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  • YankeesDMB41
    Confirmed Enemy of God
    • Jan 2010
    • 6

    #1

    God Bless You

    Hello my name is Jebidiah, and I love reading the Bible and worshipping Christ. Just wanted to say hello to all of you. I love playing the flute and I collect stamps. I have four cats.
  • DIDO2SPAC
    Confirmed Enemy of God
    BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
    • Jan 2010
    • 9

    #2
    Re: God Bless You

    Cats! I love cats! I myself have 2 little guys of my own. They are so cute when they play and they just love to snuggle up with me on cold nights! Especially when I am watching Dog Shows on Animal Planet! I also have a Chihuahua names Brady!

    As for as instruments go, I used to play Trombone in a jazz band. But recently, I have been playing the keyboard and tambourine in my Churches Worship Band.

    I found my fiancee at a Christian music festival in New Hampshire, and even though it is tempting, we are waiting until marriage in the spring.

    This raises a good question!

    I sometimes touch my girlfriend on the chest and behind sometimes...however we have not committed the sin of pre marital intercourse. Would God be mad at this????

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    • YankeesDMB41
      Confirmed Enemy of God
      • Jan 2010
      • 6

      #3
      Re: God Bless You

      Originally posted by DIDO2SPAC View Post
      Cats! I love cats! I myself have 2 little guys of my own. They are so cute when they play and they just love to snuggle up with me on cold nights! Especially when I am watching Dog Shows on Animal Planet! I also have a Chihuahua names Brady!

      As for as instruments go, I used to play Trombone in a jazz band. But recently, I have been playing the keyboard and tambourine in my Churches Worship Band.

      I found my fiancee at a Christian music festival in New Hampshire, and even though it is tempting, we are waiting until marriage in the spring.

      This raises a good question!

      I sometimes touch my girlfriend on the chest and behind sometimes...however we have not committed the sin of pre marital intercourse. Would God be mad at this????
      In this One Sweet World i feel like there are many people who commit this sin, at least 41 people a day. We should smite these people with the Stone to get them Lying In The Hands Of God. This is the Typical Situation

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      • Bob4God
        Moderator
        Arms Dealer for CHRIST
        Hands folded for Jesus
         
        • Apr 2008
        • 5274

        #4
        Re: God Bless You

        What are you two going on about? Why don't you use your posts to glorify GOD?
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        • YankeesDMB41
          Confirmed Enemy of God
          • Jan 2010
          • 6

          #5
          Re: God Bless You

          Originally posted by Bob4God View Post
          What are you two going on about? Why don't you use your posts to glorify GOD?
          God is my savior, he is the "Lover Lay Down" To My "Halloween"

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          • DIDO2SPAC
            Confirmed Enemy of God
            BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
            • Jan 2010
            • 9

            #6
            Re: God Bless You

            And the LORD passed by before him, and proclaimed, The LORD, The LORD God, merciful and gracious, longsuffering, and abundant in goodness and truth

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            • Ezekiel Bathfire
              Pastor for Diversity and Tolerance
              Christ's Rottweiler
               
              • Jan 2008
              • 22912

              #7
              Re: God Bless You

              That's better, keep it up and get out there and fight some of the heathens.
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              “We must reassert that the essence of Christianity is the love of obedience to God’s Laws and that how that complete obedience is used or implemented does not concern us.”

              Author of such illuminating essays as,
              Map of the Known World; Periodic Table of Elements; The History of Linguistics; The Errors of Wicca; Dolphins and Evolution; The History of Landover (The Apology); Landover and the Civil War; 2000 Racial Slurs.

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              • ImaElohssa
                Confirmed Enemy of God
                • Jan 2010
                • 2

                #8
                Re: God Bless You

                Originally posted by YankeesDMB41 View Post
                God is my savior, he is the "Lover Lay Down" To My "Halloween"

                you have to admit though, God is pretty damn good at the end of that. he just goes OFF.



                question for you though. if we're the only ones, how come God plays with an alien?

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                • GOD=life
                  WARNING: Do not attempt to debate. You will lose horribly.
                  True Christian™
                  • Jan 2010
                  • 3263

                  #9
                  Re: God Bless You

                  You touched your girlfriend on the chest with what exactly?

                  You seem to think lust is not a sin? Do you have a Bible at all?
                  I take my orders from Jesus H. Christ, supernatural born US citizen

                  Be wary of false Kumbaya Christians who use a highlighter and scissors to read the Bible. God wants us to read the lines, not between the lines. False Christians will go to Hell:
                  Matthew 7:22
                  Many will say to me in that day, Lord, Lord, have we not prophesied in thy name? and in thy name have cast out devils? and in thy name done many wonderful works?
                  Matthew 7:23 And then will I profess unto them, I never knew you: depart from me, ye that work iniquity.

                  Asking a Christian to prove God exists is like asking him to prove his phone rings because yours doesn't. Make that call yourself! Dial 0800-get-on-your-knees-and-pray.

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                  • DIDO2SPAC
                    Confirmed Enemy of God
                    BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
                    • Jan 2010
                    • 9

                    #10
                    Re: God Bless You

                    Originally posted by GOD=life View Post
                    You touched your girlfriend on the chest with what exactly?

                    You seem to think lust is not a sin? Do you have a Bible at all?
                    I admit I have sinned, and will ask for forgiveness not just from my beautiful God, but from my bothers and sisters here on earth.

                    She sometimes dresses in ways that tempt me, and I ask her to stop; to help me stay on track.

                    Brothers and Sisters, do you have anything I can say to her? To make her understand what she is doing.

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                    • JCfreak41
                      Confirmed Enemy of God
                      BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
                      • Jan 2010
                      • 6

                      #11
                      Re: God Bless You

                      Originally posted by GOD=life View Post
                      You touched your girlfriend on the chest with what exactly?

                      You seem to think lust is not a sin? Do you have a Bible at all?
                      Agreed! God would have so much to say to you (DIDO2SPAC). Resist! Don't drink the water of temptation she's feeding you.

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                      • YankeesDMB41
                        Confirmed Enemy of God
                        • Jan 2010
                        • 6

                        #12
                        Re: God Bless You

                        Originally posted by JCfreak41 View Post
                        Agreed! God would have so much to say to you (DIDO2SPAC). Resist! Don't drink the water of temptation she's feeding you.
                        ...MacHead

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                        • k27pop41
                          Confirmed Enemy of God
                          BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
                          • Jan 2010
                          • 1

                          #13
                          Re: God Bless You

                          you're so damn lucky...

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                          • James Dewitt
                            #63 on Forbes'...but #1 in Jesus's Heart
                            • Jan 2010
                            • 6267

                            #14
                            Re: God Bless You

                            I am not sure but I think I smell GOD MOCKERS !

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                            • Mrs. Rogers
                              compassion personified
                              True Christian™
                              • Sep 2006
                              • 2692

                              #15
                              Re: God Bless You

                              Originally posted by James Dewitt View Post
                              I am not sure but I think I smell GOD MOCKERS !
                              The stink is rife throughout the forums, as sulfurous as the air swirling out of Satan's lower bowel.
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                              Signs that you belong to a FALSE Christian Church.

                              Persecution You Have Endured for CHRIST: what doesn't kill you makes you stronger in Christ.

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