Goodie... the welcome wagon is here

[Kazoo]

And now to receive my warm welcome, I suppose.

Alias: Kaze (wind)
Age: Yes
Gender: Male
Religion: None/Atheist
Interests: Budo, surfing the internet, debating, reading, programming, researching law, listening to music, eating cheese (meh, it's good), writing
Dislikes: Illiterate fools, one who can not support an argument in a rational and coherent fashion, socializing, France (language, culture, geography, climate, etc.), and little emo bigots

So, that's a little bit about me. Now, if you'll excuse me, I am off to be stoned by this nice little mob of True Christians. But, seriously, good to be here, I've got the utmost respect for the system you all have set up here.

[Sista Lateefah]

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Dislikes: Illiterate fools, one who can not support an argument in a rational and coherent fashion, socializing, France (language, culture, geography, climate, etc.), and little emo bigots

Maybe they is hope fo' you, then.

Now, if you'll excuse me, I am off to be stoned by this nice little mob of True Christians.

Chile, whatchoo had did that would getchoo stoned? Tell us about yo sins. Is you a homer? Has you tithed to Landover? Remember, God have been known to kill folk who was stingy with Him! Anyway, welcome, and I pray you find Jesus.

[Mrs. Mary Whitford]

Re: Goodie... the welcome wagon is here

And now to receive my warm welcome, I suppose.

Alias: Kaze (wind) [bad]
Age: Yes
Gender: Male [good]
Religion: None/Atheist [bad]
Interests: Budo [bad], surfing the internet [bad], debating [iffy, unless it's for Jesus], reading [good, if it's the KJV1611 Bible], programming [iffy, unless it's for Jesus], researching law [iffy, unless it's for Jesus], listening to music [bad, unless it's Godly hymns], eating cheese (meh, it's good [good, if it's American cheese]), writing [bad, unless it's Bible tracts]
Dislikes: Illiterate fools [good], one who can not support an argument in a rational and coherent fashion [good, and I'm glad to see you will be backing your arguments up with the Bible], socializing [good], France (language, culture, geography, climate, etc.) [good], and little emo bigots [good]

So, that's a little bit about me. Now, if you'll excuse me, I am off to be stoned by this nice little mob of True Christians. But, seriously, good to be here, I've got the utmost respect for the system you all have set up here.

I'd say you're off to a good start if you weren't a monkey-worshipping atheist.

[Unsaved and Loving It]

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Now that I think about it, 95% of everything I've ever programmed could be used, in one way or another, to help Jesus. Haha! I've found a shortcut on the road to Salvation.

[Brother Temperance]

Re: Goodie... the welcome wagon is here

And now to receive my warm welcome, I suppose.

Alias: Kaze (wind)
Age: Yes
Gender: Male
Religion: None/Atheist
Interests: Budo, surfing the internet, debating, reading, programming, researching law, listening to music, eating cheese (meh, it's good), writing
Dislikes: Illiterate fools, one who can not support an argument in a rational and coherent fashion, socializing, France (language, culture, geography, climate, etc.), and little emo bigots

So you like eating cheese, but dislike cheese-eating surrender monkeys? Interesting, but I suppose the heart of an atheist must be full of contradictions.

[The Jabba Master]

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So you like eating cheese, but dislike cheese-eating surrender monkeys? Interesting, but I suppose the heart of an atheist must be full of contradictions.

One could say that seeing as How the game searys(sp) Devil may Cry is an interpretation of the Poem "Dante's Inferno" and mostly non religious people play it because you play as the son of a Demon and a human of which the demon sealed the way to the Human realm and sacrificing himself for love and Realy Religious people say it gose agenst god... but the story of Sparda is kind of Romantic when you think about it...

[Mrs. Mary Whitford]

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One could say that seeing as How the game searys(sp) Devil may Cry is an interpretation of the Poem "Dante's Inferno" and mostly non religious people play it because you play as the son of a Demon and a human of which the demon sealed the way to the Human realm and sacrificing himself for love and Realy Religious people say it gose agenst god... but the story of Sparda is kind of Romantic when you think about it...

Child, your retardation is enough of a handicap for you to overcome. It doesn't help if you get drunk as well before you post. That didn't make a lick of sense.

[Brother Temperance]

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Child, your retardation is enough of a handicap for you to overcome. It doesn't help if you get drunk as well before you post. That didn't make a lick of sense.

