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  • trailofblood
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    • Jan 2010
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    #1

    Hello from Scotland

    Hello folks, Just joined the forum and looking forward to some interesting discussions.

    I am a pastor of a Baptist Church in Scotland and I also am keenly interested in Baptist History. I have even set up my own site about Baptist history.
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  • Nobar King
    Municipal Code Archivist - Deuteronomy 28:58
    Christ's Guardian
    True Christian™
    • Sep 2007
    • 23748

    #2
    Re: Hello from Scotland

    Hello, I checked out your forum, but I didn't read it all. I hope you're a real Baptist. There are some real Baptists on this forum, you'll probably figure out who they are pretty fast.
    May you be a blessing to every life you touch.

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    • Pastor Ezekiel
      Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
       
      • Sep 2006
      • 78556

      #3
      Re: Hello from Scotland

      Originally posted by trailofblood View Post
      Hello folks, Just joined the forum and looking forward to some interesting discussions.

      I am a pastor of a Baptist Church in Scotland and I also am keenly interested in Baptist History. I have even set up my own site about Baptist history.
      Welcome to God's favorite forum. I'm surprised to hear that a Baptist church exists in Scotland. How many of your flock show up to church drunk on a given Sunday?
      Who Will Jesus Damn?

      Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

      Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

      Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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      • American Soldier
        Confirmed Enemy of God
        • Jan 2010
        • 32

        #4
        Re: Hello from Scotland

        Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
        Welcome to God's favorite forum. I'm surprised to hear that a Baptist church exists in Scotland. How many of your flock show up to church drunk on a given Sunday?
        Wow get your stereotypes right, its the Irish that are drunk not the Scottish.

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        • Noah Dint
          True Christian™
          • Dec 2009
          • 695

          #5
          Re: Hello from Scotland

          Welcome Pastor.

          Since we are a True Christian(tm) Chuch it is probably obvious to you by now that we get many undesirables gracing this board.

          Kindly ignore them and tell us about yourself a bit.

          -ND

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          • James Dewitt
            #63 on Forbes'...but #1 in Jesus's Heart
            • Jan 2010
            • 6267

            #6
            Re: Hello from Scotland

            Originally posted by American Soldier View Post
            Wow get your stereotypes right, its the Irish that are drunk not the Scottish.
            Brit,Irish,Scott whats the difference? You cant get any of them out of the tavern.

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            • American Soldier
              Confirmed Enemy of God
              • Jan 2010
              • 32

              #7
              Re: Hello from Scotland

              Originally posted by James Dewitt View Post
              Brit,Irish,Scott whats the difference? You cant get any of them out of the tavern.
              Actually there's a huge difference between the Irish, Brits, and Scottish. But I wouldnt expect inbreed hillbillies like yourself to know that.

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              • James Dewitt
                #63 on Forbes'...but #1 in Jesus's Heart
                • Jan 2010
                • 6267

                #8
                Re: Hello from Scotland

                Originally posted by American Soldier View Post
                Actually there's a huge difference between the Irish, Brits, and Scottish. But I wouldnt expect inbreed hillbillies like yourself to know that.
                WOW that hurt
                Talk about inbreeding how many branches are on your family tree?

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                • American Soldier
                  Confirmed Enemy of God
                  • Jan 2010
                  • 32

                  #9
                  Re: Hello from Scotland

                  Originally posted by James Dewitt View Post
                  WOW that hurt
                  Talk about inbreeding how many branches are on your family tree?
                  About six

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                  • James Dewitt
                    #63 on Forbes'...but #1 in Jesus's Heart
                    • Jan 2010
                    • 6267

                    #10
                    Re: Hello from Scotland

                    Originally posted by American Soldier View Post
                    About six
                    So you are a soldier, what is your MOS? Where are you stationed? Are you an officer or do you work for a living?

                    Why do you hate Jesus,I have yet to see you Glorify him?

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                    • Rev. Jim Osborne
                      True Christian™ Televangelist
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                      True Christian™
                      • Jun 2009
                      • 8622

                      #11
                      Re: Hello from Scotland

                      As a Scotch connoisseur, I have been to Scotland several times to visit the whisky distilleries and the golf courses. I have seen first hand that the Scots are drunks, just like their Irish and British brethren. The only difference is that the Scots are penny-pinchers, so they'll spend less on their alcohol, but drink enough so they end up getting thrown out of their houses in the middle of the nights by their wives and then going into the barn to violate some ewes.

                      If Scotland didn't have whisky and golf courses, there would be no reason for its existence. God hates Scotland for a reason.

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                      • Noah Dint
                        True Christian™
                        • Dec 2009
                        • 695

                        #12
                        Re: Hello from Scotland

                        Originally posted by American Soldier View Post
                        About six
                        Yea, like Mother, Father, Sister, Cousin, Aunt, and Grandmother.

                        Think about it heathen.

                        -ND

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                        • American Soldier
                          Confirmed Enemy of God
                          • Jan 2010
                          • 32

                          #13
                          Re: Hello from Scotland

                          Originally posted by James Dewitt View Post
                          So you are a soldier, what is your MOS? Where are you stationed? Are you an officer or do you work for a living?

                          Why do you hate Jesus,I have yet to see you Glorify him?
                          My MOS is 11B Infantry, I am stationed in Fort Hood Texas, and no im not an officer im enlisted.

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                          • James Dewitt
                            #63 on Forbes'...but #1 in Jesus's Heart
                            • Jan 2010
                            • 6267

                            #14
                            Re: Hello from Scotland

                            Originally posted by American Soldier View Post
                            My MOS is 11B Infantry, I am stationed in Fort Hood Texas, and no im not an officer im enlisted.

                            Why are you not fighting the mudslimes?
                            Why do you hate Jesus, I have yet to see you glorify him?

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                            • American Soldier
                              Confirmed Enemy of God
                              • Jan 2010
                              • 32

                              #15
                              Re: Hello from Scotland

                              Originally posted by James Dewitt View Post
                              Why are you not fighting the mudslimes?
                              Why do you hate Jesus, I have yet to see you glorify him?
                              I have already we just got back from a deployment and in-case you haven't seen the news we just had that shooting not to long ago and that affected all of us. But we are currently getting ready for another deployment in september.

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