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  • Tommy Baker
    Unsaved trash, teenaged hatemonger
    Under Investigation
    • Jan 2010
    • 3
    #31
    Re: Hi, I'm Melissa.

    Originally posted by Mrs. Holland-Stuart View Post
    Sounds very odd, that silly screetching. The oldest Language is NOT that crap. Our LORD - God only speaks in ENGLISH!! Thats why English speaking people are the chosen ones.
    Hey there, i'm new here but i feel i need to post,

    If the Bible tells the compleat truth, then Jesus was around 2010 years ago. According to the places the bible mentions, Jesus would have spoken Arabic.

    Now i'm not saying that God doesn't speak in English, all i'm saying was at that point in time, Jesus must have spoken Arabic, simply because the English language as we know it did not exist.

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      • Pastor Ezekiel
        Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
         
        • Sep 2006
        • 78556
        #32
        Re: Hi, I'm Melissa.

        Originally posted by Tommy Baker View Post
        Hey there, i'm new here but i feel i need to post,

        If the Bible tells the compleat truth, then Jesus was around 2010 years ago. According to the places the bible mentions, Jesus would have spoken Arabic.

        Now i'm not saying that God doesn't speak in English, all i'm saying was at that point in time, Jesus must have spoken Arabic, simply because the English language as we know it did not exist.
        #1. Arabic was not a language at the time Jesus walked the earth.

        #2. Jesus is God, so He is capable of speaking any language, since He created them all.

        #3. What is your point?
        Who Will Jesus Damn?

        Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

        Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

        Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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          • Mrs. Holland-Stuart
            Confirmed Enemy of God
            BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
            • Jan 2010
            • 9
            #33
            Re: Hi, I'm Melissa.

            Originally posted by Halleluyah Rob View Post
            You do not seem much better, woman. That picture of yours shows your shirt without the top button closed. I suggest fixing that, you're revealing way too much skin.
            Im sorry Rob, my husband will give me a good thrashing for showing that much flesh.

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              • Mrs. Holland-Stuart
                Confirmed Enemy of God
                BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
                • Jan 2010
                • 9
                #34
                Re: Hi, I'm Melissa.

                Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
                Amen Rev. Jim.

                Not so much for Mrs. Holland-Stuart.
                ohh Pastor, thats a pity. If I wasnt married, I would love to be your wife.

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                  • Pastor Ezekiel
                    Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
                     
                    • Sep 2006
                    • 78556
                    #35
                    Re: Hi, I'm Melissa.

                    Originally posted by Mrs. Holland-Stuart View Post
                    ohh Pastor, thats a pity. If I wasnt married, I would love to be your wife.


                    Well that's another thing to praise Jesus for I guess!
                    Who Will Jesus Damn?

                    Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                    Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                    Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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                      • Atheist Saint
                        Unsaved trash
                        • Jan 2010
                        • 6
                        #36
                        Re: Hi, I'm Melissa.

                        Wow, Melissa you are hot!!

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                          • GOD=life
                            WARNING: Do not attempt to debate. You will lose horribly.
                            True Christian™
                            • Jan 2010
                            • 3263
                            #37
                            Re: Hi, I'm Melissa.

                            Originally posted by Atheist Saint View Post
                            Wow, Melissa you are hot!!
                            Once again, the atheist reveals his moral code

                            But hey, we must be the "sick" ones...
                            I take my orders from Jesus H. Christ, supernatural born US citizen

                            Be wary of false Kumbaya Christians who use a highlighter and scissors to read the Bible. God wants us to read the lines, not between the lines. False Christians will go to Hell:
                            Matthew 7:22                             Many will say to me in that day, Lord, Lord, have we not prophesied in thy name? and in thy name have cast out devils? and in thy name done many wonderful works?
                            Matthew 7:23 And then will I profess unto them, I never knew you: depart from me, ye that work iniquity.

                            Asking a Christian to prove God exists is like asking him to prove his phone rings because yours doesn't. Make that call yourself! Dial 0800-get-on-your-knees-and-pray.

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                              • Jed_Cassidy
                                True Christian™
                                True Christian™
                                • May 2009
                                • 289
                                #38
                                Re: Hi, I'm Melissa.

                                Originally posted by Atheist Saint View Post
                                Wow, Melissa you are hot!!
                                Son, that type of innuendo will NOT be tolerated around here.
                                Matthew 7:15
                                Beware of false prophets, which come to you in sheep's clothing, but inwardly they are ravening wolves.