I think he's now posting in French, so as to deliberately aggravate the athian boy who thinks he's a Jap. Bad space-retard! Bad!

[The Jabba Master]

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Child, your retardation is enough of a handicap for you to overcome. It doesn't help if you get drunk as well before you post. That didn't make a lick of sense.

it would take to much time to explane but if you want to look for the book its actual title is "The Divine Comedy" its vary good from what ive heard and it tells the story of Dante as he travels thrugh hell to Pergatory and finaly to paradise

[Kazoo]

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Chile, whatchoo had did that would getchoo stoned? Tell us about yo sins. Is you a homer? Has you tithed to Landover? Remember, God have been known to kill folk who was stingy with Him! Anyway, welcome, and I pray you find Jesus.

Oh, I haven't yet done anything to get myself stoned, per se--I was simply making light of the general method of welcoming some of the skinheads that register here.

I'd say you're off to a good start if you weren't a monkey-worshipping atheist.

Rather a contradictory statement there, wouldn't you say? "Atheist" implies the direct expressed lack of belief in any deity or power, including all forms of worship and yet you claim that I worship monkeys.

So you like eating cheese, but dislike cheese-eating surrender monkeys? Interesting, but I suppose the heart of an atheist must be full of contradictions.

Eh, I won't argue with it--I'll often play both sides of a debate.

@The Jabba Master:
Kindly learn to spell--Firefox 2.0 even has an auto-spell check feature if such is too challenging for you as it is.

[eliot mayfield]

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The Jabba Master has problems. He rides the short bus to school.

[The Jabba Master]

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Oh, I haven't yet done anything to get myself stoned, per se--I was simply making light of the general method of welcoming some of the skinheads that register here.


Rather a contradictory statement there, wouldn't you say? "Atheist" implies the direct expressed lack of belief in any deity or power, including all forms of worship and yet you claim that I worship monkeys.


Eh, I won't argue with it--I'll often play both sides of a debate.

@The Jabba Master:
Kindly learn to spell--Firefox 2.0 even has an auto-spell check feature if such is too challenging for you as it is.

Please call me The Jedi master ... one of the "True Christians" changed my Profile name ...

the reason my spelling sucks is because I have the adult form of dysgraphia: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Retardation

and because of this they call me a retard but i am using a Spell check on my AOL's email (when I try and Run Firefox the comp lags)

[Kazoo]

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Ooh, got it. Sorry about that then ^.^

And to revise my previous statement of religious affiliation, I suppose that I ought be considered more of a secular humanist (nonthiest, non-religious humanism) than strictly atheist. Yup... so... just throwing that out there.

[Brother V]

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Oh, I haven't yet done anything to get myself stoned, per se--I was simply making light of the general method of welcoming some of the skinheads that register here.

But you has, you has...

2 Chronicles 15:13 That whosoever would not seek the LORD God of Israel should be put to death, whether small or great, whether man or woman.

And you nontheistic types are worse than most christians today. Running around trying to get people to convert to your way of thinking.

You don't see us True Christians (tm) on the Raving Atheist forums, do you?

No, it's you who come here and push your beliefs (or lack there of) on us. When all we want is a quiet little piece of the internets (a series of tubes) where we can get together and worship our Lord and Saviour Jesus Christ; the way he wants to be worshipped, but instead we get morons like the jabba masha, and other people asking stupid questions.

Praise Jesus.

YIC
V

[Betty Lambskin]

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the reason my spelling sucks is because I have the adult form of dysgraphia: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Retardation

and because of this they call me a retard

The Lord can help you with that, provided you have some hogs nearby:

Mark 5:2
2 And when he was come out of the ship, immediately there met him out of the tombs a man with an unclean spirit.... neither could any man tame him.

6But when he saw Jesus afar off, he ran and worshipped him,

7And cried with a loud voice, and said, What have I to do with thee, Jesus, thou Son of the most high God? I adjure thee by God, that thou torment me not.

8For he said unto him, Come out of the man, thou unclean spirit.
9And he asked him, What is thy name? And he answered, saying, My name is Legion: for we are many.

10And he besought him much that he would not send them away out of the country. 11Now there was there nigh unto the mountains a great herd of swine feeding. 12And all the devils besought him, saying, Send us into the swine, that we may enter into them.
13And forthwith Jesus gave them leave. And the unclean spirits went out, and entered into the swine: and the herd ran violently down a steep place into the sea, (they were about two thousand and were choked in the sea.