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  • peterjohansson
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    • Jan 2010
    • 89
    #1

    The story behind Peter Johansson, myself.

    My name is Peter Johansson, I have a beautifull wife and a retarded son. When I was young I was foolish and stupid. I did not believe in the holy spirit. I had alot of problems and debts which led me into temptation to rob a store, and so I robbed a store. I was arested the same day and went to jail for 2 years because I had used violence while robbing the store. In jail I had a really hard time, I was only 22 years old. A fellow sinner showed me that there is hope, that hope is GOD. I started reading the holy Bible for hours everyday, I had the time to do so. I am a very proud man and am still learning the ways of God.

    I attend to the Christian Baptist Church Amsterdam.
    Google Maps
    http://maps.google.nl/maps/place?hl=nl&um=1&ie=UTF-8&q=baptist+church+amsterdam&fb=1&gl=nl&hq=baptist+church&hnear=amsterdam&cid=12489416882099369935
    Zoek lokale bedrijven, bekijk kaarten en vind routes in Google Maps.


    I was foolish to not introduce myself, I understand how Atheists and asspounders are among us. Please feel free to ask any questions!



    Peter Johansson
    KJV Luke 17:33 Whosoever shall seek to save his life shall lose it; and whosoever shall lose his life shall preserve it.
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    • Rev. Jim Osborne
      True Christian™ Televangelist
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      True Christian™
      • Jun 2009
      • 8622
      #2
      Re: The story behind Peter Johansson, myself.

      Peter, I have a question. Why is your avatar a Catholic priest?

      Watch the #1 Televangelist Gospel Hour in the World! "Turn or Burn: Accept Christ or Go to Hell with Rev. Jim Osborne." Check your local cable listings.

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        • peterjohansson
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          • Jan 2010
          • 89
          #3
          Re: The story behind Peter Johansson, myself.

          What catholic priest are you referring to? This is a picture from our parson of the Christian Baptist Church Amsterdam. Hes a very good friend of mine and led me through hard times, giving me the word of God.
          KJV Luke 17:33 Whosoever shall seek to save his life shall lose it; and whosoever shall lose his life shall preserve it.

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            • Rev. Jim Osborne
              True Christian™ Televangelist
              Director of Fundraising and Tithing
              On the Look Out for Wife #6!
              True Christian™
              • Jun 2009
              • 8622
              #4
              Re: The story behind Peter Johansson, myself.

              Originally posted by peterjohansson View Post
              What catholic priest are you referring to? This is a picture from our parson of the Christian Baptist Church Amsterdam. Hes a very good friend of mine and led me through hard times, giving me the word of God.
              Amsterdam, hmm? Forgive the pun, but there's something rotten in Denmark. Baptist pastors do not wear the silly backwards collars as seen in your pic. We mostly wear nice suits and Italian silk ties. We dress our best because we are representatives of the Lord on earth.

              So come clean...what church, if any, do you really go to?

              Watch the #1 Televangelist Gospel Hour in the World! "Turn or Burn: Accept Christ or Go to Hell with Rev. Jim Osborne." Check your local cable listings.

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                • peterjohansson
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                  • Jan 2010
                  • 89
                  #5
                  Re: The story behind Peter Johansson, myself.

                  Is that a 'saying' or are you not aware Amsterdam lies within Holland, also called The Netherlands. We dress in suits and ties, the parson however, does not.
                  KJV Luke 17:33 Whosoever shall seek to save his life shall lose it; and whosoever shall lose his life shall preserve it.

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                    • WilliamJenningsBryan
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                      • Jan 2007
                      • 9384
                      #6
                      Re: The story behind Peter Johansson, myself.

                      Originally posted by Rev. Jim Osborne View Post
                      Amsterdam, hmm? Forgive the pun, but there's something rotten in Denmark. Baptist pastors do not wear the silly backwards collars as seen in your pic. We mostly wear nice suits and Italian silk ties. We dress our best because we are representatives of the Lord on earth.

                      So come clean...what church, if any, do you really go to?

                      I dare say that he might be on the level here. I'm certainly not familiar with the strange customs of the Europaeons, other than their penchant for socialism. Perhaps Brother Prune is familiar with them as he has been preaching over there in Denmark for some years.
                      Hell's foundations quiver at the shout of praise;
                      brothers, lift your voices, loud your anthems raise.
                      ...and get off my lawn
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                        • James Dewitt
                          #63 on Forbes'...but #1 in Jesus's Heart
                          • Jan 2010
                          • 6267
                          #7
                          Re: The story behind Peter Johansson, myself.

