[Pastor Ezekiel]

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actualy i have and ive also masterd 3 of the 7 forms of lightsaber combat (not includeing form zero witch ive masterd as well) i have a double bladed lightsaber (yellow in blade color) that can disconect at the hilt and a reguler lightsaber (thats blade is Teal in color)

HAhahahahahaha! Oh stop, you're killing me! This is hilarious!

I'll bet you bought them at ToysRus, right?

[The Jabba Master]

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HAhahahahahaha! Oh stop, you're killing me! This is hilarious!

I'll bet you bought them at ToysRus, right?

no i made them myself as any self respecting jedi shuld

[Pastor Ezekiel]

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no i made them myself as any self respecting jedi shuld

HAHAHAHA! You made them?? Out of cardboard and construction paper no doubt!

Did your mommy help you with the scissors?! HAHAHAhahahaha! you are too much boy!

[Rachael Van Helsing]

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VanRugmuncher, kindly refrain from discussing the perverted sexual practices that you and Lilith get up to.

Double-ended lightsaber indeed.

Uhhh...Zeke, I dread to think what you were thinking of, but I wasn't talking about a two-pronged schlong (dildo?)

Please do not mention the names they give to they depraved sex techniques, Rachael. Thank you.

See above.

[The Jabba Master]

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Uhhh...Zeke, I dread to think what you were thinking of, but I wasn't talking about a two-pronged schlong (dildo?)


See above.

i know what you were talking about: http://starwars.wikia.com/wiki/Double-bladed_lightsaber

"true Christians" read and Learn

[Pastor Ezekiel]

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Uhhh...Zeke, I dread to think what you were thinking of, but I wasn't talking about a two-pronged sclong (dildo?)


See above.

I don't know what kind of demonic code you are using, but I know that TWO True Christians™ are never wrong. Even the nigress spotted your perversion. You should be ashamed and apologize to Jesus. Assume the position.

[Mrs. Mary Whitford]

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actualy i have and ive also masterd 3 of the 7 forms of lightsaber combat (not includeing form zero witch ive masterd as well) i have a double bladed lightsaber (yellow in blade color) that can disconect at the hilt and a reguler lightsaber (thats blade is Teal in color)

May the Farce be with you, Obi-Trash Retardi.

[The Jabba Master]

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May the Farce be with you, Obi-Trash Retardi.

Keel-ee calleya ku kah.

[Sista Lateefah]

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i know what you were talking about: http://starwars.wikia.com/wiki/Double-bladed_lightsaber

"true Christians" read and Learn

Greetings, son. This is Brother Ira here. I was just about to give my wife a Godly beating for looking at a sinful pleasure object on her screen when she pointed out that a Godless sinner on our Church's forum was responsible for the link. If I ever catch my wife looking at objects on her computer like that again, and find out that you were the culprit, you will be getting a visit from me, Mister.

These coloreds have enough trouble repressing their gorilla urges as it is without you adding to the problem. As a matter of fact, I'm going to have to give her a beating, anyway, to deal with the depraved thoughts you might have put into her overly large negro skull. I hope you're happy with yourself!

[Pastor Ezekiel]

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Greetings, son. This is Brother Ira here. I was just about to give my wife a Godly beating for looking at a sinful pleasure object on her screen when she pointed out that a Godless sinner on our Church's forum was responsible for the link. If I ever catch my wife looking at objects on her computer like that again, and find out that you were the culprit, you will be getting a visit from me, Mister.

These coloreds have enough trouble repressing their gorilla urges as it is without you adding to the problem. As a matter of fact, I'm going to have to give her a beating, anyway, to deal with the depraved thoughts you might have put into her overly large negro skull. I hope you're happy with yourself!

Well I hope you're happy with yourself. Now you've caused sister Lateefah to get a beating from her Godly husband. Shame on you!

[Mrs. Mary Whitford]

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Keel-ee calleya ku kah.

First you're a "Jedi", now you're a Pentecostal? Speaking in tongues won't save you here, boy. Only Jesus will do that.

[Rachael Van Helsing]

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I don't know what kind of demonic code you are using, but I know that TWO True Christians™ are never wrong. Even the nigress spotted your perversion. You should be ashamed and apologize to Jesus. Assume the position.

Well, the Jedi dude knew what I meant easily enough. I mean, of course, this:

[The Jabba Master]

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Well I hope you're happy with yourself. Now you've caused sister Lateefah to get a beating from her Godly husband. Shame on you!

Shame on me? shame on him for beating his Wife!

[Pastor Ezekiel]

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Shame on me? shame on him for beating his Wife!

Its 100% your fault for posting that pornographic link. Don't you know how wild and lust-crazed these nigras are? The responsibility is yours. I'll bet she's getting it right now. For shame!

[The Jabba Master]

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First you're a "Jedi", now you're a Pentecostal? Speaking in tongues won't save you here, boy. Only Jesus will do that.

i was speeking in Huttese, the native language of the Hutts, although it was spoken by many races, especially those on Tatooine. One must learn manny languages if one is to servive in the unaverce

Its 100% your fault for posting that pornographic link. Don't you know how wild and lust-crazed these nigras are? The responsibility is yours. I'll bet she's getting it right now. For shame!

It wasnt Porn you fool it was a Link to a Information sight and more over a Star Wars sight so you could learn about what we were talking about