[Bernal]

Re: Hello!

Another newbie with insides that aren't candied. This just isn't my week.

Just wait, it hasn't even started yet!

Do I at least get points for the M&Ms?

I can't wait to get started...

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: Hello!

What version of the Bible do you all follow?

There is but one True Bible, the Holy KJV1611 Authorized Version. Obviously.

And please do not use this Godly forum for conducting your whoredoms.

[Bernal]

Re: Hello!

There is but one True Bible, the Holy KJV1611 Authorized Version. Obviously.

And please do not use this Godly forum for conducting your whoredoms.

That was pretty obvious.

And what do you define as "my whoredoms"?

[Mrs. Mary Whitford]

Re: Hello!

LIES! Filthy, filthy gooky LIES! I don't know what this inscrutable orimental is trying to accomplish, but he never came anywhere near me! I have no idea who he is, and I'd never allow anyone except my husband to... and my husband would NEVER want to do anything like that!
EWWWWW!

[Bernal]

Re: Hello!

LIES! Filthy, filthy gooky LIES! I don't know what this inscrutable orimental is trying to accomplish, but he never came anywhere near me! I have no idea who he is, and I'd never allow anyone except my husband to... and my husband would NEVER want to do anything like that!
EWWWWW!

Wow. Chill out.

1. I think I've made it clear that I'm not Asian.
2. I am a girl.
3. I have no clue as to what you're freaking out about.

[Mrs. Mary Whitford]

Re: Hello!

Wow. Chill out.

1. I think I've made it clear that I'm not Asian.
2. I am a girl.
3. I have no clue as to what you're freaking out about.

So now you're a bulldyke? It doesn't matter what slander you try to spread, the people that matter (True Christians) know that I am a Godly woman and devoted to my husband, so if you did eat anyone, it certainly wasn't me.
And speaking of lies you're trying to spread, I'd like you to meet my cousin Seamus O'Toole. He's not Irish. Then there's my launderer, Ching Chong Pow. He's not Chinese.
You have an orimental name, but you're not orimental. Right. The only way that makes sense is if you've got the slanted eyes of a mongoloid, thus confusing your parents when you were born.

[Bernal]

Re: Hello!

So now you're a bulldyke? It doesn't matter what slander you try to spread, the people that matter (True Christians) know that I am a Godly woman and devoted to my husband, so if you did eat anyone, it certainly wasn't me.
And speaking of lies you're trying to spread, I'd like you to meet my cousin Seamus O'Toole. He's not Irish. Then there's my launderer, Ching Chong Pow. He's not Chinese.
You have an orimental name, but you're not orimental. Right. The only way that makes sense is if you've got the slanted eyes of a mongoloid, thus confusing your parents when you were born.

Such conlusions you draw.

Perhaps if you read my previous post, you would understand my name better. Although I doubt even an explanation would penetrate your feeble mind. I do believe that you can view a picture of me by clicking on my name.

So if we're taking names literal, Sister Mary Maria, you're really not my sister?

[Joo (Quarantined)]

Re: Hello!

Wow. Chill out.

1. I think I've made it clear that I'm not Asian.
2. I am a girl.
3. I have no clue as to what you're freaking out about.

Sorry but:

1. They'll never believe you.
2. Fear of lesbianism.
3. Ditto.

[Mrs. Mary Whitford]

Re: Hello!

Such conlusions you draw.

Perhaps if you read my previous post, you would understand my name better. Although I doubt even an explanation would penetrate your feeble mind. I do believe that you can view a picture of me by clicking on my name.

So if we're taking names literal, Sister Mary Maria, you're really not my sister?

First you spread lies about "eating" me, and now you're insulting me. I can kind of see why people like you hate God so passionately, because you don't like to live by decent moral rules, but what I have ever done to you to warrant such hatred of me? Are you jealous of my relationship with Jesus? You can have one too, if you put the sin behind you and beg Him to come into your heart!

[Bernal]

Re: Hello!

First you spread lies about "eating" me, and now you're insulting me. I can kind of see why people like you hate God so passionately, because you don't like to live by decent moral rules, but what I have ever done to you to warrant such hatred of me? Are you jealous of my relationship with Jesus? You can have one too, if you put the sin behind you and beg Him to come into your heart!

I'm really enjoying these pointless rants, Sister.

[Mrs. Mary Whitford]

Re: Hello!

I'm really enjoying these pointless rants, Sister.

There is nothing pointless about Jesus, you yellow witch.

[Rachael Van Helsing]

Re: Hello!

First you spread lies about "eating" me, and now you're insulting me. I can kind of see why people like you hate God so passionately, because you don't like to live by decent moral rules, but what I have ever done to you to warrant such hatred of me? Are you jealous of my relationship with Jesus? You can have one too, if you put the sin behind you and beg Him to come into your heart!

*Click*
Oooooohhhhhhhhh.....I get it.
Bernal wasn't saying she ate you, she was actually referring to eating candy.

[Betty Lambskin]

Re: Hello!

I'm really enjoying these pointless rants, Sister.

I think we can all agree that Bernal is starting to sound a lot like Banal! Or worse: Baal! ANd I don't need to remind anyone of what happened to the idol-worshippers, do I?

I'd be happy to, it's a juicy one!

[Brother Temperance]

Re: Hello!

Such conlusions you draw.

Perhaps if you read my previous post, you would understand my name better. Although I doubt even an explanation would penetrate your feeble mind.

So why was your mother so upset at having a normal white child instead of a gook one? I mean, I can understand why they'd be disappointed at having a daughter, but what's so disappointing about having a white kid?

I think we can all agree that Bernal is starting to sound a lot like Banal! Or worse: Baal! ANd I don't need to remind anyone of what happened to the idol-worshippers, do I?

I'd be happy to, it's a juicy one!

You know, for a filthy fornicating hellbound harlot*, you have a pretty good turn of phrase.


*unless you've got Saved since the last time I read one of your posts - with Jesus, all things are possible.

[Bernal]

Re: Hello!

So why was your mother so upset at having a normal white child instead of a gook one? I mean, I can understand why they'd be disappointed at having a daughter, but what's so disappointing about having a white kid?

I doubt she really expected an Asian child to come out as her and my dad are both of European descent.