[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: Hello to ye!

Really? Wow. In that case, I must know all the Christians on the Australasian continent! Ahh wait... No, I know more than 5. American statistics at fault. And believe it or not, my family, many of my friends and even my girlfriend are Christian. Mhm. I must be contaminating them daily.

You are a proven liar who hails from the land of liars, so I cannot accept the statement that your girlfriend is a Christian. Now if you told me she was inflatable, THAT I would believe.

Please don't confuse false, salad bar Christians with us. We are True Christians, who follow the Holy Bible word for word. The world is filled with posers. We are the real deal.

[Unsaved and Loving It]

Re: Hello to ye!

You are a proven liar who hails from the land of liars, so I cannot accept the statement that your girlfriend is a Christian. Now if you told me she was inflatable, THAT I would believe.

Please don't confuse false, salad bar Christians with us. We are True Christians, who follow the Holy Bible word for word. The world is filled with posers. We are the real deal.

Haha. Good one Zekey. Very good. You almost got me. Not quite, but don't feel too bad. Better men than you have tried.

"a proven liar who hails from the land of liars". Yeap, real original. Christ has endowed his followers with a heap of wits, I see. Well, don't worry. Once I see Jesus with my own eyes and see him sitting at the left/right hand of an onmipotent being, then I'll bow. Until then, I'll choose to love something that I can see, hear and feel without resorting to psychotropic chemicals

[Dr. Ernest C. Ville, D.C.S.]

Re: Hello to ye!

Haha. Good one Zekey. Very good. You almost got me. Not quite, but don't feel too bad. Better men than you have tried.

First, I'm not sure what makes you think that you are allowed to use such terms of endearment when addressing our good Pastor. The Pastor is a veritable bastion of mental prowess, as he has proven over and over again at debates vs. atheists -- he's a a regular juggernaut of intelligence

Once I see Jesus with my own eyes and see him sitting at the left/right hand of an onmipotent being, then I'll bow.

And you will, friend. Every knee shall bow, and every tongue confess that Jesus Christ is Lord. You included. I suggest you choose to bow now, as it will be much easier on you in the long run. Remember, eternity is a long time to spend servicing Satan's every whim. And for the record, Jesus will be sitting at the Right hand of the Father -- there are no "left" seats in Heaven (and wouldn't be here in the U.S.A. if only we still followed Jesus).