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  • Jacob the Angry Liar
    Confirmed Enemy of God
    • Jan 2010
    • 309
    #31
    Re: Whinny, Whinny!

    WHAT? You're not supposed to worship unicorns! You're supposed to worship God and Jesus! In fact, it even says in the Holy Bible (1611KJV) that unicorns are bad!

    Save me from the lion's mouth: for thou hast heard me from the horns of the unicorns. (Psalms 22:21)

    I can't find anything in my 1611 KJV Bible that says they're pink either...

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      • Subtlety
        Confirmed Enemy of God
        BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
        • Jan 2010
        • 1
        #32
        Re: Whinny, Whinny!

        Originally posted by Mistress Cookie View Post
        Unicorns are mentioned in the Bible and were of course on Noah's Arc.

        It is disturbing to me that a non-Christian should misappropriate and vandalize one of God™s favorite creatures in this way.

        (Besides which, if s/he is invisible....how do we even know this person is real?)
        .
        Were unicorns really on Noah's Arc?

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          • ClaudiaT
            Unsaved trash
            Under Investigation
            • Jan 2010
            • 13
            #33
            Re: Whinny, Whinny!

            Is it customary to still burn witches? I have a deep sense of witchcraft and heathenry from you!
            Perhaps your father did not beat you hard enough. Or perhaps you are the end result of 2 homers or even worse, two dark skinned homers?

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              • GOD=life
                WARNING: Do not attempt to debate. You will lose horribly.
                True Christian™
                • Jan 2010
                • 3263
                #34
                Re: Whinny, Whinny!

                Originally posted by rtb View Post
                You guys do know this person is a Troll right? This person is here simply to irritate you all for their own personal gain, usually it is for laughs. The best way to describe how to deal with a person like this is simply "Do NOT feed the trolls" meaning, do not post in their threads, therefore giving them no gain, no laugh, and then who is the real winner? The forum!
                That is humorous on several levels
                I take my orders from Jesus H. Christ, supernatural born US citizen

                Be wary of false Kumbaya Christians who use a highlighter and scissors to read the Bible. God wants us to read the lines, not between the lines. False Christians will go to Hell:
                Matthew 7:22                 Many will say to me in that day, Lord, Lord, have we not prophesied in thy name? and in thy name have cast out devils? and in thy name done many wonderful works?
                Matthew 7:23 And then will I profess unto them, I never knew you: depart from me, ye that work iniquity.

                Asking a Christian to prove God exists is like asking him to prove his phone rings because yours doesn't. Make that call yourself! Dial 0800-get-on-your-knees-and-pray.

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                  • rtb
                    Unsaved trash
                    Under Investigation
                    • Jan 2010
                    • 13
                    #35
                    Re: Whinny, Whinny!

                    Originally posted by GOD=life View Post
                    That is humorous on several levels
                    Why do you say that?

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                      • Lynne the lezbo
                        • Jan 2010
                        • 58
                        #36
                        Re: Whinny, Whinny!

                        OH IPU! Welcome to these unholy lands! Please, try no t to be offended by their nonsense, as there are some of us who are still fervent believers!

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