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  • Vision Of Love
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    • Jan 2010
    • 21

    #1

    Hello

    Hi everyone I am Vision
  • Professor Bessemer
    Professor of Creation Science at Landover University
    Certified Ex-Gay Program Graduate
    Darwin's Worst Nightmare
    True Christian™
    • May 2009
    • 2952

    #2
    Re: Hello

    Hello, I am Professor Stephen Bessemer.
    Professor of Creation Science and Flood Geology at Landover Baptist University


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    Sodomites! Stop being gay TODAY!

    Wherefore lay apart all filthiness and superfluity of naughtiness, and receive with meekness the engrafted word, which is able to save your souls. James 1:21

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    • Pastor Ezekiel
      Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
       
      • Sep 2006
      • 78556

      #3
      Re: Hello

      Originally posted by Vision Of Love View Post
      Hi everyone I am Vision
      That is not an introduction, that is a greeting.

      Please tell us about yourself. What church do you attend? How old are you? What's your husband's favorite pie?
      Who Will Jesus Damn?

      Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

      Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

      Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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      • Vision Of Love
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        • Jan 2010
        • 21

        #4
        Re: Hello

        Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
        That is not an introduction, that is a greeting.

        Please tell us about yourself. What church do you attend? How old are you? What's your husband's favorite pie?
        Gosh ok

        Well I want to be anonymous. I am gay. I am on a mission to get my life right. My first goal is to loos 368 pounds so i be able to live by myself and so i could fit in the baptism tub. My doctors say if I fall I could break something and wont be able to get back up but what do they know. The next goal is to get Baptized.

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        • LittleMissV
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          Forum Member
          • Jan 2010
          • 71

          #5
          Re: Hello

          Your first goal should be to stop being a disgusting homosexual!!!!!!

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          • James Hutchins
            True Christian™
            Just a Regular Nice Guy
             
            • Jun 2009
            • 29454

            #6
            Re: Hello

            Originally posted by Vision Of Love View Post
            Gosh ok

            Well I want to be anonymous. I am gay. I am on a mission to get my life right. My first goal is to loos 368 pounds so i be able to live by myself and so i could fit in the baptism tub. My doctors say if I fall I could break something and wont be able to get back up but what do they know. The next goal is to get Baptized.
            I will suggest adding tothat:
            Enter the program to make you an Ex-Gay, to move from that godforsaken country you are in and come to the USA. Go to college, make something of yourself.
            Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
            Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
            Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
            Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
            Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
            Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.

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            • Vision Of Love
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              • Jan 2010
              • 21

              #7
              Re: Hello

              Originally posted by LittleMissV View Post
              Your first goal should be to stop being a disgusting homosexual!!!!!!
              Is there something wrong with being a HOMOSEXUAL?

              Last time I check being African was a sin. Do you know anyone who is African American? Are they a bad person because they are just black?

              NO. There is nothing wrong with being African or being GAY. Just becuase you don't understand it doesn't mean it is bad.

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              • GOD=life
                WARNING: Do not attempt to debate. You will lose horribly.
                True Christian™
                • Jan 2010
                • 3263

                #8
                Re: Hello

                I fully agree the priority should be to stop the abomination, but let us not forget this passage:

                Luke 6:21 Blessed are ye that hunger now: for ye shall be filled. Blessed are ye that weep now: for ye shall laugh.

                Perhaps the two can be combined? When one stops eating, the attention will go toward craving food instead of craving being sodomized.

                (how does one crave for such a thing is a mystery to me, it's like craving to be punched in the face, yikes!)
                I take my orders from Jesus H. Christ, supernatural born US citizen

                Be wary of false Kumbaya Christians who use a highlighter and scissors to read the Bible. God wants us to read the lines, not between the lines. False Christians will go to Hell:
                Matthew 7:22
                Many will say to me in that day, Lord, Lord, have we not prophesied in thy name? and in thy name have cast out devils? and in thy name done many wonderful works?
                Matthew 7:23 And then will I profess unto them, I never knew you: depart from me, ye that work iniquity.

