[Sir Oral Essex III]

Re: God Bless You

I am not sure but I think I smell GOD MOCKERS !

Nothing infuriates me more. I once took an iron skillet to a pre-teen child for uttering the phrase, "Cheese and crackers" under his breath. Of course I presumed the youth had said, well, I won't re-write it here but I'm sure you can use your imagination.

Nevertheless, there is no room in this old man's heart for anyone mocking Jehovah. It is simply not something to twist off a sordid attempt at humor with.

[Mistress Cookie]

Re: God Bless You

I am of course distressed to see teens come here and mock us, but on the other hand, is it not better that they play and cavort here, under True Christian™ supervision, where they may learn something, than their being out there on the wilds of the Internets, unchecked?

It's a quandry.

[James Dewitt]

Re: God Bless You

I am of course distressed to see teens come here and mock us, but on the other hand, is it not better that they play and cavort here, under True Christian™ supervision, where they may learn something, than their being out there on the wilds of the Internets, unchecked?

It's a quandry.

Mistress Cookie, You are a wise Christian Lady. I agree its better form them to come here and torment us, than search the internets for pornography, most likely Homersexural porongraphyies

[Mistress Cookie]

Re: God Bless You

Jesus said there would be many trials. I suppose this is one of them.

I suppose I shall have to buy some juice boxes and packages of Fig Newtons now.

[YankeesDMB41]

Re: God Bless You

Mistress Cookie, You are a wise Christian Lady. I agree its better form them to come here and torment us, than search the internets for pornography, most likely Homersexural porongraphyies

Hello Mr. Dewitt, I would like to correct you. I am not a teenager, my name is Jebidiah, and I'm 64 years old. I got to Church every sunday to worship my lord and savior Jesus Christ. I have never watched pornography and/or have been married. I am celibate and refuse to have sex becuase I do not want to destroy my relationship with my savior.

God Bless

[Sir Oral Essex III]

Re: God Bless You

Mistress Cookie, You are a wise Christian Lady. I agree its better form them to come here and torment us, than search the internets for pornography, most likely Homersexural porongraphyies

I once had a dear acquaintance that found a male nude periodical on a street corner (34th and Pleasant in western Albany, I do believe, but that is not relevant!). He asked me what he should do with the worldly trash. I advised him to turn the publication over to me. He obliged and while I was walking the filth to the furnace for proper disposal, I dropped it allowing it to open up, and what lay inside? Why, it was only a clothing catalogue from Sears!

How silly of my friend. Though I must admit, some of the trousers were quite snug around the buttocks of the male models. Maybe I can see where he acquired his hang up!

Oh dear, this wasn't a relevant quip, but your mentioning of homoerotic pornography prompted me to recall such a tale. Alas.

[James Dewitt]

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Hello Mr. Dewitt, I would like to correct you. I am not a teenager, my name is Jebidiah, and I'm 64 years old. I got to Church every sunday to worship my lord and savior Jesus Christ. I have never watched pornography and/or have been married. I am celibate and refuse to have sex becuase I do not want to destroy my relationship with my savior.

God Bless

That was in reference to the others who make light of God and his Love.Take no offence.If I may suggest sir should use the shift key when speaking of the the Lord.