[Daisy Mae Johnson]

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Greetings, son. This is Brother Ira here. I was just about to give my wife a Godly beating for looking at a sinful pleasure object on her screen when she pointed out that a Godless sinner on our Church's forum was responsible for the link. If I ever catch my wife looking at objects on her computer like that again, and find out that you were the culprit, you will be getting a visit from me, Mister.

These coloreds have enough trouble repressing their gorilla urges as it is without you adding to the problem. As a matter of fact, I'm going to have to give her a beating, anyway, to deal with the depraved thoughts you might have put into her overly large negro skull. I hope you're happy with yourself!

Oh no! see what you've done!

Precious girl, come to my house tomorrow after he leaves for work. I have an ointment that makes the bruising and swelling go down right away. No one will notice tomorrow night at Bible Study.

Lve Sister Thumper

[Pastor Ezekiel]

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Oh no! see what you've done!

Precious girl, come to my house tomorrow after he leaves for work. I have an ointment that makes the bruising and swelling go down right away. No one will notice tomorrow night at Bible Study.

Lve Sister Thumper

Not that its any of my business, but I sure hope he doesn't break her arm like he did that time she burnt his toast. That was during their honeymoon, wasn't it?

[Mrs. Mary Whitford]

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i was speeking in Huttese, the native language of the Hutts, although it was spoken by many races, especially those on Tatooine. One must learn manny languages if one is to servive in the unaverce

Yes. Learning the fake languages of fictional demons will certainly get you far in the world if they ever let you out of the special care facility.

[Rachael Van Helsing]

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It wasnt Porn you fool it was a Link to a Information sight and more over a Star Wars sight so you could learn about what we were talking about

They said the same thing when I posted nice, helpful, colorful pics of hemorrhoids. Honestly, I was only trying to help.

[The Jabba Master]

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They said the same thing when I posted nice, helpful, colorful pics of hemorrhoids. Honestly, I was only trying to help.

I love the fact that they call you a sinner when Van Helsing was a Vampire hunter and a Good one at that

[Mrs. Mary Whitford]

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I'm going to surprise Van Hamsandwich here and agree with her for once. You should take a look at those pictures, Homer-Wan Sodomi and see what Gay Bowel Syndrome looks like. It may be something you might want to avoid.

[Joo (Quarantined)]

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You had just conterdicted yoself twice up in here. You done said you's not a homer, when we all knows them Star Wars fans is perverts! And then you had said you's not a retarded, right after you had done did posted a wickerpedophelia article statin' otherwise.

His disability is not retardation ma'am, its akin to dyslexia, and other reading/writing disorders, and frankly the way you spell Wikipedia leads me to believe you might have it worse than he does...that is if I didn't know you misspelled it on purpose in a lame attempt to be funny through implications.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

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...that is if I didn't know you misspelled it on purpose in a lame attempt to be funny through implications.

...Like calling yourself "joo" even though you deny being one? how lame is that?

[Joo (Quarantined)]

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...Like calling yourself "joo" even though you deny being one? how lame is that?

Almost as lame as you pretending to be a nice guy.

[The Jabba Master]

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...Like calling yourself "joo" even though you deny being one? how lame is that?

You do realize that that could be Jo but with a second O right? By the force you need to learn to exsept that there is a grand posabilaty that you are incorect

[Joo (Quarantined)]

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You do realize that that could be Jo but with a second O right? By the force you need to learn to exsept that there is a grand posabilaty that you are incorect

Naw, he's right, it's mean to be pronounced "Jew."

[Pastor Ezekiel]

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Almost as lame as you pretending to be a nice guy.

You remind me of the fellow who got all angry and pissy at his buddy because the buddy took away his car keys after a night of whiskey drinking.

Son, just because I sometimes rebuke unsaved scum with the awesome power Jesus gave me, it doesn't follow that I'm some kind of monster. I bring the Love of Christ to the sinners. I would literally do anything it might take to bring you over to Christ's love. I'd break your kneecaps if that's what it took. Praise God I'd bitchslap you in front of the entire congregation if that's what it took to make you accept Jesus! GLORY!!


"Am I therefore become your enemy, because I tell you the truth?"
Galatians. 4:16

Someday you'll thank me.

[Joo (Quarantined)]

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You remind me of the fellow who got all angry and pissy at his buddy because the buddy took away his car keys after a night of whiskey drinking.

Son, just because I sometimes rebuke unsaved scum with the awesome power Jesus gave me, it doesn't follow that I'm some kind of monster. I bring the Love of Christ to the sinners. I would literally do anything it might take to bring you over to Christ's love. I'd break your kneecaps if that's what it took. Praise God I'd bitchslap you in front of the entire congregation if that's what it took to make you accept Jesus! GLORY!!


"Am I therefore become your enemy, because I tell you the truth?"
Galatians. 4:16

Someday you'll thank me.

Oh don't get me wrong, I'm not claiming you're a monster. I'm just saying you're not overly pleasant. Certainly gruffness can get a message across where tenderness can't, however when you put off your listeners with trivial insults and threats, well you might as well not be talking since they won't listen.

As for the other thing, I guess it must be coincidence, since I don't drink.

[The Jabba Master]

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Keel-ee calleya ku kah.

Sence when has the saying 'You disappoint me.' been an infraction?

[Mrs. Mary Whitford]

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Sence when has the saying 'You disappoint me.' been an infraction?

Since anything other than Godly American is unacceptable here. Really, you should have tried your best to use your phonics training and sounded your way through the threads before you started posting.