Hello

[James Hutchins]

Re: Hello

You are most welcome. The ones you have to watch out for are the 'Raviolians' as you cannot tell what they are stuffed with until it is too late.

[Nico de Vries]

Re: Hello

After 5 postings you have yet to Glorify Jesus, what am I to assume other than you hate Jesus.

Did you miss my first posting? In any case you assumed wrong. I do not hate Jesus.

Thank you for explaining the saving part. My religion does not have a Hell, so in my belief I do not need saving from one.

[James Dewitt]

Re: Hello

Brother DeWitt. A 'Pastafarian' is like a catlick that has been strained of all the tomato sauce, leaving you with meatballs and starch. There is something there, it made sense when it was warm, but over time, it grew cold, stiff and green. Typcally when it gets to this point, all you can do is throw the pot away.

Thank you Brother James, for clearing it up for me. Personally I have never conversed with a pasta worshiper. I will admit I do love the Dago restaurants in New York, if you are going to be in town give me a call, I know a few great ones.

[James Hutchins]

Re: Hello

Brother DeWitt. A 'Pastafarian' is like a catlick that has been strained of all the tomato sauce, leaving you with meatballs and starch. There is something there, it made sense when it was warm, but over time, it grew cold, stiff and green. Typcally when it gets to this point, all you can do is throw the pot away.

[James Dewitt]

Re: Hello

Why do you assume I hate Jesus? I never said anything like that. From what I have read about Him, He seems like a great guy. Cannot imagine anyone hating Him.

I already mentioned it should be interpreted as a metaphor. What would I need saving from?

After 5 postings you have yet to Glorify Jesus, what am I to assume other than you hate Jesus.

You need to be saved or do you wan't to go to Hell?

Praise Jesus, Shout Glory, Jesus is my Lord and Savior!

[Nico de Vries]

Re: Hello

Better question. Why do you hate Jesus ? My brothers and sisters Glorify Jesus, He is our Savior.

Why do you assume I hate Jesus? I never said anything like that. From what I have read about Him, He seems like a great guy. Cannot imagine anyone hating Him.

Your savior is a noodle?

I already mentioned it should be interpreted as a metaphor. What would I need saving from?

[James Dewitt]

Re: Hello

Back to the best part why would you worship a mixture of flower,water and eggs?


Better question. Why do you hate Jesus ? My brothers and sisters Glorify Jesus, He is our Savior.

Your savior is a noodle?

[Nico de Vries]

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If Landover does not exist, how is it you can see it on your screen? I mean really, you joined the forum did you not?

I think you misread my posting. I didn't say it does not exist, I said Wikipedia says it does not exist. There is a difference.

[James Dewitt]

Re: Hello

I am aware Pastafarianism is not taken seriously everywhere, just like the Landover Baptist Church (Wikipedia even claims it doesn't exist), but no I am not pulling your leg. Also the "spaghetti" you refer to should be interpreted as a metaphor.

Pardon me, its the meatballs and sauce then? Why would you worship a mixture of wheat flower ,eggs and water?


If Landover does not exist, how is it you can see it on your screen? I mean really, you joined the forum did you not?

[Nico de Vries]

Re: Hello

Let me see if I understand you.
You worship spaghetti ? Are you pulling my leg?

I am aware Pastafarianism is not taken seriously everywhere, just like the Landover Baptist Church (Wikipedia even claims it doesn't exist), but no I am not pulling your leg. Also the "spaghetti" you refer to should be interpreted as a metaphor.

[James Dewitt]

Re: Hello

I noticed Pastor Billy-Reuben mentioning this forum can be used for Interfaith Dialog. As a proud follower of Pastafarianism and am interested in learning more about your religion and teaching those interested more about my religion.

Let me see if I understand you.
You worship spaghetti ? Are you pulling my leg?

[Nico de Vries]

Re: Hello

(I noticed a small error in my posting. Is it possible to edit posts here? I cannot find a button for that it seems.)

[Nico de Vries]

I noticed Pastor Billy-Reuben mentioning this forum can be used for Interfaith Dialog. As a proud follower of Pastafarianism and am interested in learning more about your religion and teaching those interested more about my religion.