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  • Joo
    International JOO and fellow-travelling Communiss.
    Landover Habilitation and Therapy Unit (For those unfit to mix with the normal public)
    • Jun 2007
    • 831
    #16
    Re: 'Ello all.

    As to the good Scientist: Well again I'm flattered that people would be willing to spy on me to create such a file so you can finger through it. By all means, I've got nothing to hide, after all doesn't your Lord already know everything about me? If he was going to condemn me he could do it whenever he chose to, why does he need your help?

    And to Paster Ezekiel: Well I'm sorry but I'm afraid I have no money currently, I'm still going to school, so until I'm out and obtain a job, I'm pretty much broke, but that's ok with me. After all, aren't we taught that material possessions are not something to covet?

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      • Pastor Ezekiel
        Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
         
        • Sep 2006
        • 78556
        #17
        Re: 'Ello all.

        Originally posted by Joo View Post
        As to the good Scientist: Well again I'm flattered that people would be willing to spy on me to create such a file so you can finger through it. By all means, I've got nothing to hide, after all doesn't your Lord already know everything about me? If he was going to condemn me he could do it whenever he chose to, why does he need your help?

        Don't be flattered. Every wad of unsaved trash who stumbles in here gets a DOF workup. You can't be too careful with all the terrorists and joos out there trying to infiltrate God's favorite forum....

        And to Paster Ezekiel: Well I'm sorry but I'm afraid I have no money currently, I'm still going to school, so until I'm out and obtain a job, I'm pretty much broke, but that's ok with me. After all, aren't we taught that material possessions are not something to covet?
        Just because we solicit donations to God's chosen Church, it does not follow that we are "coveting" anything. The Bible commands us all to Tithe.

        Lev 27:32 And concerning the tithe of the herd, or of the flock, [even] of whatsoever passeth under the rod, the tenth shall be holy unto the LORD.

        Num 18:26 Thus speak unto the Levites, and say unto them, When ye take of the children of Israel the tithes which I have given you from them for your inheritance, then ye shall offer up an heave offering of it for the LORD, [even] a tenth [part] of the tithe.

        Mal 3:8 Will a man rob God? Yet ye have robbed me. But ye say, Wherein have we robbed thee? In tithes and offerings.

        And sisnce you claim to be poor (and don't all joos do that?) Jesus has a message for you too.

        Mark 12:41 And Jesus sat over against the treasury, and beheld how the people cast money into the treasury: and many that were rich cast in much. 12:42 And there came a certain poor widow, and she threw in two mites, which make a farthing. 12:43 And he called unto him his disciples, and saith unto them, Verily I say unto you, That this poor widow hath cast more in, than all they which have cast into the treasury: 12:44 For all they did cast in of their abundance; but she of her want did cast in all that she had, even all her living.

        Sell your computer and everythong you own and Tithe today. The poor are to Tithe 100%. Don't try and rob Jesus!
        Who Will Jesus Damn?

        Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

        Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

        Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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          • Daisy Mae Johnson
            The Future Mrs. Ezekiel Flint
            Voted Best Pies in Freehold 10 Years Running
            aka the Biblethumpin Blonde
            True Christian™
            • Sep 2006
            • 15708
            #18
            Re: 'Ello all.

            Originally posted by Joo View Post
            As to the good Scientist:
            And to Paster Ezekiel: Well I'm sorry but I'm afraid I have no money currently, I'm still going to school, so until I'm out and obtain a job, I'm pretty much broke, but that's ok with me. After all, aren't we taught that material possessions are not something to covet?
            How important is eternal life to you Child? Surely you can contribute something. Maybe you can borrow your Mom or Dad's credit card and make a love donation. At least then LBC and JESUS will know your heart is in the right place.

            For a limited time only....donations over $500 will get you a free puppy!

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              • Joo
                International JOO and fellow-travelling Communiss.
                Landover Habilitation and Therapy Unit (For those unfit to mix with the normal public)
                • Jun 2007
                • 831
                #19
                Re: 'Ello all.

                Originally posted by BibleThumpinBlonde View Post
                Maybe you can borrow your Mom or Dad's credit card and make a love donation.
                Um...that's called Stealing ma'am. That's not something you fine folk would encourage is it?

                And I didn't claim to be poor Paster Ezekiel, my family is middle class, just I specifically have no extra money, and as I previously mentioned to BTB, I'm not going to take my parents money.

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                  • Brother Temperance
                    Senior Usher
                    True Christian™ missionary to the Unsaved Kingdom
                    A very nice young man
                    True Christian™
                    • Sep 2006
                    • 15621
                    #20
                    Re: 'Ello all.

                    Originally posted by Joo View Post
                    I was wondering how long it would take someone to accuse me of being Jewish, as if that's a crime. But sorry, I'm not actually Jewish. I just saw you spell it that way once and thought it was funny.
                    So you're not actually a hebe, but a WANNABE Jooboy? That's one of the weirdest things I've ever heard.
                    O Lord our God, help us to tear their soldiers to bloody shreds with our shells; help us to cover their smiling fields with the pale forms of their patriot dead; help us to drown the thunder of the guns with the shrieks of their wounded, writhing in pain; help us to lay waste their humble homes with a hurricane of fire; help us to wring the hearts of their unoffending widows with unavailing grief; help us to turn them out roofless with little children to wander unfriended the wastes of their desolated land in rags and hunger and thirst, sports of the sun flames of summer and the icy winds of winter, broken in spirit, worn with travail, imploring Thee for the refuge of the grave and denied it--for our sakes who adore Thee, Lord, blast their hopes, blight their lives, protract their bitter pilgrimage, make heavy their steps, water their way with their tears, stain the white snow with the blood of their wounded feet! We ask it, in the spirit of love, of Him Who is the Source of Love, and Who is the ever-faithful refuge and friend of all that are sore beset and seek His aid with humble and contrite hearts. Amen.



                    God being truth, justice, goodness, beauty, power, and life, man is falsehood, iniquity, evil, ugliness, impotence, and death. God being master, man is the slave. Incapable of finding justice, truth, and eternal life by his own effort, he can attain them only through a divine revelation... he who desires to worship God must harbor no childish illusions about the matter, but bravely renounce his liberty and humanity.

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                      • Joo
                        International JOO and fellow-travelling Communiss.
                        Landover Habilitation and Therapy Unit (For those unfit to mix with the normal public)
                        • Jun 2007
                        • 831
                        #21
                        Re: 'Ello all.

                        Originally posted by Brother Temperance View Post
                        So you're not actually a hebe, but a WANNABE Jooboy? That's one of the weirdest things I've ever heard.
                        No no, I don't want to be Jewish anymore than I want to die, as I said before, I just found the good Pastor Ezekiel's spelling of the word funny so I used it as a name. Personally I really have no religion, if you must classify me in some way I suppose I would be closest to agnosticism.

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