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  • Cranky Old Man
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    Re: New recruit.

    Originally posted by Steve Wimbley View Post
    I will try to find it in my heart to forgive you bigots
    That is very kind of you. Now get on your knees and beg our Savior Jesus Christ (did you notice the capitals there?) for forgiveness.

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  • Pastor Ezekiel
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    Re: New recruit.

    Originally posted by Rev. Jim Osborne View Post
    Personally, I'm honored to have Steve join our board. It is so refreshing to actually communicate with a negro who speaks proper American. He is also polite and seems to understand his race's role as subservient helpers. This is good.

    Welcome aboard, Steve!
    He seems very clean. Not many of those boys are.

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  • Rev. Jim Osborne
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    Re: New recruit.

    Personally, I'm honored to have Steve join our board. It is so refreshing to actually communicate with a negro who speaks proper American. He is also polite and seems to understand his race's role as subservient helpers. This is good.

    Welcome aboard, Steve!

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  • Levi Jones
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    Re: New recruit.

    Originally posted by Aziraphale View Post
    I stand corrected and ask your forgiveness, Mr. Jones. I was trying to make the point that Jesus would not have eaten fried chicken in the context referenced by Mr. Wimbley wherein the consumption of fried chicken was being used as a stereotypical behavior for black people, which Jesus was most certainly not.

    I too consume fried chicken and all the accompanying side dishes you mentioned with great gusto.
    Of course, Brother. You are forgiven unlimited times or 49, whichever comes first.

    If Pastor Bryant has a good feeling about a coffee with cream type, I would be willing to give the boy a chance.

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  • Paul Jeffery
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    Re: New recruit.

    Originally posted by Levi Jones View Post
    Sir, I enjoy fried chicken only slightly less than Pastor Harry Hardwick at our Sunday summer picnic gatherings.

    If Jesus didn't enjoy fried chicken, baked beans, cole slaw, mashed potatoes and gravy, watermelon, apple pie and peach cobbler with homemade ice cream, He doesn't love America.

    We all know that isn't true, son.
    I stand corrected and ask your forgiveness, Mr. Jones. I was trying to make the point that Jesus would not have eaten fried chicken in the context referenced by Mr. Wimbley wherein the consumption of fried chicken was being used as a stereotypical behavior for black people, which Jesus was most certainly not.

    I too consume fried chicken and all the accompanying side dishes you mentioned with great gusto.

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  • Levi Jones
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    Re: New recruit.

    Originally posted by Aziraphale View Post
    Jesus did not eat fried chicken, Steve. And he was as white as the driven snow. Sorry. I still see nothing funny about inferences that Jesus may have been anything other than white.
    Sir, I enjoy fried chicken only slightly less than Pastor Harry Hardwick at our Sunday summer picnic gatherings.

    If Jesus didn't enjoy fried chicken, baked beans, cole slaw, mashed potatoes and gravy, watermelon, apple pie and peach cobbler with homemade ice cream, He doesn't love America.

    We all know that isn't true, son.

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  • Paul Jeffery
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    Re: New recruit.

    Originally posted by Steve Wimbley View Post
    Because if he was black it would mean that he probably ate a lot of fried chickn!!!!!!!!!!! LOL!

    JK I'm a black man and I don't really like the stuff!!

    Jesus did not eat fried chicken, Steve. And he was as white as the driven snow. Sorry. I still see nothing funny about inferences that Jesus may have been anything other than white.

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  • Steve Wimbley
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    Re: New recruit.

    Because if he was black it would mean that he probably ate a lot of fried chickn!!!!!!!!!!! LOL!

    JK I'm a black man and I don't really like the stuff!!

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  • Paul Jeffery
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    Re: New recruit.

    Originally posted by Steve Wimbley View Post
    Well I certainly wasn't imposing that jesus was black for sure!

    I just wanted to say that I thought there was a chance that he could have been!! I think it would be so funny if he was!

    Why would that be funny? That is not funny, Steve.

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  • Steve Wimbley
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    Re: New recruit.

    Well no i do not think you know me from facebook, because i'm afraid i don't have one! Maybe I should sign up, but i'm not sure i'm a cool enough guy for that!

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  • Levi Jones
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    Re: New recruit.

    Originally posted by Steve Wimbley View Post
    Well I certainly wasn't imposing that jesus was black for sure!

    I just wanted to say that I thought there was a chance that he could have been!! I think it would be so funny if he was!

    Hi, Steve. If Pastor Bryant says you are okay. You're okay in my book. Tell me. Do I know you from somewhere like facebook?

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  • WilliamJenningsBryan
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    Re: New recruit.

    Originally posted by Steve Wimbley View Post
    Well I certainly don't feel very welcome here!!!!

    I will try to find it in my heart to forgive you bigots, but I just am not sure I can!!!

    I know that studies show that Jesus himself was probably a black man, and I am just so surprised to see you all berate me like this!

    Perhaps we just had a misunderstanding, I really appreciate those kind words from the more level headed people.


    Thank you for your indulgence Steve. I've taken the liberty of giving you a tag on your title so that you don't fall through the cracks. We do our best here to try and weed out those who come here to mock Jesus, and the last week or so we have had an invasion of miscreants that has driven everyone into a heightened level of suspicion.

    We humbly try to advance our model community here in Freehold as a paradigm for living a Christian life, and for some unknown reason vast armies of the Godless take umbrage at that.

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  • Steve Wimbley
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    Re: New recruit.

    Well I certainly wasn't imposing that jesus was black for sure!

    I just wanted to say that I thought there was a chance that he could have been!! I think it would be so funny if he was!

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  • peterjohansson
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    Re: New recruit.

    Jesus is white, period.

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  • Steve Wimbley
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    Re: New recruit.

    Well I certainly don't feel very welcome here!!!!

    I will try to find it in my heart to forgive you bigots, but I just am not sure I can!!!

    I know that studies show that Jesus himself was probably a black man, and I am just so surprised to see you all berate me like this!

    Perhaps we just had a misunderstanding, I really appreciate those kind words from the more level headed people.

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