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  • ClaudiaT
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    • Jan 2010
    • 13
    #1

    Greetings!

    Greetings Brothers and Sisters!

    My name is Claudia and I currently attend the Northside Foursquare Church in Vancouver, British Columbia.
    I love the Lord Jesus with every fiber of my being and love the bible and all it has to offer. My favorite book is Matthew. My favorite verse is Matthew 11:28.

    I am 22 and am currently living at home helping my mother with my brothers and sisters. (I am the oldest of 8)

    I hope to make some new friends and learn more about the Lord from the wise men and if applicable, woman, in the church.

    God Bless.

    Claudia
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    • Pastor Ezekiel
      Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
       
      • Sep 2006
      • 78556
      #2
      Re: Greetings!

      Welcome to God's favorite forum. What's your best pie?
      Who Will Jesus Damn?

      Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

      Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

      Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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        • ClaudiaT
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          • Jan 2010
          • 13
          #3
          Re: Greetings!

          I can make many kinds but most rave about my blueberry pie.

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            • Petal
              LBC psychiatric outpatient. Progressing nicely.
              True Christian™
              • Sep 2006
              • 991
              #4
              Re: Greetings!

              it real good to meets you, Miss.Claudia <--- that for you

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                • Pastor Ezekiel
                  Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
                   
                  • Sep 2006
                  • 78556
                  #5
                  Re: Greetings!

                  Originally posted by ClaudiaT View Post
                  I can make many kinds but most rave about my blueberry pie.
                  Now we're talkin! Blueberry is my favorite!
                  Who Will Jesus Damn?

                  Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                  Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                  Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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                    • ClaudiaT
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                      • Jan 2010
                      • 13
                      #6
                      Re: Greetings!

                      Thank you. It is so nice to be greeted!

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                        • James Hutchins
                          True Christian™
                          Just a Regular Nice Guy
                           
                          • Jun 2009
                          • 29453
                          #7
                          Re: Greetings!

                          Welcome Claudia, what is your husbands name, perhaps we know him?
                          Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
                          Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
                          Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
                          Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
                          Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
                          Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.

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                            • Luci Mourningstar
                              True Christian™
                              True Christian™
                              • Dec 2009
                              • 247
                              #8
                              Re: Greetings!

                              Originally posted by ClaudiaT View Post
                              I am 22 and am currently living at home helping my mother with my brothers and sisters. (I am the oldest of 8)

                              I hope to make some new friends and learn more about the Lord from the wise men and if applicable, woman, in the church.

                              God Bless.

                              Claudia
                              Welcome, Claudia

                              There are no wise women, only men
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                              God loves me so much
                              that he killed his only son so I can live forever.


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                                • GOD=life
                                  WARNING: Do not attempt to debate. You will lose horribly.
                                  True Christian™
                                  • Jan 2010
                                  • 3263
                                  #9
                                  Re: Greetings!

                                  Originally posted by Luci Morningstar View Post
                                  There are no wise women, only men
                                  Some would say the wisdom of this statement creates a logical paradox
                                  I take my orders from Jesus H. Christ, supernatural born US citizen

                                  Be wary of false Kumbaya Christians who use a highlighter and scissors to read the Bible. God wants us to read the lines, not between the lines. False Christians will go to Hell:
                                  Matthew 7:22                                   Many will say to me in that day, Lord, Lord, have we not prophesied in thy name? and in thy name have cast out devils? and in thy name done many wonderful works?
                                  Matthew 7:23 And then will I profess unto them, I never knew you: depart from me, ye that work iniquity.

                                  Asking a Christian to prove God exists is like asking him to prove his phone rings because yours doesn't. Make that call yourself! Dial 0800-get-on-your-knees-and-pray.

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                                    • Luci Mourningstar
                                      True Christian™
                                      True Christian™
                                      • Dec 2009
                                      • 247
                                      #10
                                      Re: Greetings!

                                      Originally posted by GOD=life View Post
                                      Some would say the wisdom of this statement creates a logical paradox
                                      You use such BIG words
                                      sigpic

                                      God loves me so much
                                      that he killed his only son so I can live forever.


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                                        • ClaudiaT
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                                          • Jan 2010
                                          • 13
                                          #11
                                          Re: Greetings!

                                          Originally posted by James Hutchins View Post
                                          Welcome Claudia, what is your husbands name, perhaps we know him?
                                          I have no husband. Perhaps soon, though.

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                                            • panzel
                                              Confirmed Enemy of God
                                              BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
                                              • Jan 2010
                                              • 18
                                              #12
                                              Re: Greetings!

                                              Just find a rapist somewhere, according to the Bible you are obliged to marry him after he does it.

                                              God speed.

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                                                • James Hutchins
                                                  True Christian™
                                                  Just a Regular Nice Guy
                                                   
                                                  • Jun 2009
                                                  • 29453
                                                  #13
                                                  Re: Greetings!

                                                  Originally posted by panzel View Post
                                                  Just find a rapist somewhere, according to the Bible you are obliged to marry him after he does it.

                                                  God speed.
                                                  No meds today either, such a shame....

                                                  Ignore him Claudia. As they say, he is not quite right in the mind.
                                                  Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
                                                  Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
                                                  Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
                                                  Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
                                                  Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
                                                  Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.

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                                                    • panzel
                                                      Confirmed Enemy of God
                                                      BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
                                                      • Jan 2010
                                                      • 18
                                                      #14
                                                      Re: Greetings!

                                                      Hey there james

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                                                        • Noah Dint
                                                          True Christian™
                                                          • Dec 2009
                                                          • 695
                                                          #15
                                                          Re: Greetings!

                                                          Originally posted by ClaudiaT View Post
                                                          I have no husband. Perhaps soon, though.
                                                          Have you a boyfriend? Are you a virgin? (These are important questions when pertaining to being a True Christian(tm) woman)

                                                          Do you have your father's permission to be on this site?

                                                          -ND

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