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  • Pastor Ezekiel
    Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
     
    • Sep 2006
    • 78556
    #16
    Re: Umm...Hi.

    Originally posted by angelique_of_the_damned44 View Post
    I was talking about "luck" as in-- every time I put 44 next to my name on a test I always got an A, or ever since I put a keychain with 44 on my house keys I've never lost them (which happened ALOT before then).


    What you are talking about there is witchcraft and numerology, which God hates.

    Deuteronomy 18:10 There shall not be found among you any one that maketh his son or his daughter to pass through the fire, or that useth divination, or an observer of times, or an enchanter, or a witch.
    18:11 Or a charmer, or a consulter with familiar spirits, or a wizard, or a necromancer.
    18:12 For all that do these things are an abomination unto the LORD: and because of these abominations the LORD thy God doth drive them out from before thee.


    And I heard that he and that little whore were arrested for dealing drugs right after they graduated, so it was a very lucky thing that I broke up with him when I did.

    So either you're a queer or you can't speak proper American. Men cannot be "whores" by definition.
    Who Will Jesus Damn?

    Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

    Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

    Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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      • deadhero
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        Under Investigation
        • Jun 2007
        • 9
        #17
        Re: Umm...Hi.

        Let's try critical thinking . . .

        1. It's LUCKY because she found out he was a cheater before succumbing to pressure for sex. As opposed to after. Granted - it's no fun either way, but it's better to find out the former way, agreed?

        2. More fortune ensues - he (the ex-boyfriend) and the head cheerleader (aka "little whore") got busted for drugs before graduation, so it's a good thing that Angelique broke with him before that happened, based upon him having clandestine intercourse with said female accomplice.

        Made sense to me, but then me's dun gradumatated frum skools.
        "It is not too strong a statement to declare that this is the way civilizations begin to die. None of us has the right to suppose it cannot happen here."
        - Richard M. Nixon

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          • angelique_of_the_damned44
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            • Jun 2007
            • 48
            #18
            Re: Umm...Hi.

            Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
            So either you're a queer or you can't speak proper American. Men cannot be "whores" by definition.
            I wasn't calling any men a "whore"
            The "whore" that I'm talking about is the cheerleader who I caught my ex-boyfriend in bed with.
            The Lord is my shepherd: I shall not want.

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              • The Jabba Master
                TRUE Star Wars fanboy™
                Forum Member
                • Jun 2007
                • 250
                #19
                Re: Umm...Hi.

                Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
                So either you're a queer or you can't speak proper American. Men cannot be "whores" by definition.
                Your vary good at missing words that are importent to the sentence arnt you...
                Jedi are the guardians of peace in the galaxy.
                Jedi use their powers to defend and to protect.
                Jedi respect all life, in any form.
                Jedi serve others rather then ruling over them, for the good of the galaxy.
                Jedi seek to improve themselves through knowledge and training.

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                  • Old Iron Crotch
                    SATAN'S FAVORITE BONIFIED PERVERT!
                    • May 2007
                    • 3056
                    #20
                    Re: Umm...Hi.

                    Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
                    Men cannot be "whores" by definition.

                    Actually, by definition, they can.

                    whore (hôr, hr) KEY

                    NOUN:
                    1. A prostitute.
                    2. A person considered sexually promiscuous.
                    3. A person considered as having compromised principles for personal gain.
                    Now that Obama has won the election there will be big black cock for every white woman!!!

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                      • Brother Temperance
                        Senior Usher
                        True Christian™ missionary to the Unsaved Kingdom
                        A very nice young man
                        True Christian™
                        • Sep 2006
                        • 15621
                        #21
                        Re: Umm...Hi.

                        Originally posted by deadhero View Post
                        Let's try critical thinking . . .

                        1. It's LUCKY because she found out he was a cheater before succumbing to pressure for sex. As opposed to after. Granted - it's no fun either way, but it's better to find out the former way, agreed?
                        False dualism. It's not a case of finding out before as opposed to after, it's a case of having a boyfriend who's cheating on you or not having a boyfriend who's cheating on you.

                        Originally posted by The Jabba Master View Post
                        Your vary good at missing words that are importent to the sentence arnt you...
                        Friend, out of the entire human race, you're possibly the single person who's least able to criticise other people's use of English.
                        O Lord our God, help us to tear their soldiers to bloody shreds with our shells; help us to cover their smiling fields with the pale forms of their patriot dead; help us to drown the thunder of the guns with the shrieks of their wounded, writhing in pain; help us to lay waste their humble homes with a hurricane of fire; help us to wring the hearts of their unoffending widows with unavailing grief; help us to turn them out roofless with little children to wander unfriended the wastes of their desolated land in rags and hunger and thirst, sports of the sun flames of summer and the icy winds of winter, broken in spirit, worn with travail, imploring Thee for the refuge of the grave and denied it--for our sakes who adore Thee, Lord, blast their hopes, blight their lives, protract their bitter pilgrimage, make heavy their steps, water their way with their tears, stain the white snow with the blood of their wounded feet! We ask it, in the spirit of love, of Him Who is the Source of Love, and Who is the ever-faithful refuge and friend of all that are sore beset and seek His aid with humble and contrite hearts. Amen.



                        God being truth, justice, goodness, beauty, power, and life, man is falsehood, iniquity, evil, ugliness, impotence, and death. God being master, man is the slave. Incapable of finding justice, truth, and eternal life by his own effort, he can attain them only through a divine revelation... he who desires to worship God must harbor no childish illusions about the matter, but bravely renounce his liberty and humanity.

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                          • The Jabba Master
                            TRUE Star Wars fanboy™
                            Forum Member
                            • Jun 2007
                            • 250
                            #22
                            Re: Umm...Hi.

                            Originally posted by Brother Temperance View Post
                            False dualism. It's not a case of finding out before as opposed to after, it's a case of having a boyfriend who's cheating on you or not having a boyfriend who's cheating on you.


                            Friend, out of the entire human race, you're possibly the single person who's least able to criticise other people's use of English.
                            At least I know how to read Context
                            Jedi are the guardians of peace in the galaxy.
                            Jedi use their powers to defend and to protect.
                            Jedi respect all life, in any form.
                            Jedi serve others rather then ruling over them, for the good of the galaxy.
                            Jedi seek to improve themselves through knowledge and training.

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