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  • Jesse
    Confirmed Enemy of God
    BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
    • Jun 2007
    • 17
    #1

    Hi

    Ok, I guess I best introduce myself. My name's Jesse, I'm 15 years old and I live in Rochester New York. I used to live with my father in Iowa but he's an ass so my mom had me come to New York to live with her and my step father. I'm not a Christian in anyway shape or form, in fact I'm not really anything at all. I don't believe there isn't a creator but I don't believe in god, it's kinda complicated I guess.

    When I was living with my mom (up until I was seven) I went to a Catholic school and then when I lived with my father (from 7 to 13) I was home schooled and now I just go to an 'ungodly' public school thanks to my stepdad.

    I'm gonna try to be polite when I'm here because I've always been told that even if you don't agree with someone you should be polite. So, yea, I mean there's not really much else to say about me. If you haven't already worked it out my mom is a catholic and my stepdad is indifferent. Think what you will of me but I'm not gonna judge anyone on their belifs no matter how wild they might be, I just wanna be free to ask my questions and get some answers.
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    • Pastor Ezekiel
      Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
       
      • Sep 2006
      • 78556
      #2
      Re: Hi

      How many times have you been buggered by your local priests?
      Who Will Jesus Damn?

      Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

      Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

      Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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        • Miss Hikari
          Confirmed Enemy of God
          BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
          • May 2007
          • 372
          #3
          Re: Hi

          Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
          How many times have you been buggered by your local priests?
          o.O What a rude question to ask. *waggles finger*

          Anyhow.. It's nice to meet you Jesse. I'm Hikari! ^-^ I hope you have a good time at Landover. By the Way, are you part of us (the sane people) or them (True Christians). Just so I can clarify. You seem like a nice person, so I hope you stay on the sane side.

          -Hii

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            • The Spectator Man
              Forum Member
              Forum Member
              • Jun 2007
              • 53
              #4
              Re: Hi

              I would like to introduce myself as well, but i dont know how to makea new thread. Can anyone tell me how?
              Walk away me boys walk away me boys, and my mornin we'll be free whipe that golden tear from your mother dear and raise whats left of the flag for me!!

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                • Mrs. Rogers
                  compassion personified
                  True Christian™
                  • Sep 2006
                  • 2692
                  #5
                  Re: Hi

                  Originally posted by The Spectator Man View Post
                  I would like to introduce myself as well, but i dont know how to makea new thread. Can anyone tell me how?
                  I have grave misgivings regarding what your introductory post might contain ... your username has a definite whiff of the voyeuristic about it. However, click on the "New Thread" button, located top left of intro forum (above where it says "Threads in Forum"). That should get you started.
                  True Christians are Perfect!

                  Signs that you belong to a FALSE Christian Church.

                  Persecution You Have Endured for CHRIST: what doesn't kill you makes you stronger in Christ.

                  For True Christians™ only: please send me Project Habakkuk updates at gertruderogers@landoverbaptist.net. Thank you.

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                    • The Spectator Man
                      Forum Member
                      Forum Member
                      • Jun 2007
                      • 53
                      #6
                      Re: Hi

                      Sorry Maddam i dont see it, can you tell me where i can go to do it from the begining?

                      Sorry for the inconvience
                      Walk away me boys walk away me boys, and my mornin we'll be free whipe that golden tear from your mother dear and raise whats left of the flag for me!!

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                        • Jesse
                          Confirmed Enemy of God
                          BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
                          • Jun 2007
                          • 17
                          #7
                          Re: Hi

                          Firstlt never, and second please to meet you Hikari. Yea, I'm sane n.n Definitely not one of them.

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                            • Rachael Van Helsing
                              HEATHEN — Suspected Witch
                              • Sep 2006
                              • 5131
                              #8
                              Re: Hi

                              Hello, Jesse. I'm no xtian either, as you can probably tell by my signature.

                              Originally posted by Miss Hikari View Post
                              By the Way, are you part of us (the sane people) or them (True Christians).
                              Not all the non-TC's at this forum are one of the 'sane ones'. Look at asstroll. He's crazier than the lot of 'em.

                              Be careful around some of the Pastors here. They suffer from chronic crankiness due to a stick being stuck in an inconvenient part of their anatomy.
                              Last edited by Rachael Van Helsing; 06-10-2007, 10:41 AM.
                              sigpic
                              Wake up and smell the 21st Century!!

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                                • Miss Hikari
                                  Confirmed Enemy of God
                                  BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
                                  • May 2007
                                  • 372
                                  #9
                                  Re: Hi

                                  Originally posted by Rachael Van Helsing View Post
                                  Not all the non-TC's at this forum are one of the 'sane ones'. Look at asstroll. He's crazier than the lot of 'em.
                                  Hmm... I never noticed any trolls. Maybe I just haven't been looking hard enough. But yeah, you have a point. I would edit that into my post, but my edit button seems to have conveniently disappeared...
                                  And who the heck is asstroll?

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                                    • Jesse
                                      Confirmed Enemy of God
                                      BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
                                      • Jun 2007
                                      • 17
                                      #10
                                      Re: Hi

                                      Originally posted by Rachael Van Helsing View Post
                                      Hello, Jesse. I'm no xtian either, as you can probably tell by my signature.
                                      Pleased to meet you Rachel n.n. I'm glad that I won't only get answers and stuff from 'True Christians'. Though their point of view is interesting

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                                        • Brother Temperance
                                          Senior Usher
                                          True Christian™ missionary to the Unsaved Kingdom
                                          A very nice young man
                                          True Christian™
                                          • Sep 2006
                                          • 15621
                                          #11
                                          Re: Hi

                                          Originally posted by Jesse View Post
                                          Firstlt never, and second please to meet you Hikari. Yea, I'm sane n.n Definitely not one of them.
                                          Friend, how can one be sane, but not a Christian? That's just silly.
                                          O Lord our God, help us to tear their soldiers to bloody shreds with our shells; help us to cover their smiling fields with the pale forms of their patriot dead; help us to drown the thunder of the guns with the shrieks of their wounded, writhing in pain; help us to lay waste their humble homes with a hurricane of fire; help us to wring the hearts of their unoffending widows with unavailing grief; help us to turn them out roofless with little children to wander unfriended the wastes of their desolated land in rags and hunger and thirst, sports of the sun flames of summer and the icy winds of winter, broken in spirit, worn with travail, imploring Thee for the refuge of the grave and denied it--for our sakes who adore Thee, Lord, blast their hopes, blight their lives, protract their bitter pilgrimage, make heavy their steps, water their way with their tears, stain the white snow with the blood of their wounded feet! We ask it, in the spirit of love, of Him Who is the Source of Love, and Who is the ever-faithful refuge and friend of all that are sore beset and seek His aid with humble and contrite hearts. Amen.



                                          God being truth, justice, goodness, beauty, power, and life, man is falsehood, iniquity, evil, ugliness, impotence, and death. God being master, man is the slave. Incapable of finding justice, truth, and eternal life by his own effort, he can attain them only through a divine revelation... he who desires to worship God must harbor no childish illusions about the matter, but bravely renounce his liberty and humanity.

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