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Wow...NOT WELCOME. Yea, I think I read somewhere on your site that anyone unsaved shouldn't be within a 10 mile radius of your "inner sanctum" or whatever you call it. You know what I call it? A CULT!Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View PostListen girl, this is a Christian forum. Unsaved feminazi loudmouths are not welcome.
Go burn your bra somewhere else.
And burn my bra? No thanks, spent too much of my hard earned money on them to burn them...maybe you need to get your head outta your ass.Comment
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Good thing I didn't ask for her phone number then, and instead I just greeted her.Originally posted by James Dewitt View PostComment
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Didn't like Jerry Garcia much anyway...not much of a Grateful Dead fan.Originally posted by Bill Johnson View PostJerry won't be there, he went to heaven.
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Dear Godmocking Whore;Originally posted by irisknotwise View Post
Thank you for taking the time out of your busy schedule of worshiping satan and being spreading your legs for anyone with a dollar to post this hateful message. The Holy Bible tells us that we are actually Blessed by your persecution! Thanks for proving that we're right.
Enjoy hell. I know that Jesus and I can't wait to watch you burn in hell for all eternity. Oh, how we'll laugh at you as you scream in agony! Shout Glory!!Matthew 5:10 Blessed are they which are persecuted for righteousness' sake: for theirs is the kingdom of heaven.
5:11 Blessed are ye, when men shall revile you, and persecute you, and shall say all manner of evil against you falsely, for my sake.
5:12 Rejoice, and be exceeding glad: for great is your reward in heaven: for so persecuted they the prophets which were before you.
YIC,
--Pastor Ezekiel
Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!Comment
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Originally posted by irisknotwise View Post
Sex orgies for Satan hardly qualifies as "art", not to mention "concert series".Hell's foundations quiver at the shout of praise;
brothers, lift your voices, loud your anthems raise.
...and get off my lawnsigpicComment
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Above all things
If kindness is your king
Then heaven will be yours before you reach your endComment
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Apparently you need to mention that to one of your forum members, he was the one who came up with it, not me!!Originally posted by WilliamJenningsBryan View Post
Music, no matter what kind, is an artform. And yes, I have listened to gospel music and I like some of it, though you probably don't since it's Kirk Franklin. I appreciate music. I actually listen to the words and the music together and try and grasp something from it, whether it's a lesson, or a warning.
So I can see why you think an orgy and a concert series have something in common. Just like life, you try to grasp something new everyday.
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WOW!!! This has got to be the stupidest, most hypocritical website i have ever seen!!! sayin tampons are satans tool, callin people sluts and whores and telling them they spread their legs, all while saying you are gods followers!!! puh-leeease
i'm sure god, or jesus, or whoever, is rolling in their graves right now at the bullshit you people post on here!!!!
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Welcome brother.Originally posted by synthetic.syndrome View PostWOW!!! This has got to be the stupidest, most hypocritical website i have ever seen!!! sayin tampons are satans tool, callin people sluts and whores and telling them they spread their legs, all while saying you are gods followers!!! puh-leeeasei'm sure god, or jesus, or whoever, is rolling in their graves right now at the bullshit you people post on here!!!!Comment
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oh...and looky there... im unsaved trash
cause i have pre marital sex, but its a monogomous relationship for over 4 years, and i smoke and drink. oh AND... i breastfed both my children. go me
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Originally posted by synthetic.syndrome View PostWOW!!! This has got to be the stupidest, most hypocritical website i have ever seen!!! sayin tampons are satans tool, callin people sluts and whores and telling them they spread their legs, all while saying you are gods followers!!! puh-leeeasei'm sure god, or jesus, or whoever, is rolling in their graves right now at the bullshit you people post on here!!!!
Finally!!!! Someone I can relate too!!!!!
Yea, I read about the tampon thing: Satan's Little Cotton Fingers? Give me a break!
My favorite of them all is to not get caught on the toilet when the rapture happens because God doesn't want to smell your stench, or that you basically have to hold it in.
So yes, my theories are true, all of these people are full of crap, literally. You need to take a decent BM to clear your head.Comment
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Which "Bible verse" is that from? Or did some dope-smoking hippie make that crap up?Originally posted by Bill Johnson View Post
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I honestly thought this was a joke sight and first. then i realized they just have crappy live's, and nothing better to do but judge people and think they are better than everyone else. but REALITY is... they are all sleeping with each other, and question everyday whether baby is really daddy's, or the check out guy at the grocery store...hmmmm.... so glad i dont have to worry about whether or not god loves me. i love myself, and thats what REALLY matters.
oh and by the way... im NOT your brother. we have no relation, plus. last time i checked, i have a vagina, that gets tampons put in it
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