Hey

[Markbroadbent]

Hello everyone

haven't got much to say really, just saw a couple of your threads and agreed with what was being said so it thought i would sign up, only been a christian for around 4 years so you will have to excuse any lack of knowledge.

I hope you can all welcome me

Thanks

[James Hutchins]

Re: Hey

What does your screen name mean, Mark? Can I call you Mark? Awesome!

[Markbroadbent]

Re: Hey

Yeah thats cool thanks for the reply

[SayvedByTheLord]

Re: Hey

Welcome to our Godly Forum™

I will ask you some of the standard entry questions.

What is your favorite scripture and why ?

Have you ever had anal sex with an animal (preferably mammalian) ?

What is the most disgusting thing you have ever placed in your mouth ?

[Markbroadbent]

Re: Hey

i can honestly say i have never had anal sex... i don't know how someone even manages to do it...

the worst thing i have ever had in my mouth is probably...this foul mushroom dish i tasted when i worked at a restaurant.....made me feel sick :\

well i remember recently reading Exodus 21:7-11 NLT which i found to be insightful, but like i said in my earlier post i am not as educated as the majority of people on this site

[Rev. Jim Osborne]

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well i remember recently reading Exodus 21:7-11 NLT which i found to be insightful, but like i said in my earlier post i am not as educated as the majority of people on this site

That's not insightful. That's heresy you're reading. The only true Bible is the AV1611 King James Version. The real text is as follows...

7And if a man sell his daughter to be a maidservant, she shall not go out as the menservants do.
8If she please not her master, who hath betrothed her to himself, then shall he let her be redeemed: to sell her unto a strange nation he shall have no power, seeing he hath dealt deceitfully with her.
9And if he have betrothed her unto his son, he shall deal with her after the manner of daughters.
10If he take him another wife; her food, her raiment, and her duty of marriage, shall he not diminish.
11And if he do not these three unto her, then shall she go out free without money.

[Markbroadbent]

Re: Hey

Thank you for the insight This is the sort of thing i am looking for.. a PROPER education...not like the stuff i got taught :\

I suppose this forum helps people and teaches them? i just don't want to be a pain and keep asking stupid questions :\

[TruePath]

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I suppose this forum helps people and teaches them? i just don't want to be a pain and keep asking stupid questions :\

As long as you read that corrupted collection of letters and stories by anonymous goat herders & fishermen from thousands of years ago you will keep asking stupid questions.

Come and follow the True Path(tm), Insha'Allah you will accept.

[SayvedByTheLord]

Re: Hey

Thank you for the insight This is the sort of thing i am looking for.. a PROPER education...not like the stuff i got taught :\

I suppose this forum helps people and teaches them? i just don't want to be a pain and keep asking stupid questions :\

Friend,

The only pain that will be felt is by you in hell when Satan has his way with you.

[Markbroadbent]

Re: Hey

are you trolling... your location is ridiculous.

[SayvedByTheLord]

Re: Hey

As long as you read that corrupted collection of letters and stories by anonymous goat herders & fishermen from thousands of years ago you will keep asking stupid questions.

Come and follow the True Path™, Insha'Allah you will accept.

You mudslime are so ridiculous. Mohammad (violence be upon him) has done you a great injustice. JESUS is the only true way.

[Markbroadbent]

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i was referring to true path...

well, thats what i am here to do... to not burn in hell, i am hoping that joining this forum is one of many steps towards heaven

[TruePath]

Re: Hey

A terrible ordeal awaits you both.

“Know they not that whoever opposes God and His Messenger (Muhammad), certainly for him will be the Fire of Hell to abide therein? That is the extreme disgrace.” (Quran 9:63)

[Markbroadbent]

Re: Hey

How have you not been banned yet

[SayvedByTheLord]

Re: Hey

Blow yourself up and get some of this, an ironically named chapter BTW.

The Cow

2:25 And give glad tidings (O Muhammad) unto those who believe and do good works; that theirs are Gardens underneath which rivers flow; as often as they are regaled with food of the fruit thereof, they say: this is what was given us aforetime; and it is given to them in resemblance. There for them are pure companions; there for ever they abide.