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  • Mrs. Holland-Stuart
    Confirmed Enemy of God
    BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
    • Jan 2010
    • 9
    #1

    Good Evening

    Hello, Ive come to this Site to help spread the good Gospel. God Made me in his image and im damn beautiful, so God must be a stunner too. I intend to grab my bible and spout random quotes to show how how right God is.
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    • Pastor Ezekiel
      Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
       
      • Sep 2006
      • 78556
      #2
      Re: Good Evening

      Please tell us about yourself. What church do you attend? Does your husband know you're here?
      Who Will Jesus Damn?

      Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

      Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

      Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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        • Mrs. Holland-Stuart
          Confirmed Enemy of God
          BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
          • Jan 2010
          • 9
          #3
          Re: Good Evening

          I attend the International Church of Christ. We get a lot of teaching at it, even though outsiders desribe it as a cult. My husband has let me out of the kitchen. He usually ties me to our bed when hes not home.

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            • Talitha
              Deaconess
              Gracious, genteel, kind, tender, and warm True Christian™ Sister
              True Christian™
              • Jul 2026
              • 15118
              #4
              Re: Good Evening

              Originally posted by Mrs. Holland-Stuart View Post
              I attend the International Church of Christ. We get a lot of teaching at it, even though outsiders desribe it as a cult. My husband has let me out of the kitchen. He usually ties me to our bed when hes not home.
              Welcome, dear.
              It sounds like you have a wonderful Husband there.

              Sister Talitha

              Markswoman, Circumcisionist, Platinum Tither.


              HE took the damsel by the hand, and said unto her, Talitha Cumi; which is,
              being interpreted, Damsel, I say unto thee, arise!...Mark 5:41


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                • Rev. Jim Osborne
                  True Christian™ Televangelist
                  Director of Fundraising and Tithing
                  On the Look Out for Wife #6!
                  True Christian™
                  • Jun 2009
                  • 8622
                  #5
                  Re: Good Evening

                  Originally posted by Mrs. Holland-Stuart View Post
                  I attend the International Church of Christ. We get a lot of teaching at it, even though outsiders desribe it as a cult.
                  That's actually good that people think you're a cult. It's an ironic compliment because we at Landover follow the Bible so purely and accurately, that it sets us apart from most "Christians" and we are lambasted by the ignorant as cultists.

                  Can you tell us what your favorite Bible verse is and why?

                  Watch the #1 Televangelist Gospel Hour in the World! "Turn or Burn: Accept Christ or Go to Hell with Rev. Jim Osborne." Check your local cable listings.

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                    • Mrs. Holland-Stuart
                      Confirmed Enemy of God
                      BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
                      • Jan 2010
                      • 9
                      #6
                      Re: Good Evening

                      Originally posted by Rev. Jim Osborne View Post
                      That's actually good that people think you're a cult. It's an ironic compliment because we at Landover follow the Bible so purely and accurately, that it sets us apart from most "Christians" and we are lambasted by the ignorant as cultists.

                      Can you tell us what your favorite Bible verse is and why?
                      Ruth 3.3

                      Wash thyself therefore and anoint thee, and put thy raiment upon thee, and get thee down to the floor; but make not thyself known unto the man until he shall have done eating and drinking

                      This is my favourite quote, as it shows how I can be subserviant to my husband. If im too slow, he will beat me, but I deserve it.

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