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Hello everyone! I come from lands far beyond and in search a new place to stay on these internets! 
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Hai guiz wuts goin on in dis internet?
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If you're unsaved and loving it, why would you make your place to stay a christian forum?
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I'm a wandering one, traveling from one place to the next in search of greater wisdom! For after all, what greater power is there in the universe, than that of wisdom and knowledge?Originally posted by Rachael Van Helsing View PostIf you're unsaved and loving it, why would you make your place to stay a christian forum?
Just curious.Hai guiz wuts goin on in dis internet?Comment
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Scriptures and Jesus.Originally posted by Unsaved and Loving It View Post
Derrr.
And if you would have read the Good Word, you would know the best place to "wander" is the desert.
For forty years.Premarital sex is only a roadblock to holiness. You don't need to touch another person's body–or your own–to have a rockin' good time!
Abstinence: it's not easy but neither are you!Comment
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Good luck with these nutters.Originally posted by Unsaved and Loving It View Post
They don't see anything outside the bible as even worth knowing.
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@nikilds: Ya know, that mightn't be too bad. I'll just utilize wonderful technologies, and drive towards the ocean. Then I'll just follow the coast until I get to civilization. And if I never get there, then god has betrayed me. Time for a civil revolt!
@Rachel: In that case, I'm in good need to the lulz. *sits down and grabs popcorn*Hai guiz wuts goin on in dis internet?Comment
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About time you got here. They already assume we're homers with one another since I said we were friends. Ain't that lovely?Comment
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It must be the True Christian™ way of greeting people. Well, I'm not a homer. But I can tell you that I know people who are.Originally posted by Joo View Post
*reads LBC*
Ahh, so I'm going to the fire lakes, eh? Damn.Hai guiz wuts goin on in dis internet?Comment
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Hey now, watch your salty language...oh wait we can say damn all we want, since that's what we are. Damned, yup.Originally posted by Unsaved and Loving It View Post
Well at least Hell won't be chilly. And we can barbecue ANYWHERE!
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I'm sure you do. You come from a country full of them. Homers and convicts. Your chances of Salvation© are limited I'm afraid; but with Jesus all is possible, and we must not give up hope.Originally posted by Unsaved and Loving It View PostRevelation 21:8 But the fearful, and unbelieving, and the abominable, and murderers, and whoremongers, and sorcerers, and idolaters, and all liars, shall have their part in the lake which burneth with fire and brimstone: which is the second death.Comment
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You are incorrect, Pastor. I see you come from New Zealand, yes? I'm living in New Zealand Sr. (AKA, Australia). I guess God doesn't endow knowledge to his followers on a regular basis...Hai guiz wuts goin on in dis internet?Comment
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"the lulz"??? I din't know Rachael be a drug dealer (though it do not surprise me), but please do not try to conduct yo narcotics transactions up in here. This be God's Favorite Forum, and we does not condone illegal or sinful activities up in here (and drug deals be both)!Originally posted by Unsaved and Loving It View Post
Last edited by Sista Lateefah; 06-15-2007, 09:35 AM.sigpic"He went on CNN and he laughed at us, and he said, 'They'll never get me because Allah will protect me. Allah will protect me.' Well, you know what? I knew that my God was bigger than his. I knew that my God was a real God and his was an idol." - Lt. General William G. BoykinComment
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There is in fact little to no difference between Australasia and New Zealand. They are a couple of desert islands infested with filthy maggot-eating Abo nigras and countless White sheep botherers. The last time I checked, the number of actual Christians down there came to 5. As no one in the civilized world gives a rat's behind about what happens on those two specks of waste, we don't really get much news about you heathens. I know you are all famous for turning on your best friend without warning, so we'll look forward to that bit of entertainment.
Do either of you even own a Bible? Do they have Bibles in the cesspool you call home? If so any of the pastors here will be more than happy to lead you in Bible study.
Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!Comment
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Sorry ma'am but "the lulz" isn't a type of drug. It's just internet slang for laughter.Originally posted by Sista Lateefah View Post"the lulz"??? I din't know Rachael be a drug dealer (though it do not surprise me), but please do not try to conduct yo narcotics transactions up in here. This be God's Favorite Forum, and we does not condone illegal or sinful activities up in here (and drug deals be both)!Comment
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Me? Drug Dealer? Har har. Good one. If I were a drug dealer, god would be a pimp. As the good joo pointed out, it's a derivation for the plural term of "lol". Go knowledge!Originally posted by Sista Lateefah View Post"the lulz"??? I din't know Rachael be a drug dealer (though it do not surprise me), but please do not try to conduct yo narcotics transactions up in here. This be God's Favorite Forum, and we does not condone illegal or sinful activities up in here (and drug deals be both)!
Really? Wow. In that case, I must know all the Christians on the Australasian continent! Ahh wait... No, I know more than 5. American statistics at fault. And believe it or not, my family, many of my friends and even my girlfriend are Christian. Mhm. I must be contaminating them daily.Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View PostThere is in fact little to no difference between Australasia and New Zealand. They are a couple of desert islands infested with filthy maggot-eating Abo nigras and countless White sheep botherers. The last time I checked, the number of actual Christians down there came to 5. As no one in the civilized world gives a rat's behind about what happens on those two specks of waste, we don't really get much news about you heathens. I know you are all famous for turning on your best friend without warning, so we'll look forward to that bit of entertainment.
Do either of you even own a Bible? Do they have Bibles in the cesspool you call home? If so any of the pastors here will be more than happy to lead you in Bible study.
A bible, you ask? Huh... Lets see... Oh yeah. Here's one. So this is gods work, eh? I can tell they don't have much in the way of social lives up in his kingdom.Hai guiz wuts goin on in dis internet?Comment
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