Hello

[Johnny G]

Hello all,

I am of the pentecostal faith and am rather new to the church. My faith really began when my sisters were both raped a year ago and the offender was never found. I really struggled to cope with all the madness that is in this world, however, I do feel I have found the right place to be, in the hands of God.

[savethisslut (Quarantined)]

Re: Hello

Hello all,

I am of the pentecostal faith and am rather new to the church. My faith really began when my sisters were both raped a year ago and the offender was never found. I really struggled to cope with all the madness that is in this world, however, I do feel I have found the right place to be, in the hands of God.

You might want to read this thread then:

http://www.landoverbaptist.net/showt...highlight=rape

[Johnny G]

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You might want to read this thread then:

http://www.landoverbaptist.net/showt...highlight=rape

I try not to be tempted by ignorance.

[Professor Bessemer]

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I try not to be tempted by ignorance.

And yet you are a Pentecostal. Interesting.

[Johnny G]

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And yet you are a Pentecostal. Interesting.

you're profile says "ex-gay program graduate"

what does this mean?

[Capt. Aaron Portway]

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Ladies and gentleman, now arriving on runway 2-Niner is the flight from Oblivousville on Unintentional Irony Airlines

Hello all,

I am of the pentecostal faith.

I try not to be tempted by ignorance.

[Johnny G]

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Ladies and gentleman, now arriving on runway 2-Niner is the flight from Oblivousville on Unintentional Irony Airlines

So let's say I raped your daughter today, that must mean we should marry correct? Hypothetically speaking, what would you say to that?

[Professor Bessemer]

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you're profile says "ex-gay program graduate"

what does this mean?

It means I was formally afflicted with the mental disease commonly known as gayness. The medical term is actually sodomania.

But with constant prayer, reeducation, intense aversion therapy, and the grace of God I was cured. Glory!

Why do ask? Are you a currently practicing queer in need of medical help?

If so, you have come to the right place friend.

[Johnny G]

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It means I was formally afflicted with the mental disease commonly known as gayness. The medical term is actually sodomania.

But with constant prayer, reeducation, intense aversion therapy, and the grace of God I was cured. Glory!

Why do ask? Are you a currently practicing queer in need of medical help?

If so, you have come to the right place friend.

that's a big no hahahaha. but um, well you're still gay. not in a derogatory way, it's just well, if I hired a male stripper to come to your house, you'd still go banana hammock crazy. probably are as you read this.

[Capt. Aaron Portway]

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So let's say I raped your daughter today, that must mean we should marry correct? Hypothetically speaking, what would you say to that?

Which one of my daughters? One lives on a commune with a bunch of hippies. She is such a tramp that I don't think it's even technically possible for her to be raped.

My other daughter just got married to a goth pervert, so she's her husbands problem now.

[savethisslut (Quarantined)]

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that's a big no hahahaha. but um, well you're still gay. not in a derogatory way, it's just well, if I hired a male stripper to come to your house, you'd still go banana hammock crazy. probably are as you read this.

[Johnny G]

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Which one of my daughters? One lives on a commune with a bunch of hippies. She is such a tramp that I don't think it's even technically possible for her to be raped.

My other daughter just got married to a goth pervert, so she's her husbands problem now.

I'm assuming you're not a big family man are you?

[Professor Bessemer]

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that's a big no hahahaha. but um, well you're still gay. not in a derogatory way, it's just well, if I hired a male stripper to come to your house, you'd still go banana hammock crazy. probably are as you read this.

Son, your ignorance is striking. Being gay is a choice. I chose not to be gay and prayed. I was cured immediately, but as a precaution I underwent aversion therapy that included surgical implants and electrical shock treatment. I am 100% heterosexual now. And if I was not rendered impotent by my therapy, I can assure I would be the proud father of many, many future True Christians™ today.

[Mrs. Rogers]

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that's a big no hahahaha. but um, well you're still gay. not in a derogatory way, it's just well, if I hired a male stripper to come to your house, you'd still go banana hammock crazy. probably are as you read this.

My dear, I have a strong suspicion you are very much younger than 18. Shoo!

[Capt. Aaron Portway]

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I'm assuming you're not a big family man are you?

When I last became saved, (twice it did not take, my soul was not ready to receive Jesus), I rejected my unsaved family as the Bible instructs. They are unsaved scum, like yourself, so I turned my back on them forever.

If any man come to me, and hate not his father, and mother, and wife, and children, and brethren, and sisters, yea, and his own life also, he cannot be my disciple.
Luke 14:26