                          Originally posted by peterjohansson View Post
                          Is that a 'saying' or are you not aware Amsterdam lies within Holland, also called The Netherlands. We dress in suits and ties, the parson however, does not.
                          ever hear the expression if it looks like a duck ,walks like a duck and quacks like a duck, it must be a duck. Ya Papist,

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                            • Bill Johnson
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                              • Jan 2010
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                              #8
                              Re: The story behind Peter Johansson, myself.

                              Originally posted by peterjohansson View Post
                              My name is Peter Johansson, I have a beautifull wife and a retarded son. When I was young I was foolish and stupid. I did not believe in the holy spirit. I had alot of problems and debts which led me into temptation to rob a store, and so I robbed a store. I was arested the same day and went to jail for 2 years because I had used violence while robbing the store. In jail I had a really hard time, I was only 22 years old. A fellow sinner showed me that there is hope, that hope is GOD. I started reading the holy Bible for hours everyday, I had the time to do so. I am a very proud man and am still learning the ways of God.

                              I attend to the Christian Baptist Church Amsterdam.
                              Google Maps
                              http://maps.google.nl/maps/place?hl=nl&um=1&ie=UTF-8&q=baptist+church+amsterdam&fb=1&gl=nl&hq=baptist+church&hnear=amsterdam&cid=12489416882099369935
                              Zoek lokale bedrijven, bekijk kaarten en vind routes in Google Maps.


                              I was foolish to not introduce myself, I understand how Atheists and asspounders are among us. Please feel free to ask any questions!



                              Peter Johansson
                              The apple doesn't fall far from the tree.

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                                • GOD=life
                                  WARNING: Do not attempt to debate. You will lose horribly.
                                  True Christian™
                                  • Jan 2010
                                  • 3263
                                  #9
                                  Re: The story behind Peter Johansson, myself.

                                  Originally posted by peterjohansson View Post
                                  I was arested the same day and went to jail for 2 years because I had used violence while robbing the store.
                                  If you are going to lie, at least research your claims - in the Dutch justice system, you do not get 2 years for armed robbery. Additionally, jail time is relatively "easy" compared to that in the US as you don't have to share a cell and the chance of being sodomized is zero.

                                  Originally posted by peterjohansson View Post
                                  I started reading the holy Bible for hours everyday,
                                  Too bad that it was the wrong one.

                                  I call poser.

                                  Just earlier he was defending the position that one can go to Heaven while rejecting that God exists and quoted from a non-KJV 1611 Bible to "support" his position. This was easily refuted of course. Rather strange to miss one of the tenets of the Bible, particularly since it is repeated in so often.
                                  I take my orders from Jesus H. Christ, supernatural born US citizen

                                  Be wary of false Kumbaya Christians who use a highlighter and scissors to read the Bible. God wants us to read the lines, not between the lines. False Christians will go to Hell:
                                  Matthew 7:22                                   Many will say to me in that day, Lord, Lord, have we not prophesied in thy name? and in thy name have cast out devils? and in thy name done many wonderful works?
                                  Matthew 7:23 And then will I profess unto them, I never knew you: depart from me, ye that work iniquity.

                                  Asking a Christian to prove God exists is like asking him to prove his phone rings because yours doesn't. Make that call yourself! Dial 0800-get-on-your-knees-and-pray.

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                                    • peterjohansson
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                                      • Jan 2010
                                      • 89
                                      #10
                                      Re: The story behind Peter Johansson, myself.

                                      Chris Harper is amazing.
                                      KJV Luke 17:33 Whosoever shall seek to save his life shall lose it; and whosoever shall lose his life shall preserve it.

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                                        • GOD=life
                                          WARNING: Do not attempt to debate. You will lose horribly.
                                          True Christian™
                                          • Jan 2010
                                          • 3263
                                          #11
                                          Re: The story behind Peter Johansson, myself.

                                          Originally posted by peterjohansson View Post
                                          Jesus Christ is amazing.
                                          See, it's not hard to speak the truth
                                          I take my orders from Jesus H. Christ, supernatural born US citizen

                                          Be wary of false Kumbaya Christians who use a highlighter and scissors to read the Bible. God wants us to read the lines, not between the lines. False Christians will go to Hell:
                                          Matthew 7:22                                           Many will say to me in that day, Lord, Lord, have we not prophesied in thy name? and in thy name have cast out devils? and in thy name done many wonderful works?
                                          Matthew 7:23 And then will I profess unto them, I never knew you: depart from me, ye that work iniquity.

                                          Asking a Christian to prove God exists is like asking him to prove his phone rings because yours doesn't. Make that call yourself! Dial 0800-get-on-your-knees-and-pray.

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