Whinny, Whinny!

[InvisiblePinkUnicorn]

Hello to all True Chrsitians. I am the Invisible Pink Unicorn ("IPU"). I have come to your place of worship to fellowship with you and find out why you have chosen to worship the Christian God instead of me. May my pink glory shine upon you.

-IPU

[Nobar King]

Re: Whinny, Whinny!

BArf.

[Rev Jeffrey Lebowski]

Re: Whinny, Whinny!

Ok..... let me guess..
Pecocets ?
Oxycontin?
Librium with a shot of Jack Daniels, that's it.

[Oakland "Reb" Griner]

Re: Whinny, Whinny!

PINK unicorn ??

Obvious homersixual drug addled sinner.

Move along folks, nothing new to see here.

[Ezekiel Bathfire]

Re: Whinny, Whinny!

IPU,

You are in one of two states of mind;
1. Bat-shit crazy
2. 2Th:2:8: And then shall that Wicked be revealed, whom the Lord shall consume with the spirit of his mouth, and shall destroy with the brightness of his coming:
2Th:2:9: Even him, whose coming is after the working of Satan with all power and signs and lying wonders,
2Th:2:10: And with all deceivableness of unrighteousness in them that perish; because they received not the love of the truth, that they might be saved.
2Th:2:11: And for this cause God shall send them strong delusion, that they should believe a lie:
2Th:2:12: That they all might be damned who believed not the truth, but had pleasure in unrighteousness.

Have you now or have you ever been advised to take anti-psychotic medication?

[James Dewitt]

Re: Whinny, Whinny!

Whats next in one thread we have a guy that worships noodles, and now one that thinks he/she it is some sort of God. Where do they come from and can we send them back?

[James Hutchins]

Re: Whinny, Whinny!

IPU,

You are in one of two states of mind;
1. Bat-shit crazy
2. 2Th:2:8: And then shall that Wicked be revealed, whom the Lord shall consume with the spirit of his mouth, and shall destroy with the brightness of his coming:
2Th:2:9: Even him, whose coming is after the working of Satan with all power and signs and lying wonders,
2Th:2:10: And with all deceivableness of unrighteousness in them that perish; because they received not the love of the truth, that they might be saved.
2Th:2:11: And for this cause God shall send them strong delusion, that they should believe a lie:
2Th:2:12: That they all might be damned who believed not the truth, but had pleasure in unrighteousness.

Have you now or have you ever been advised to take anti-psychotic medication?

I'll take #1 for $100, Alex.....

Who is "InvisiblePinkUnicorn"?

[Noah Dint]

Re: Whinny, Whinny!

The question is, "Why some people shouldn't breed"?

-ND

[Mistress Cookie]

Re: Whinny, Whinny!

Unicorns are mentioned in the Bible and were of course on Noah's Arc.

It is disturbing to me that a non-Christian should misappropriate and vandalize one of God™s favorite creatures in this way.

(Besides which, if s/he is invisible....how do we even know this person is real?)
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[InvisiblePinkUnicorn]

Re: Whinny, Whinny!

Unicorns are mentioned in the Bible and were of course on Noah's Arc.

It is disturbing to me that a non-Christian should misappropriate and vandalize one of God™s favorite creatures in this way.

(Besides which, if s/he is invisible....how do we even know this person is real?)
.

Please forgive me. Sometimes the IPU channels her love through me and causes me to speak for her. I am merely a humble devotee to the magnificent IPU. And I can assure you, Mistriss Cookie, the IPU is quite real. You want proof? Here is the Great Revelation:

Revelation Of The Lost Prophetess Of AOL

These revelations came to us in 1995 from the Religion and Ethics forums of AOL. We are searching for the Prophetess that brought them to us.

The Shrine of the IPU is the Laundry Room.

It is proved because, if you notice in your socks - you often find holes in them when you pull them out of the dryer - pierced by her horn during a visitation to your shrine - doubt it not!

Sometimes the whole wash comes out pink - a proof of Her Pinkness if there ever was one. It is said that She cavorts with one of her chosen Stallions in the midst of the spinning laundry. It is the afterglow of their lovemaking that imbues clothes with Her pinkness.

Also ye may know that ye have been especially blessed if you find that one of your socks has gone missing. Surely a sign from Her Horniness. If anyone questions why ye are missing a sock, simply reply "My Mistress had need of it." No one is certain what She does with the socks, but rejoice for ye were chosen to make this sacrifice. Surely your sock has been Raptured!

My Mistress guided me here to answer any questions about the Devine Being, the IPU.

[Gabriel Reproba]

Re: Whinny, Whinny!

This is the most insane thing I have ever heard. Just wait to be banned, sinner!

[InvisiblePinkUnicorn]

Re: Whinny, Whinny!

This is the most insane thing I have ever heard. Just wait to be banned, sinner!

I can see you need more proof of The IPU's (PBUHHH) divine nature:

Our Equinic Crede:

The Invisible Pink Unicorn is a being of great spiritual power. We know this because she is capable of being BOTH invisible and pink at the same time. Like all religions, the Faith of the Invisible Pink Unicorn is based upon both logic and faith. We have faith that she is pink; we logically know that she is invisible because we can't see her.

[James Dewitt]

Re: Whinny, Whinny!

I can see you need more proof of The IPU's (PBUHHH) divine nature:

Our Equinic Crede:

The Invisible Pink Unicorn is a being of great spiritual power. We know this because she is capable of being BOTH invisible and pink at the same time. Like all religions, the Faith of the Invisible Pink Unicorn is based upon both logic and faith. We have faith that she is pink; we logically know that she is invisible because we can't see her.

Can some one call for a short buss, another retard has escaped from the home.

Just old on there lil fella they will be here real soon

[InvisiblePinkUnicorn]

Re: Whinny, Whinny!

Can some one call for a short buss, another retard has escaped from the home.

Just old on there lil fella they will be here real soon

OK. Who do YOU think made the universe?

[rtb]

Re: Whinny, Whinny!

Hahaha, thats all I have to say.