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  • Pastor Ezekiel
    Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
     
    • Sep 2006
    • 78556

    #61
    Re: Hi, I'm Melissa.

    Originally posted by ChristianGirl View Post
    A woman belongs wherever she wants to. That is so sexist.
    If God orders it, how can you complain? Do you think you know more than God?
    Who Will Jesus Damn?

    Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

    Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

    Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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    • ChristianGirl
      Unsaved trash
      Under Investigation
      • Jan 2010
      • 19

      #62
      Re: Hi, I'm Melissa.

      Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
      If God orders it, how can you complain? Do you think you know more than God?
      Of course I don't know more than God. I do seem to know more than you, though. Sexist dick.

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      • Cranky Old Man
        Trying to out-Methuselah Methuselah
        You kids get off his lawn!
         
        • Jan 2010
        • 22375

        #63
        Re: Hi, I'm Melissa.

        Originally posted by ChristianGirl View Post
        Of course I don't know more than God. I do seem to know more than you, though. Sexist dick.
        Is that the thanks you give to Pastor Ezekiel for trying to save your immortal soul? You should be ashamed of yourself. Get some decent cloths and start reading your Holy Bible. Now! Otherwise you will burn in hell for all eternity .
        5 Reasons why GOD HATES WOMEN!
        To most "Christians" The Bible is like a license agreement. They just scroll to the bottom and click "I agree". All those "Christians" will burn in Hell!
        James 2:10 "For whosoever shall keep the whole law, and yet offend in one point, he is guilty of all."

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        • Jacob the Angry Liar
          Confirmed Enemy of God
          • Jan 2010
          • 309

          #64
          Re: Hi, I'm Melissa.

          Originally posted by ChristianGirl View Post
          Of course I don't know more than God. I do seem to know more than you, though. Sexist dick.
          Pastor Ezekiel is following the word of God. What he says is what God says. If you don't know more than God, you agree with what He has to say. Does that not mean that you should agree with what Pastor Ezekiel has to say? It has nothing to do with sexism. It has to do with the natural order of things and what God intended.

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          • DisGenUse
            Unsaved trash
            • Jan 2010
            • 18

            #65
            Re: Hi, I'm Melissa.

            Well I believe in what God says, however is it not possible for man to mistranslate in what Jesus said himself?

            I fail to see why women are deemed incompetent. Is it because men can not control the satanic thoughts of lust? And so instead of blaming themselves they blame women because really, no one likes to admit that they are at fault.

            But then again, I'm very new at this and I have you Brothers and Sisters to help me follow the path.

            Another curious item on translations. Did you know the hebrew word of son is the same word for servant? Very curious.
            Galatians 1: 6I marvel that ye are so soon removed from him that called you into the grace of Christ unto another gospel:

            7Which is not another; but there be some that trouble you, and would pervert the gospel of Christ.

            8But though we, or an angel from heaven, preach any other gospel unto you than that which we have preached unto you, let him be accursed.

            9As we said before, so say I now again, if any man preach any other gospel unto you than that ye have received, let him be accursed.

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            • Pastor Ezekiel
              Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
               
              • Sep 2006
              • 78556

              #66
              Re: Hi, I'm Melissa.

              Originally posted by InGenUse View Post
              Well I believe in what God says, however is it not possible for man to mistranslate in what Jesus said himself?

              I fail to see why women are deemed incompetent. Is it because men can not control the satanic thoughts of lust? And so instead of blaming themselves they blame women because really, no one likes to admit that they are at fault.

              But then again, I'm very new at this and I have you Brothers and Sisters to help me follow the path.

              Another curious item on translations. Did you know the hebrew word of son is the same word for servant? Very curious.
              You fail because you are unsaved and a simple-minded pawn of satan. Try reading the Holy Bible from cover to cover, and use the "search" function to look for answers to your foolish questions prior to posting them.

              The Holy Bible is the perfect word of God, because God is perfect and does not allow mistakes.
              Who Will Jesus Damn?

              Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

              Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

              Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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              • DisGenUse
                Unsaved trash
                • Jan 2010
                • 18

                #67
                Re: Hi, I'm Melissa.

                Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
                You fail because you are unsaved and a simple-minded pawn of satan. Try reading the Holy Bible from cover to cover, and use the "search" function to look for answers to your foolish questions prior to posting them.

                The Holy Bible is the perfect word of God, because God is perfect and does not allow mistakes.
                You're right brother, whenever something goes afoot we, Men, fix it. No wonder why we've had multiple bibles from the past. Thank God the latest one is out.
                Galatians 1: 6I marvel that ye are so soon removed from him that called you into the grace of Christ unto another gospel:

                7Which is not another; but there be some that trouble you, and would pervert the gospel of Christ.

                8But though we, or an angel from heaven, preach any other gospel unto you than that which we have preached unto you, let him be accursed.

                9As we said before, so say I now again, if any man preach any other gospel unto you than that ye have received, let him be accursed.

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                • Pastor Ezekiel
                  Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
                   
                  • Sep 2006
                  • 78556

                  #68
                  Re: Hi, I'm Melissa.

                  Originally posted by InGenUse View Post
                  You're right brother, whenever something goes afoot we, Men, fix it. No wonder why we've had multiple bibles from the past. Thank God the latest one is out.
                  Your smart-assery is not appreciated. The KJV1611 Bible is the ONLY true Word of God. I'm not alone in this opinion.
                  Who Will Jesus Damn?

