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  • The Jabba Master
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    Re: Well Hello there

    Originally posted by Sister Mary Maria View Post
    May the Farce be with you, Obi-Trash Retardi.
    Keel-ee calleya ku kah.

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  • Mrs. Mary Whitford
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    Originally posted by The Jedi Master View Post
    actualy i have and ive also masterd 3 of the 7 forms of lightsaber combat (not includeing form zero witch ive masterd as well) i have a double bladed lightsaber (yellow in blade color) that can disconect at the hilt and a reguler lightsaber (thats blade is Teal in color)
    May the Farce be with you, Obi-Trash Retardi.

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  • Pastor Ezekiel
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    Re: Well Hello there

    Originally posted by Rachael Van Helsing View Post
    Uhhh...Zeke, I dread to think what you were thinking of, but I wasn't talking about a two-pronged sclong (dildo?)


    See above.
    I don't know what kind of demonic code you are using, but I know that TWO True Christians™ are never wrong. Even the nigress spotted your perversion. You should be ashamed and apologize to Jesus. Assume the position.

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  • The Jabba Master
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    Re: Well Hello there

    Originally posted by Rachael Van Helsing View Post
    Uhhh...Zeke, I dread to think what you were thinking of, but I wasn't talking about a two-pronged schlong (dildo?)


    See above.
    i know what you were talking about: http://starwars.wikia.com/wiki/Double-bladed_lightsaber

    "true Christians" read and Learn

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  • Rachael Van Helsing
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    Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
    VanRugmuncher, kindly refrain from discussing the perverted sexual practices that you and Lilith get up to.

    Double-ended lightsaber indeed.
    Uhhh...Zeke, I dread to think what you were thinking of, but I wasn't talking about a two-pronged schlong (dildo?)

    Please do not mention the names they give to they depraved sex techniques, Rachael. Thank you.
    See above.
    Last edited by Rachael Van Helsing; 06-18-2007, 04:47 AM.

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  • Pastor Ezekiel
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    Re: Well Hello there

    Originally posted by The Jedi Master View Post
    no i made them myself as any self respecting jedi shuld

    HAHAHAHA! You made them?? Out of cardboard and construction paper no doubt!

    Did your mommy help you with the scissors?! HAHAHAhahahaha! you are too much boy!

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  • The Jabba Master
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    Re: Well Hello there

    Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
    HAhahahahahaha! Oh stop, you're killing me! This is hilarious!

    I'll bet you bought them at ToysRus, right?
    no i made them myself as any self respecting jedi shuld

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  • Pastor Ezekiel
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    Re: Well Hello there

    Originally posted by The Jedi Master View Post
    actualy i have and ive also masterd 3 of the 7 forms of lightsaber combat (not includeing form zero witch ive masterd as well) i have a double bladed lightsaber (yellow in blade color) that can disconect at the hilt and a reguler lightsaber (thats blade is Teal in color)
    HAhahahahahaha! Oh stop, you're killing me! This is hilarious!

    I'll bet you bought them at ToysRus, right?

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  • The Jabba Master
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    Originally posted by Rachael Van Helsing View Post
    And just who made you a Jedi Master, hmm? That's what I'd like to know. All these people giving themselves titles, why, I bet you haven't even mastered the double-ended lightsaber, have you?


    *In case anyone didn't notice, I actually don't care. You can call yourself whatever the hell you want, just don't expect me to call you 'Jedi Master'. Jedi, maybe.
    actualy i have and ive also masterd 3 of the 7 forms of lightsaber combat (not includeing form zero witch ive masterd as well) i have a double bladed lightsaber (yellow in blade color) that can disconect at the hilt and a reguler lightsaber (thats blade is Teal in color)

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  • Sista Lateefah
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    Re: Well Hello there

    Originally posted by Rachael Van Helsing View Post
    All these people giving themselves titles, why, I bet you haven't even mastered the double-ended lightsaber, have you?
    Please do not mention the names they give to they depraved sex techniques, Rachael. Thank you.

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  • Pastor Ezekiel
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    Re: Well Hello there

    Originally posted by Rachael Van Helsing View Post
    And just who made you a Jedi Master, hmm? That's what I'd like to know. All these people giving themselves titles, why, I bet you haven't even mastered the double-ended lightsaber, have you?
    VanRugmuncher, kindly refrain from discussing the perverted sexual practices that you and Lilith get up to.

    Double-ended lightsaber indeed.

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  • Miss Hikari
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    Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
    The boy is a retarded. Don't take advantage of him, chink. If he wants to wear his little Halloween costume every day, let him.

    FYI: Jedi is not a religion. Its a character from a crappy old movie. If you met some fool who told you he was little red riding hood, would you just go along with that like it was normal?
    Could have sworn I read somewhere, about some geeks that follow the Jedi religion...
    If someone says that they're Little Red Riding Hood, I will treat them as such.

    And I'm not taking advantage of him! If anything I'm trying to keep him from leaving. We need more sane people.

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  • The Jabba Master
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    Originally posted by Miss Hikari View Post
    Hi, The Jedi Master, I'm Hikari. I'm much nicer than these "True Christians" that keep insulting you left and right.

    Just a question, Are you just a Star Wars fan, or you do really follow the Jedi religion?

    -Hii
    Both ... well sort of i get most of my morals from the jedi Religion (the one from the movies and books) the rest comes from my Grandma may she rest in peace...

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  • Pastor Ezekiel
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    Originally posted by The Jedi Master View Post
    ok you realy suck at insults also if your a pastor arnt you suposed to be kind to others not shunn them?

    Retadation is not a Sin its a simple thing that happens at birth i for example was born with ADD so was most of amarica and the rest of the world but that dosent make you or any one else better or wose then us
    Boy, god hates cripples of all kinds. If you owned a Bible (and weren't so retarded that you could even use it), then you'd know that.

    Lev.21:17-23
    Whosoever ... hath any blemish, let him not approach to offer the bread of his God. For whatsoever man he be that hath a blemish, he shall not approach: a blind man, or a lame, or he that hath a flat nose, or any thing superfluous, Or a man that is brokenfooted, or brokenhanded, Or crookbackt, or a dwarf, or that hath a blemish in his eye, or be scurvy, or scabbed, or hath his stones broken; No man that hath a blemish of the seed of Aaron the priest shall come nigh to offer the offerings of the LORD made by fire: he hath a blemish; he shall not come nigh to offer the bread of his God. ... Only he shall not go in unto the vail, nor come nigh unto the altar, because he hath a blemish; that he profane not my sanctuaries.

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  • Rachael Van Helsing
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    Originally posted by The Jedi Master View Post
    *Bows head Slightly*
    You can Call me the Jedi master from what ive seen i dont understand why you people hate others for other ideas i mean thats what makes the world great we can Make the world better with working together
    And just who made you a Jedi Master, hmm? That's what I'd like to know. All these people giving themselves titles, why, I bet you haven't even mastered the double-ended lightsaber, have you?


    *In case anyone didn't notice, I actually don't care. You can call yourself whatever the hell you want, just don't expect me to call you 'Jedi Master'. Jedi, maybe.
    Last edited by Rachael Van Helsing; 06-18-2007, 04:30 AM.

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