                Asking a Christian to prove God exists is like asking him to prove his phone rings because yours doesn't. Make that call yourself! Dial 0800-get-on-your-knees-and-pray.

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                • LittleMissV
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                  Forum Member
                  • Jan 2010
                  • 71

                  #9
                  Re: Hello

                  Originally posted by Vision Of Love View Post
                  Is there something wrong with being a HOMOSEXUAL?

                  Last time I check being African was a sin. Do you know anyone who is African American? Are they a bad person because they are just black?

                  NO. There is nothing wrong with being African or being GAY. Just becuase you don't understand it doesn't mean it is bad.
                  Are those actual questions or are you being sarcastic?

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                  • GOD=life
                    WARNING: Do not attempt to debate. You will lose horribly.
                    True Christian™
                    • Jan 2010
                    • 3263

                    #10
                    Re: Hello

                    Originally posted by Vision Of Love View Post
                    Is there something wrong with being a HOMOSEXUAL?
                    Uh, yes, there is "something" wrong. To quote God:

                    Leviticus 18:22 Thou shalt not lie with mankind, as with womankind: it is abomination.

                    Originally posted by Vision Of Love View Post
                    NO. There is nothing wrong with being African or being GAY. Just becuase you don't understand it doesn't mean it is bad.
                    Oh, there are many former gay men and women here who understand a sinful lifestyle all too well. They can help you walk into the welcome arms of Jesus too instead of being a receptacle of sin.

                    There is nothing wrong with being African. There is something wrong with not knowing your place in God's plan.

                    Leviticus 25:44 Both thy bondmen, and thy bondmaids, which thou shalt have, shall be of the heathen that are round about you; of them shall ye buy bondmen and bondmaids.
                    I take my orders from Jesus H. Christ, supernatural born US citizen

                    Be wary of false Kumbaya Christians who use a highlighter and scissors to read the Bible. God wants us to read the lines, not between the lines. False Christians will go to Hell:
                    Matthew 7:22
                    Many will say to me in that day, Lord, Lord, have we not prophesied in thy name? and in thy name have cast out devils? and in thy name done many wonderful works?
                    Matthew 7:23 And then will I profess unto them, I never knew you: depart from me, ye that work iniquity.

                    Asking a Christian to prove God exists is like asking him to prove his phone rings because yours doesn't. Make that call yourself! Dial 0800-get-on-your-knees-and-pray.

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                    • Vision Of Love
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                      • Jan 2010
                      • 21

                      #11
                      Re: Hello

                      Originally posted by LittleMissV View Post
                      Are those actual questions or are you being sarcastic?
                      Can you answer my question first then, I will answer yours.

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                      • James Hutchins
                        True Christian™
                        Just a Regular Nice Guy
                         
                        • Jun 2009
                        • 29454

                        #12
                        Re: Hello

                        God=Life already answered your question.... Next!
                        Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
                        Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
                        Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
                        Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
                        Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
                        Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.

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                        • Wilhelmina
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                          • Jan 2010
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                          #13
                          Re: Hello

                          Originally posted by LittleMissV View Post
                          Your first goal should be to stop being a disgusting homosexual!!!!!!
                          PREACH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

                          I can't believe what I'm reading

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                          • Vision Of Love
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                            • Jan 2010
                            • 21

                            #14
                            Re: Hello

                            Originally posted by Wilhelmina View Post
                            PREACH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

                            I can't believe what I'm reading
                            You know you want some of this

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                            • Wilhelmina
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                              • Jan 2010
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                              #15
                              Re: Hello

                              Originally posted by Vision Of Love View Post
                              You know you want some of this
                              I find you repulsive.

                              But I will console myself with the fact Satan will take your soul.

                              You disgusting homosexual

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