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Jeb, you're the funniest Landovite yet.
Jeb, you're the funniest Landovite yet.
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Re: What Jeb Thurmond thinks about everything
Too Long, Only Read interesting bits. And can I say, your views, quite frankly, make me wish to vomit with rage.
Hai guiz wuts goin on in dis internet?
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Praise Jesus, Brother Jeb DOES know how to rattle satan's cage and pull his thorny tail. GLORY!!Originally posted by Unsaved and Loving It View PostToo Long, Only Read interesting bits. And can I say, your views, quite frankly, make me wish to vomit with rage.
Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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So now I'm the Dark Lord? Huh. What an interesting turn of events. Although I was expecting the hordes of the damned to be serving my every whim... Oh well. The Dark Lord himself has infiltrated the gateway to god then. Pastor BJ must really be falling behind these days!
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I think The Lord Jesus just entered me for the second time.
Thank you Brother Jeb
Praise The Lord
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So, tell me what parts interested you...I could have made the whole thing more to your "interests" but we have rules against posting gay-fisting-amputee-diaper pornography. Don't worry, you'll get to see plenty of that sort of this during the billions of centuries you will spend in the depths of HELL.Originally posted by Unsaved and Loving It View PostDisagree? By failing to register and debate me, you prove that liberals are factless frauds who only persuade through intimidation. To prove otherwise, debate me!
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Wow brother! You have quite the power of Christ girded in your loins!
I see God's Army just got strengthened even more by your testimony!!
Praise Jesus for your wise words!Premarital sex is only a roadblock to holiness. You don't need to touch another person's body–or your own–to have a rockin' good time!
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nikilds, I'm worried by this part of your signature:
"You don't need to touch another person's body–or your own–to have a rockin' good time!"
I brought to mind those buddhist tantra masters and their long-distance fornification tecchniques - which Jesus hates. You see, it's not so much the touching part Jesus hates (after all, he wants us to touch butts when we spank kids). It the "rocking good time" that Jesus hates.
Think of our policy on alcohol: "drunken revelry" is condemmed by the Bible, so parties are forbidden in Freehold. However, there's no rules against miserable people drinking alone, because that's not revelry. It's not the alcohol God hates, it's the revelry.
Guns don't kill people, people kill people. Bodies don't condemn souls, rockin' good times condemn souls.Last edited by Jeb Stuart Thurmond; 06-21-2007, 11:38 AM.Disagree? By failing to register and debate me, you prove that liberals are factless frauds who only persuade through intimidation. To prove otherwise, debate me!
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You're a Pagan, which means you follow a religion that was completely extinct over a thousand years ago. How about you wake up and smell the sixth century!?Originally posted by Rachael Van Helsing View PostDisagree? By failing to register and debate me, you prove that liberals are factless frauds who only persuade through intimidation. To prove otherwise, debate me!
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Obviously not completely extinct, good sir.Originally posted by Jeb Thurmond View Post
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Um, no, the vast majority of pagan cultures were totally annihilated. Then, in the mid-20th century, some exceptionally silly kids decided it'd be fun to play at being medieval goat-worshippers. Nevertheless, there is absolutely no real connection between acid casualties like Hellsin or Lilith and actual ancient pagan cultures.Originally posted by Unsaved and Loving It View PostObviously not completely extinct, good sir.O Lord our God, help us to tear their soldiers to bloody shreds with our shells; help us to cover their smiling fields with the pale forms of their patriot dead; help us to drown the thunder of the guns with the shrieks of their wounded, writhing in pain; help us to lay waste their humble homes with a hurricane of fire; help us to wring the hearts of their unoffending widows with unavailing grief; help us to turn them out roofless with little children to wander unfriended the wastes of their desolated land in rags and hunger and thirst, sports of the sun flames of summer and the icy winds of winter, broken in spirit, worn with travail, imploring Thee for the refuge of the grave and denied it--for our sakes who adore Thee, Lord, blast their hopes, blight their lives, protract their bitter pilgrimage, make heavy their steps, water their way with their tears, stain the white snow with the blood of their wounded feet! We ask it, in the spirit of love, of Him Who is the Source of Love, and Who is the ever-faithful refuge and friend of all that are sore beset and seek His aid with humble and contrite hearts. Amen.
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Okay, but you're what the scientists would call "functionally extinct".Originally posted by Unsaved and Loving It View PostObviously not completely extinct, good sir.
Why?
Are you sure you want to know? It's going to hurt.
Fine.
The last surviving creatures of a species, despite being alive and well, are called "functionally extinct" if they have no hope of reproducing.
And you, sir, could not convince a mink in heat overdosed on spanish-fly washed down with Vodka-Red-Bull shooters to give you a firm handshake at a 3-D IMAX double-feature of "Chocolat".
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BURN! Oh, oh, and it's also at her best friends wedding reception! And she's black!Originally posted by Jeb Thurmond View PostAnd you, sir, could not convince a mink in heat overdosed on spanish-fly washed down with Vodka-Red-Bull shooters to give you a firm handshake at a 3-D IMAX double-feature of "Chocolat".
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...So why is this thread in the Introductions Forum? Seems out of place...Comment
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Let me get this straight....YOU are complaining about threads being derailed?Originally posted by Joo View Post
Clean up your own glass house, Christ-killer.
Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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