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Name is Tim and favorite scripture is Matthew 25: 31-46
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Come on Tim (can I call you Tim?), you are really that harlot Stevie Nicks, right?Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.Comment
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That's my sister, her name is Mary, and she died last week.Comment
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Was she a harlot like Stevie Nicks?Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.Comment
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Was she saved before she died? if so, congratulations! You must be so happy that she is sitting with Jesus now!Originally posted by Timtheroofer View PostYours In Christ,
Gabriel Reproba, Esq. (Lawyer for the Lord)
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Reading only the parts of the Bible your pastor tells you to (those that make you feel warm and fuzzy) is nothing but mental and spiritual masturbation. Read the WHOLE Bible to find out what Christianity is REALLY all about! Only then can you talk to us about why we try so hard to save people from Hell.Comment
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Nope sir, but thank you for asking.Originally posted by James Hutchins View Post
She died in a bridge jumping accident.Originally posted by Nobar King View Post
She was planning on it but he got deported before they could tie the knot.Originally posted by Nobar King View Post
I fixed your lack of shift key use. Spiritually she was saved, but physically no, which is in fact why she is now dead. She was bound to be with Jesus in some form or fashion!Originally posted by Gabriel Reproba View PostComment
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Well, a lesson to all the kids.
When jumping off a bridge, make sure there is water below.
Do you have pictures?
I bet her husband was mighty annoyed she did that without asking permission. What is going to do with the kids? Put them up for adoption I would think.
Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.Comment
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Rope was too long. I appreciate the concern over my sister but she seems to have become a distraction.Originally posted by Nobar King View PostComment
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You sister and how she lived her life is a direct reflection on you, son. As her brother, you had a responsibility to ensure she did not use the curling iron while showering, that unsaved boys do not have their way with her and so on. Failure to protect her until she was married says a lot about YOU.Originally posted by Timtheroofer View Post
So you say the rope was too short. Interesting. Did she use more than 13 turns on the noose? To be honest, like in inches, more than six is a waste and then you are just showing off. Just ask your sister. Never mind.
Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.Comment
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So your sister died last week and your first instinct was to come and post about it on God's Favorite forum? Praise Jesus, I can see the Holy Spirit working on you! Can you send us the link on the newspaper story about her untimely death?
I was afraid that you were going to tell us that that avatar was your photograph.
Tell me, what church do you attend?
Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!Comment
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The rope was too long.Originally posted by James Hutchins View PostYou sister and how she lived her life is a direct reflection on you, son. As her brother, you had a responsibility to ensure she did not use the curling iron while showering, that unsaved boys do not have their way with her and so on. Failure to protect her until she was married says a lot about YOU.
So you say the rope was too short. Interesting. Did she use more than 13 turns on the noose? To be honest, like in inches, more than six is a waste and then you are just showing off. Just ask your sister. Never mind.
Wasn't in the papers, and yes that was the first instinct. I'm trying to figure it all out.Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View PostSo your sister died last week and your first instinct was to come and post about it on God's Favorite forum? Praise Jesus, I can see the Holy Spirit working on you! Can you send us the link on the newspaper story about her untimely death?
I was afraid that you were going to tell us that that avatar was your photograph.
Tell me, what church do you attend?
I've been to several churches, Calvary Baptist, Heritage Baptist, Sonrise Baptist, Trinity United Methodist Church, First United Methodist Church, Church of Jesus Christ of Latter Day Saints, Faith Temple Pentacostal Church, First Apostolic Church, I've been to many. I guess I'm a serial investigator!!!Comment
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What? Not even an obituary? That sounds fishy. Christian persecution maybe?Originally posted by Timtheroofer View Post
Many of the "churches" you listed above aren't even Christian, and some are false Christians which is just as bad. You might want to take a look at our false religions registry HERE and investigate that. The road to hell is paved with good intentions, friend.Originally posted by Timtheroofer View Post
Why don't you try an Independent Baptist Church. You pretty much can't go wrong there.
Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!Comment
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