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                                  • peterjohansson
                                    Unsaved trash
                                     
                                    • Jan 2010
                                    • 89
                                    #39
                                    Re: Hi, I'm Melissa.

                                    Melissa, you are certainly welcome in my Church, i'll teach you how to be a proper Christian myself.
                                    KJV Luke 17:33 Whosoever shall seek to save his life shall lose it; and whosoever shall lose his life shall preserve it.

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                                      • Jacob the Angry Liar
                                        Confirmed Enemy of God
                                        • Jan 2010
                                        • 309
                                        #40
                                        Re: Hi, I'm Melissa.

                                        I certainly hope that filthy she-goth harlot in your profile picture isn't actually you! Put on some clothes! I for one am disgusted by the comtempt for modesty displayed by today's youth. It's clear that your father doesn't beat you enough.

                                        In like manner also, that women adorn themselves in modest apparel, with shamefacedness and sobriety; not with broided hair, or gold, or pearls, or costly array (1 Timothy 2:9)

                                        And to think you call yourself a Christian...

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                                          • ChristianGirl
                                            Unsaved trash
                                            Under Investigation
                                            • Jan 2010
                                            • 19
                                            #41
                                            Re: Hi, I'm Melissa.

                                            Originally posted by Rev. Jim Osborne View Post
                                            After viewing her avatar for several minutes and studying every detail, I think it is best to leave it. It will just show the world what a filthy harlot this false "Christian" really is. She's flaunting her sins so the world can see and people will realize how corrupt she is.

                                            If she has any other similar photos, I welcome her to post them here.
                                            If you insist...



                                            [Other Pics Deleted Due to Pornography. They have been removed from this post and are now safely kept in an encrypted, quarantined area on Landover's main database.]
                                            Last edited by Rev. Jim Osborne; 01-19-2010, 07:59 AM. Reason: Moving Pornography To a Secure Location Away from Children

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                                              • Jacob the Angry Liar
                                                Confirmed Enemy of God
                                                • Jan 2010
                                                • 309
                                                #42
                                                Re: Hi, I'm Melissa.

                                                AAGGHH, MY EYES!

                                                I had to put 5 Bibles on my crotch to prevent my tallywhacker from twitching! Shame on you, filthy harlot, for filling our clean, True Christian forums with dirty pornographic material!

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                                                  • ChristianGirl
                                                    Unsaved trash
                                                    Under Investigation
                                                    • Jan 2010
                                                    • 19
                                                    #43
                                                    Re: Hi, I'm Melissa.

                                                    Originally posted by Jacob11 View Post
                                                    AAGGHH, MY EYES!

                                                    I had to put 5 Bibles on my crotch to prevent my tallywhacker from twitching! Shame on you, filthy harlot, for filling our clean, True Christian forums with dirty pornographic material!
                                                    Rev. Jim Osbourne told me to post them though. :c
                                                    And what's a tallywhacker?

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                                                      • Jerakk
                                                        Forum Member
                                                        Forum Member
                                                        • Dec 2009
                                                        • 178
                                                        #44
                                                        Re: Hi, I'm Melissa.

                                                        Originally posted by ChristianGirl View Post
                                                        Rev. Jim Osbourne told me to post them though. :c
                                                        And what's a tallywhacker?
                                                        I'm sure if he knew exactly what you were intending on posting he would have never made the suggestion. I can't believe you're trying to deceive us with such dribble not to mention stain our beloved Christian forum with pornography. I for one know exactly where you'll be spending eternity....

                                                        or
                                                        Only 2 in all of history have died for freedom all over the world... Jesus Christ and the American soldier.

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                                                          • ChristianGirl
                                                            Unsaved trash
                                                            Under Investigation
                                                            • Jan 2010
                                                            • 19
                                                            #45
                                                            Re: Hi, I'm Melissa.

                                                            Originally posted by Jerakk View Post
                                                            I'm sure if he knew exactly what you were intending on posting he would have never made the suggestion. I can't believe you're trying to deceive us with such dribble not to mention stain our beloved Christian forum with pornography. I for one know exactly where you'll be spending eternity....

                                                            or
                                                            Well, how was I supposed to know that? If he didn't want me to post the pictures, then he shouldn't have told me to.

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