Greetings!

[Gabriel_The_Humble]

Greetings everyone,

My name is Gabriel Johnson, and I would just like to say hello to everyone here. It is of great relief to finally find a group of like minded christians who aren't hiding under a mask of lies.

I look forwards to contributing and gaining guidance from such wonderful people.

Many thanks,
Gabriel.

[Noah Dint]

Re: Greetings!

Greetings everyone,

My name is Gabriel Johnson, and I would just like to say hello to everyone here. It is of great relief to finally find a group of like minded christians who aren't hiding under a mask of lies.

I look forwards to contributing and gaining guidance from such wonderful people.

Many thanks,
Gabriel.

Welcome Gabriel. We appreciate your introduction. Tell us a bit about yourself. Age, where you are, what Church you attend, favorite Bible verse(s), married or single, kids, hobbies, what you do for a living, what Bible you use, if your wife can cook a pie, what flavor of pie is your favorite, if you feel you are saved, if you had a good or bad childhood, how much you tythe, and just some good basic information about yourself.

-ND

[Nobar King]

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Why are you so humble?

[Gabriel_The_Humble]

Re: Greetings!

Welcome Gabriel. We appreciate your introduction. Tell us a bit about yourself. Age, where you are, what Church you attend, favorite Bible verse(s), married or single, kids, hobbies, what you do for a living, what Bible you use, if your wife can cook a pie, what flavor of pie is your favorite, if you feel you are saved, if you had a good or bad childhood, how much you tythe, and just some good basic information about yourself.

-ND

Thank you for your kind welcome Noah Dint.

I am 21 years old and unfortunately situated in Australia. If you hadn't heard they allow anyone to vote, irregardless of what sins they commit. I am happily married to Oddette (Almost a year in fact!), she makes a delicious apple pie, and we are patiently waiting for our first child.

We, unfortunately, live in the rural areas of Australia and only have access to one church which turned out to be very picky and choosy about what they teach and often it seemed to be the case where they would twist God's Word into a thinly veiled disguise to tempt the good and true to the path of sin and temptation. The Pastor actually encouraged us to support young women who had gotten themselves pregnant before marriage and to someone whom they had no wish to be married to! My wife and myself, utterly disgusted by this, decided to seek salvation and honest teachings online and this seemed like somewhere that met our needs!

As for salvation? No, I do not believe I am saved, I fear I need the guidance and support to help follow what the Bible teaches.

My parents were both strong of Faith and had arranged my marriage from a young age. My father would read from the bible every night and punish me if I did not quote passages when quizzed. I felt that this has truly helped my journey as a Christian.
I will add more soon once I replace my keyboard batteries.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: Greetings!

Greetings everyone,

My name is Gabriel Johnson, and I would just like to say hello to everyone here. It is of great relief to finally find a group of like minded christians who aren't hiding under a mask of lies.

I look forwards to contributing and gaining guidance from such wonderful people.

Many thanks,
Gabriel.

Praise Jesus and welcome to God's favorite forum, Gabe. I don't know what you and your wife did to anger God enough to make you live down there with the abos and the criminals, but praise His name, so be it.

What do you do for a living, friend? Boxing kangaroos? Skinning alligators?

[Cranky Old Man]

Re: Greetings!

like minded christians

It's Christians.

[BillSattler]

Re: Greetings!

Thank you for your kind welcome Noah Dint.

I am 21 years old and unfortunately situated in Australia. If you hadn't heard they allow anyone to vote, irregardless

In American®(I understand you live in hell but the internets are in America so you should learn to speak American®), the prefix ir- isused to negate the meaning of words, for example revocable and irrevocable. By adding ir- to regardless, we actually form a double negative. It's like saying, "not without regard" or in other words, "regard." Get it?

[Professor Bessemer]

Re: Greetings!

Welcome Gabriel!

My heart goes out to you that you are stuck down on the bottom of the world. But perhaps if you pray and work toward being saved, the Lord might bless you with the means to someday move to the Northern Hemisphere, which as you know, is God's Favorite Hemisphere™.

As it is, my thoughts and prayers will be with you. As you live in The Outback, please keep an eye out for the gangs of heathen punks.

I would hate for you to fall victim to the lawless hoards that plague your region. I am sure you are aware of these godless scum. They roam the wastes looking for food and gasoline in their home built hot rods and modified motorcycles.