[Cranky Old Man]

Re: what's wrong with you people?

Bizzle-Rizzle is a puppet I bought in a toy store at Broadway at the Beach. It has proved to be an effective tool in my youth ministry.

Yes, I noticed the link.

[Pastor Billy-Reuben]

Re: what's wrong with you people?

Yo Pastor Bizzle-Rizzle

Bizzle-Rizzle is a puppet I bought in a toy store at Broadway at the Beach. It has proved to be an effective tool in my youth ministry.

if they learn to accept the Lord Jesus Christ as their one and only true savior, if they are stuck down at that moment, they will be allowed into the Kingdom of Heaven for making the conscious decision.

That's true, but what if they aren't struck down at that moment? Do you know the difference between a true and false convert?

I mean, no, I do not devote every waking moment to Our Savior because I have a social life, and I have classes and a job to attend (scratch that, I was just fired today because our company was downsizing, and I am only a part-time employee due to my education), but i try to make time for The Lord whenever I have a second.

The LORD should come first. Remember, it's Thy will be done, not my will be done. If you trust God, you don't have to worry about your own needs, because you know God will take care of you.

Pay close attention to this passage from Matthew 6. This is Jesus talking.

25 Therefore I say unto you, Take no thought for your life, what ye shall eat, or what ye shall drink; nor yet for your body, what ye shall put on. Is not the life more than meat, and the body than raiment?

You don't need to think about what you will have to drink, eat, or wear, because life is more important.

26 Behold the fowls of the air: for they sow not, neither do they reap, nor gather into barns; yet your heavenly Father feedeth them. Are ye not much better than they?
27 Which of you by taking thought can add one cubit unto his stature?

God takes care of the birds, and you are more important than they are.

28 And why take ye thought for raiment? Consider the lilies of the field, how they grow; they toil not, neither do they spin:
29 And yet I say unto you, That even Solomon in all his glory was not arrayed like one of these.
30 Wherefore, if God so clothe the grass of the field, which to day is, and to morrow is cast into the oven, shall he not much more clothe you, O ye of little faith?

God takes care of the flowers, and you are more important than they are.


31 Therefore take no thought, saying, What shall we eat? or, What shall we drink? or, Wherewithal shall we be clothed?
32 (For after all these things do the Gentiles seek for your heavenly Father knoweth that ye have need of all these things.

Again, you don't need to think about what you will have to drink, eat, or wear. God knows what you need. That smiley face appears in the original KJV text, so you know God is looking out for you.

33 But seek ye first the kingdom of God, and his righteousness; and all these things shall be added unto you.

Seek ye first the kingdom of God. God comes first in your life, before anything. If you seek God first, he will take care of all of your needs.

34 Take therefore no thought for the morrow: for the morrow shall take thought for the things of itself. Sufficient unto the day is the evil thereof.

Take no thought for tomorrow. God will take care of tomorrow.

Pastor Billy-Reuben

[Cranky Old Man]

Re: what's wrong with you people?

well for all the flaming I am receiving, I cannot help but think you think I fail as a human... I really just don't understand how people of GOD can be so cruel?

It's called tough love. It's meant to gently guide yo to eternal salvation.

You have been doing well by reading the KJV1611 Bible a few times. Now you just have to do what it says. Always.

[A Follower]

Re: what's wrong with you people?

God isn't the one making you fail as a human, it is your own choice to either follow in His path or to damn yourself.

[satan's favorite holeboy]

Re: what's wrong with you people?

Can you explain why you think this?

well for all the flaming I am receiving, I cannot help but think you think I fail as a human... I really just don't understand how people of GOD can be so cruel?

[Cranky Old Man]

Re: what's wrong with you people?

can you please explain to me why I am a horrible person

Can you explain why you think this?

[satan's favorite holeboy]

Re: what's wrong with you people?

You are a liar you don't have a girlfriend.

Well, I'm not really here to debate this subject, but THANX for your support. I really do want a pie with flavor though...

As for you, Old Man, I think we kind of have a connection here, and you agree with me about my bible choice. Now can you please explain to me why I am a horrible person? I mean, no, I do not devote every waking moment to Our Savior because I have a social life, and I have classes and a job to attend (scratch that, I was just fired today because our company was downsizing, and I am only a part-time employee due to my education), but i try to make time for The Lord whenever I have a second.

[Cranky Old Man]

Re: what's wrong with you people?

I am a hippie

We know.

Did I at least start with the correct bible??

Yes.

[Palmer C. Eldrich]

Re: what's wrong with you people?

Hey, what's a good pie recipe i can give to my girlfriend? Cuz she really needs help, and black eyes don't seem to be doing the trick

You are a liar you don't have a girlfriend.

[satan's favorite holeboy]

Re: what's wrong with you people?

What is the point of reading the Bible if you don't remember what it says?

Ok I phrased that improperly. I remember the bible, I remember themes, I just don't remember specific verses. So in response to the next post, I would give you some verses but i don't recall them specifically. Forgive me, but it is a rather large book. There is no way I am going to remember where a specific line is. However, a christian always has in their past, the fact that they worshiped a woman, but if they learn to accept the Lord Jesus Christ as their one and only true savior, if they are stuck down at that moment, they will be allowed into the Kingdom of Heaven for making the conscious decision.

Nobody says "fly" anymore, that was soo 1998 lol.

If you can't tell, I am a hippie, and I know that is a sin, but I have had some major revelations in my life recently, and I want to change for the better. Did I at least start with the correct bible??

[Cranky Old Man]

Re: what's wrong with you people?

I do not care how smart you think I am really

Then why do you keep repeating over and over and over and over and over what your IQ is? You are convincing no one here by the way. We all know you a retarded idiot.

[Halleluyah Rob]

Re: what's wrong with you people?

Yo Pastor Bizzle-Rizzle, you cool man! (Even though I don't understand most of what you say, you obviously are a True Christian.)

He's so fly. Is that what they say, "fly"?
i will never understand them negroes..

[Cranky Old Man]

Re: what's wrong with you people?

Yo Pastor Bizzle-Rizzle, you cool man! (Even though I don't understand most of what you say, you obviously are a True Christian.)

[satan's favorite holeboy]

Re: what's wrong with you people?

ok for all you haters, I am an eagle scout. That is an impressive achievement, but what is more impressive is that I made it through scouts without having a single homo experience. The IQ score is no lie, I do not care how smart you think I am really. If you really knew who I am as a person, you would hate me in the way Jesus Christ meant love to be. However, I do respect many of your ideals, and I do agree women can not be trusted, and must be kept on a leash. Hey, what's a good pie recipe i can give to my girlfriend? Cuz she really needs help, and black eyes don't seem to be doing the trick

[Pastor Bizzle-Rizzle]

Re: what's wrong with you people?

haha 40s are for nigras, son.

Whatever cracker, put down the Goose that's got ya feelin loose or put down the Tron that's got you in tha zone.

I actually have read KJV1611 over a few times, front to back

A'ight cracka, I'ma put you to the test and see if U is fo rizzle.

After Lord Jizzle Chrizzle saves a Christian's ass, does he ever sin again?

Edited to add: You can't just say yes or no. I needs some verses beeotch.