[peterjohansson]

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3:17 And whatsoever ye do in word or deed, do all in the name of the Lord Jesus, giving thanks to God and the Father by him.

There is no place in Heaven for goth sluts!

[GOD=life]

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Child, why do you come to a Christian forum?

You know what the Bible says about your lifestyle choices and where those will lead. Do you think that by trying to corrupt real Christians, God will think "ah, the lezbianus may go to Heaven too" ?

Drop an apple and it will drop to the floor. That's gravity. Your lifestyle choices will make your soul drop as well. We want to prevent that. Do you not want to be loved? Why not get out of the empty shell of a life and step into the light?

[MormonBrother]

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This coming from a mormoon cultist? As if you're any better!

Perhaps you're right Brother Ezekiel, but I do not worship Satan, and I was baptized by full immersion unlike this pagan creature.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

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Because worshiping tree's and thinking you can cast magic like Gandalf is the true sign of intelligence! If you want to focus on that sillyness, that is fine, but coming in here to condemn others, and then tell them they are intolerant, is quite petty. Don't you have animals to sacrifice and tree's to kneel before?

Also mentioning intelligent people then spelling incorrectly sure gave me a hearty laugh!

This coming from a mormoon cultist? As if you're any better!

[MormonBrother]

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You amuse me more than most things. You do realise that most of the intelligent world is laughing at your kind this very instance? You must realise that your kind are quite possibly the most deplorable of all humans.

Because worshiping tree's and thinking you can cast magic like Gandalf is the true sign of intelligence! If you want to focus on that sillyness, that is fine, but coming in here to condemn others, and then tell them they are intolerant, is quite petty. Don't you have animals to sacrifice and tree's to kneel before?

Also mentioning intelligent people then spelling incorrectly sure gave me a hearty laugh!

[Pastor Ezekiel]

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My apologies, there is a singles section so I thought this was okay. Perhaps I should have posted in the singes section.

Please make a thread of your own in the "Introductions" section of the forum, so that we can properly greet you. Tell us about yourself, your church, and how you came to find Jesus.

And if you're here to flame us, better take a look at THIS before making an even bigger ass out of yourself.

[awesomeone]

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This is not a dating site you horny idiot. Although perhaps you deserve each other. Perhaps you can get adjoining seats in hell.

My apologies, there is a singles section so I thought this was okay. Perhaps I should have posted in the singes section.

[James Dewitt]

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Thank you for that well-spoken point, Sister Thumper! You can tell she's trying too hard when she says things like "Oh I forgot to mention, I'm bisexual...". She's just coming up with as much things as she can in a pathetic attempt to offend us.

Next she's probably going to tell us she voted for Obama, aborts babies as a hobby, and steals Bibles from schoolchildren.

Biesexural, Homersexural I can handle! But some one who voted for OBAMA. Lord help us all!

[Rev. Jim Osborne]

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Thank you for that well-spoken point, Sister Thumper! You can tell she's trying too hard when she says things like "Oh I forgot to mention, I'm bisexual...". She's just coming up with as much things as she can in a pathetic attempt to offend us.

Next she's probably going to tell us she voted for Obama, aborts babies as a hobby, and steals Bibles from schoolchildren.

[Daisy Mae Johnson]

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You dumbass teenagers come in here and think you are going to shock us all with your drinking, drugs, homo sex stories and think we will be all aghast.

Even your retarded user name makes me think that you thought you were going to barge into GOD'S Favorite Forum and offended us all.


Well guess what you filthy drunk, drug taking, alcohol abusing harlot. We've seen it ALLLLL before. Nothing you gothtards say or do shocks us. In fact, we get a good belly laugh knowing that you will be ripped to shreds in HELL by Satan. He will rip your eyes outs and eat your tongue while you beg JESUS for another chance.

We will be floating on a cloud in HEAVEN drinking strawberry Daiquiris looking down and laughing at you.


Enjoy HELL Harlot!

[Cranky Old Man]

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You sound very exciting. You can show me the way any time!

This is not a dating site you horny idiot. Although perhaps you deserve each other. Perhaps you can get adjoining seats in hell.

[awesomeone]

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Hello there. I wondered when I'd finally find the perfect forum for me!

I'm an 18 year old girl, who is an avid Wiccan (a branch of paganism concentrating on participating in witchcraft.) I do ritual on every Sabbat and Esbat (which is the "Christian" festivals and the full moons) and worship the Triple Goddess, who embodies all that is amazing about the female form. I cast spells and acknowledge the divine in every little thing that exists, from the sky right down to the tiniest of bugs.
I live with my 17 year old boyfriend, with whom I frequently make love. I prevent getting pregnant with the aid of the contraceptive implant. We both moved away from our parents to escape the repression they were putting on us. We plan to get married some time in the future.
We frequently smoke, take recreational drugs and drink copious amounts of alcohol. The only of the 10 commandments I have not broken, is "Do not kill." I enjoy gambling and video games.
I despise hypocrites, evangelists and idiots.
So I guess I'll fit right in here.
See you around, guys

You sound very exciting. You can show me the way any time!

[Cranky Old Man]

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I actually read the Bible from cover to cover

Really? Which version? What did you find so entertaining about it?

which has been twisted by society for nearly just as long

While it is true that a lot of false Christians have twisted the Bible to do evil, that is not what we do here. We believe in the Holy Bible without any changes or omissions. Every letter is equally important and we add or change absolutely nothing.

[Pastor Isaac Peters]

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You claim to follow a religion whose initial morals were based around love and compassion, for forging a better world, yet you ignore the acceptance, the "all are created equal", the parts that WOULD make the world a better place.

Dear friend:

Please refresh my memory as to where it says in the Bible that all are created equal.

[Petal]

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I say actively just to vividly arouse the image of lesbian sex in your mind, dear.

i not need a images in my brains of schmelly ole wicker lezbeans burning thier bras together! you needs to wear them bras or your boobs gonna be swingings arounds your knees when you only 30, it true!