                  Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                  Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                  Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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                  • True Disciple
                    True Christian™ Creation Scientist
                    Landover Baptist University Associate Professor
                    Smashing atheist science one fact at a time
                    True Christian™
                    • Nov 2009
                    • 2445

                    #69
                    Re: Hi, I'm Melissa.

                    Originally posted by ChristianGirl View Post
                    A woman belongs wherever she wants to. That is so sexist.
                    A woman belongs in the home of her husband, serving her Godly man!
                    1st Timothy 2:11-12:

                    Let the woman learn in silence with all subjection.
                    But I suffer not a woman to teach, nor to usurp authority over the man, but to be in silence.

                    And I've studied those pics you posted in response to Rev. Jim's polite question if you could put some more decent photos on this site.
                    I had to go sit in a tub of ice water, freezing the lower part of my body, to be able to see them without being tempted by the devil, so don't say I'm unprepared to make sacrifices for sinners like you!
                    And my conclusion, young lady, is that they are five different girls! As they are not photos of yourself, please have the decency not to post things like this in the future. I've caught a severe cold rebuking your post.
                    Sweet Lord Jesus,
                    I want to pray for those who persecute me, my Lord.
                    Please, treat their children as you treated those of Egypt, when they upset you! (Psalm 135:8-9)
                    Dash their little children against the stones for their fathers iniquity! (Psalm 137:8-9)
                    Hit them on the cheek, and smash out their teeth! (Psalm 3:7)
                    Make their death and descent into Hell swift and terrible! (Psalm 55:15)
                    Scatter their broken bodies over the streets of their evil cities, like Benghazi, Amsterdam, Tokyo and Mecca! (Psalm 110:6)
                    Praised be Your Glorious Name™.

                    Amen.

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                    • biddi bob
                      Confirmed Enemy of God
                      BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
                      • Feb 2010
                      • 2

                      #70
                      Re: Hi, I'm Melissa.

                      Originally posted by Rev. Jim Osborne View Post
                      After discussing with several pastors and other men who hold high places in our church, we decided that we should leave some of Melissa's pics on here. If she wants to show the world how much of a sex-crazed slut she is, then she deserves the rebuking, ridicule, and harsh judgment that we will bring to her. I did however have to remove some pics which were blatant pornography who may have been shocked by the images. Rest assured, we moved these images off the main boards and are now stored in an encrypted area on Landover's main server. This will keep decent Christians from stumbling onto that filth.

                      Thank you.
                      why do the images need to be stored?

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                      • Cranky Old Man
                        Trying to out-Methuselah Methuselah
                        You kids get off his lawn!
                         
                        • Jan 2010
                        • 22375

                        #71
                        Re: Hi, I'm Melissa.

                        Originally posted by biddi bob View Post
                        why do the images need to be stored?
                        For research purposes. Rev. Jim Osborne takes his job very serious and I am glad he protects us from filth. He is a good True Christian. He knows God loves those who work hard and hates those who are lazy. Proverbs 12:24 "The hand of the diligent will rule, But the lazy man will be put to forced labor.".
                        5 Reasons why GOD HATES WOMEN!
                        To most "Christians" The Bible is like a license agreement. They just scroll to the bottom and click "I agree". All those "Christians" will burn in Hell!
                        James 2:10 "For whosoever shall keep the whole law, and yet offend in one point, he is guilty of all."

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                        • James Hutchins
                          True Christian™
                          Just a Regular Nice Guy
                           
                          • Jun 2009
                          • 29453

                          #72
                          Re: Hi, I'm Melissa.

                          Originally posted by biddi bob View Post
                          why do the images need to be stored?
                          We also save them and all communications due to Sarbane-Oxley requirements.
                          On occassion the DoF has also needed material years later for various reasons.
                          As many True Christians(tm) know, this data has had a major place in Project Habakkuk and has greatly influenced it.

                          Waste not want not.
                          Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
                          Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
                          Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
                          Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
                          Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
                          Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.

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                          • Levi Jones
                            Pastor of Hermeneutics and Apologetics
                            Bathed in Christ's Precious Blood
                            Apostle to the Cactuses, Tumbleweeds and Jackrabbits
                             
                            • Jul 2009
                            • 13930

                            #73
                            Re: Hi, I'm Melissa.

                            Originally posted by James Hutchins View Post
                            We also save them and all communications due to Sarbane-Oxley requirements.
                            On occassion the DoF has also needed material years later for various reasons.
                            As many True Christians™ know, this data has had a major place in Project Habakkuk and has greatly influenced it.

                            Waste not want not.


                            I never thought of it from that standpoint Brother H.
                            Christians are superior because we possess an understanding that unbelievers lack. It is through the Power of Jesus only the converted mind is able to understand what is going on in the world; what the Communists are really up to; what Satan's intentions are. Most unbelievers do not even believe in Satan and cannot understand his tactics.

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                            • loveittt
                              Unsaved trash
                              Under Investigation
                              • Feb 2010
                              • 24

                              #74
                              Re: Hi, I'm Melissa.

                              Originally posted by Jed_Cassidy View Post
                              I take it you come from a Catholic family, then?

                              Jeez, woman, you're showing more skin than I've ever seen from my wife.
                              wow someone doesnt get laid much then do they?
                              i love your infractions

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                              • Jacob the Angry Liar
                                Confirmed Enemy of God
                                • Jan 2010
                                • 309

                                #75
                                Re: Hi, I'm Melissa.

                                Originally posted by loveittt View Post
                                wow someone doesnt get laid much then do they?
                                Brother Jed absolutely does not get "laid much"! Sex is for procreation ONLY. One should only have sex about 12 times in his or her life, and all with the same partner. Are you a filthy, fornicating harlot?

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