[Daisy Mae Johnson]

Re: New recruit.

Baby, I stole the pies, I love pie! All Mormons do...I notice you didn't mention the $20 I left on the windowsill...

In that case I owe him an apology.

Sorry Black Brother. Please accept this Pabst Blue ribbon as my sincere apology.

[Talitha]

Re: New recruit.

That's and interesting point, Pastor. There seem to be, in fact, negro mormons:

I hope that Boy child in the middle isn't trying to do what I think he may be doing?

[True Disciple]

Re: New recruit.

But you couldn't have done it. You're a Mormon, so you can't be a negro!

That's and interesting point, Pastor. There seem to be, in fact, negro mormons:

[Jerakk]

Re: New recruit.

But you couldn't have done it. You're a Mormon, so you can't be a negro!

Perhaps he did do it.. but the negro probably came up and stole the $20 he left behind for his boozing . This just a theory though.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: New recruit.

Baby, I stole the pies, I love pie! All Mormons do...I notice you didn't mention the $20 I left on the windowsill...

But you couldn't have done it. You're a Mormon, so you can't be a negro!

[Mistress Cookie]

Re: New recruit.

Baby, I stole the pies, I love pie! All Mormons do...I notice you didn't mention the $20 I left on the windowsill...

Well, that mystery's solved, thank goodness.

Now we just have to hope we didn't tip Mr. Wimbley off the wagon! He said he's been sober for 11 years.

I do hope he's okay.

[peterjohansson]

Re: New recruit.

It's between God and the nigroid. I hope Steve chooses the right path, the path of Jesus Christ almighty.

[True Disciple]

Re: New recruit.

---angry rant---

You'll be in the prayers of every Landover Baptist household, mr. Wimbley! Jesus loves you, even though you're still a nigra. Don't worry about that!

[MormonBrother]

Re: New recruit.

Is that blueberry I see on your collar? I hope you enjoyed the pies you stole off my windowsill!

Baby, I stole the pies, I love pie! All Mormons do...I notice you didn't mention the $20 I left on the windowsill...

[Mrs. Mary Whitford]

Re: New recruit.

We know you're not a slave, Steve. That RINO Lincoln and all of his liberal God-hating friends made sure of that. We also know that if you get over your inherent laziness, and with the help of Jesus, you can overcome your inborn faults and become an ex-nigra!
Wouldn't you like that? A normal-speaking boy like you has the potential, and God can help you realize that potential! But you have to want it, Steve. You have to want to become an ex-nigra bad because it's a lot of work!

I'm praying for you, Steve.

[Daisy Mae Johnson]

Re: New recruit.

Well what the f**k?

I can't curse on here, but you can all call me a nigger and talk about me as if I were a slave. Well I'm not you're f**king slave.

You can all burn in hell, and I'll look down smiling up in heaven. Laughing.

I was trying to be nice, but apparently that did me no good to begin with.


Perhaps I should consider Buddhism. The people over there seem much more peaceful.

Is that blueberry I see on your collar? I hope you enjoyed the pies you stole off my windowsill!

[Mistress Cookie]

Re: New recruit.

He's all hopped-up on the malt liquor, I'm telling you.

Please let's be patient, dear Pastor.

I was trying to be nice, but apparently that did me no good to begin with.

Now Mr. Wembley, we all learn as very small children that goodness is its own reward.

And I'm sure you impressed more than just me with your (initial) manners. We have thousands upon thousands upon thousands upon thousands of readers here each and every day, and like snowflakes, no two are exactly the same.

Now merely as a formality, before everyone in the Church™ trusts you, I think you should make a statement about Sister Thumper's missing pies. THIS IS NOT MY IDEA BUT I JUST KNOW IT'S GOING TO COME UP.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: New recruit.

Mr. Wembley!!! Oh!!! You're back!!!!

Now just think carefully about how you're going to procede and choose your words carefully, Brother.

You could be a precedent-setting case here at Landover™.

He's all hopped-up on the malt liquor, I'm telling you.

[Mistress Cookie]

Re: New recruit.

Mr. Wembley!!! Oh!!! You're back!!!!

Now just think carefully about how you're going to procede and choose your words carefully, Brother.

You could be a precedent-setting case here at Landover™.

[Steve Wimbley]

Re: New recruit.

Well what the f**k?

I can't curse on here, but you can all call me a nigger and talk about me as if I were a slave. Well I'm not you're f**king slave.

You can all burn in hell, and I'll look down smiling up in heaven. Laughing.

I was trying to be nice, but apparently that did me no good to begin with.


Perhaps I should consider Buddhism. The people over there seem much more peaceful.