'Ello all.

[Joo (Quarantined)]

As the title says, greetings!

[Talitha]

Re: 'Ello all.

As the title says, greetings!

Welcome to "God's favourite Forum" (I think)

Tell us about yourself.

[Joo (Quarantined)]

Re: 'Ello all.

Well I'm a 17 year old American, soon to be 18 on the west coast, and I've seen your site for quite awhile, and my friend finally convinced me to join with him, you should see him around sometime soon I think.

[Talitha]

Re: 'Ello all.

Are you a Christian?

Do you read The Holy Bible?

What's your favourite Verse?

[Joo (Quarantined)]

Re: 'Ello all.

No.

Yes.

No preference.

[Bobby-Joe]

Re: 'Ello all.

No.

Yes.

No preference.

Friend,

Since you have been reading this forum for a while you should know that dangers of rejecting Christ love; auto accidents, imprisonment, persecution, limited job opportunities, assassination attempts, eternal damnation. Are they really worth it when Jesus just wants to be your friend?

[Joo (Quarantined)]

Re: 'Ello all.

Friend,

Since you have been reading this forum for a while you should know that dangers of rejecting Christ love; auto accidents, imprisonment, persecution, limited job opportunities, assassination attempts, eternal damnation. Are they really worth it when Jesus just wants to be your friend?

I'm really important enough for someone to want to assassinate me? Well, I'm flattered that I'm apparently that important.

Though I have to ask...

Don't Christians sufffer from those same things? Persecution especially? Well, except for the eternal damnation part I guess.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: 'Ello all.

No.

Yes.

No preference.

Son, Jesus is not interested in your one word teen-angst utterances. Make a sentence boy!

Are we to take it that you are a Christ-killing joo boy? Has satan sent you here in another attempt at destroying Christianity that he may reign over Christiandom? Well I can tell you that it won't work. You can tell the other hook-nosed yids in your cabal that Jesus and the DOF is watching over us at all times.

Exactly why have you and your boyfriend come? And how often?

[Joo (Quarantined)]

Re: 'Ello all.

I was wondering how long it would take someone to accuse me of being Jewish, as if that's a crime. But sorry, I'm not actually Jewish. I just saw you spell it that way once and thought it was funny.

Anyways, you can assume he's my boyfriend if you want since I don't really care. I also don't really see how we could be since we're in two entirely different countries, but hey whatever floats your boat.

Anyways, we've both come here quite a few times to simple read what goes on and further our understanding of various things by comparing your fine forum to other places.

[Bobby-Joe]

Re: 'Ello all.

I'm really important enough for someone to want to assassinate me? Well, I'm flattered that I'm apparently that important.

Friend,

We are all important and special to Jesus.

Though I have to ask...

Don't Christians sufffer from those same things? Persecution especially? Well, except for the eternal damnation part I guess.

Naturally friend, we are terrible persecuted by the World because it hates us. Since Jesus is our friend He protects and aids us. That's why we Christians live in this nice gated community.

[Joo (Quarantined)]

Re: 'Ello all.

Naturally friend, we are terrible persecuted by the World because it hates us. Since Jesus is our friend He protects and aids us. That's why we Christians live in this nice gated community.

But isolation isn't a good way to spread your word is it?

[Bobby-Joe]

Re: 'Ello all.

But isolation isn't a good way to spread your word is it?

We do missionary work friend. I did mine in San Francisco and since you are going to ask it is very dangerous. I have scars all over the right side of my torso from when a deranged feminist attacked me while I was witnessing.

We try our best.

[Joo (Quarantined)]

Re: 'Ello all.

We try our best.

That's all you can do in the end right? Though perhaps if you pray Jesus will heal your scars, after all we hear of miracle healings all the time, it's not so far fetched to believe he could purge some scars from your skin right?

[Dr. Ernest C. Ville, D.C.S.]

Re: 'Ello all.

I was wondering how long it would take someone to accuse me of being Jewish, as if that's a crime. But sorry, I'm not actually Jewish.

Your D.O.F. file is being examined in its entirety, so I suggest you lean not on your own understanding and trust the Lord's workers as they piece through your life to determine if you are worthy of acceptance here.

Anyways, you can assume he's my boyfriend if you want since I don't really care. I also don't really see how we could be since we're in two entirely different countries, but hey whatever floats your boat.

Again, I suggest you let us be the judge of that, and stop with your mindless droning. All the information we need is contained in the report, and we will judge accordingly. Thank Jesus for the Patriot Act!

Anyways, we've both come here quite a few times to simple read what goes on and further our understanding of various things by comparing your fine forum to other places.

Surely you refer to yourself as if you were a couple -- how does that compare with that which you said only a few sentences earlier? What is there to compare us to but other forums where people pick and choose what to believe, as if the Bible were a salad bar! It's like playing russian roulette with your soul. Personally I'd rather have Landover's guarantee of Salvation than some blind snowball's chance in Hell (although True Christians know that it is a 0% chance).

We believe the Bible. All of it. If you want to know what we believe, I suggest you crack open a Bible.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: 'Ello all.

But isolation isn't a good way to spread your word is it?

Speaking of which, if you want to prove that you aren't a filthy joo, now would be the time to click on that Paypal button at the bottom of this page. It is quite expensive to spread the Good News about Jesus. You don't want to steal from God, I'm sure...