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  • Firebird13
    Confirmed Enemy of God
    • Jan 2010
    • 25

    #1

    Hello.

    I am Firebird. FB if you prefer. I found this forum by accident and just want to see what you're all about. I've tried churches before but nothing ever felt right.

    A few things about me: I adore sports cars, Knight Rider (both classic and new), and my 1 and a half foot ball python. Her name is Khan.
  • Nobar King
    Municipal Code Archivist - Deuteronomy 28:58
    Christ's Guardian
    True Christian™
    • Sep 2007
    • 23748

    #2
    Re: Hello.

    Originally posted by Firebird13 View Post
    I am Firebird. FB if you prefer. I found this forum by accident and just want to see what you're all about.
    You didn't find this forum by accident. An accident is when you spill milk across the table. There is a reason why you are here and you need to realize that.
    I've tried churches before but nothing ever felt right.
    When did you ever try a church before?

    Edit-
    No one likes the new Night Rider.
    May you be a blessing to every life you touch.

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    • Pastor Ezekiel
      Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
       
      • Sep 2006
      • 78556

      #3
      Re: Hello.

      Originally posted by Firebird13 View Post
      I am Firebird. FB if you prefer. I found this forum by accident and just want to see what you're all about. I've tried churches before but nothing ever felt right.

      A few things about me: I adore sports cars, Knight Rider (both classic and new), and my 1 and a half foot ball python. Her name is Khan.
      This is a Christian forum. We are gathered here to Praise Jesus. Why are you here?

      How old are you?
      Who Will Jesus Damn?

      Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

      Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

      Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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      • Paul Jeffery
        Forum Member
        Forum Member
        • Dec 2009
        • 272

        #4
        Re: Hello.

        Originally posted by Firebird13 View Post
        I am Firebird. FB if you prefer. I found this forum by accident and just want to see what you're all about. I've tried churches before but nothing ever felt right.

        A few things about me: I adore sports cars, Knight Rider (both classic and new), and my 1 and a half foot ball python. Her name is Khan.
        What does "tried churches" mean, exactly?

        Knight Rider? Dukes of Hazard too, right? Saved By the Bell, maybe?

        You have a pet serpent named "Khan". How charming. What do you feed it? Souls?
        sigpicMIKE HUCKABEE/RAND PAUL - 2012 (or sooner if possible)

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        • Aristotle
          On the straight and narrow path to Heaven.
          True Christian™
          • Nov 2009
          • 470

          #5
          Re: Hello.

          Originally posted by Firebird13 View Post
          I am Firebird. FB if you prefer. I found this forum by accident and just want to see what you're all about. I've tried churches before but nothing ever felt right.

          A few things about me: I adore sports cars, Knight Rider (both classic and new), and my 1 and a half foot ball python. Her name is Khan.
          This is a conservative Christian forum, Firebird. If you are confused and are looking to find meaning in your life, then this is the place. There will be plenty of people to show you the wonders that can be found in the BIBLE (KJV 1611).

          WARNING:If you are some kind of atheist troll, please be so kind as to go elsewhere

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          • MormonBrother
            Unsaved trash
            • Jan 2010
            • 6

            #6
            Re: Hello.

            Hello FB. I like cars as well, but tend toward 50's and 60's American...My 69 Nova is true creation of the artistry of God.

            I raise Squirrels so I am not much of a snake fan...

            see ya around.

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            • Firebird13
              Confirmed Enemy of God
              • Jan 2010
              • 25

              #7
              Re: Hello.

              Originally posted by Nobar King View Post
              You didn't find this forum by accident. An accident is when you spill milk across the table. There is a reason why you are here and you need to realize that. When did you ever try a church before?

              Edit-
              No one likes the new Night Rider.
              I was younger. Too young to know anything about religion.

              Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
              This is a Christian forum. We are gathered here to Praise Jesus. Why are you here?

              How old are you?
              eh
              I am 18 and I am here to learn. I don't really know much about any religion.

              Originally posted by Aziraphale View Post
              What does "tried churches" mean, exactly?

              Knight Rider? Dukes of Hazard too, right? Saved By the Bell, maybe?
              Eh. the Dukes never really did it for me. That was more my cousin's area of expertise. And Saved by the Bell? It's all drama.... I get enough from idle brained peers who have refused to grow up dispite reaching the legal age of maturity.

              You have a pet serpent named "Khan". How charming. What do you feed it? Souls?
              Only if little white mice have souls....


              Originally posted by MormonBrother View Post
              Hello FB. I like cars as well, but tend toward 50's and 60's American...My 69 Nova is true creation of the artistry of God.

              I raise Squirrels so I am not much of a snake fan...

              see ya around.
              Ooh, give me a '72 Superbee or a 1960 Cougar. Right now I have an '03
              Mustang. Blue with gold racing stripes. I think he's the most beautiful thing in the world.... But that may be a biased opinion. Not like I could get a better one for my income. I was lucky to get this one.

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              • Firebird13
                Confirmed Enemy of God
                • Jan 2010
                • 25

                #8
                Re: Hello.

                And, by the way, Nobar. I like the new Knight Rider. Especially K.A.R.R

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                • Cranky Old Man
                  Trying to out-Methuselah Methuselah
                  You kids get off his lawn!
                   
                  • Jan 2010
                  • 22374

                  #9
                  Re: Hello.

                  Originally posted by Firebird13 View Post
                  And, by the way, Nobar. I like the new Knight Rider. Especially K.A.R.R
                  Television rots your brain. Stop watching it and start reading the Holy Bible. I prefer Hummers.
                  5 Reasons why GOD HATES WOMEN!
                  To most "Christians" The Bible is like a license agreement. They just scroll to the bottom and click "I agree". All those "Christians" will burn in Hell!
                  James 2:10 "For whosoever shall keep the whole law, and yet offend in one point, he is guilty of all."

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                  • Firebird13
                    Confirmed Enemy of God
                    • Jan 2010
                    • 25

                    #10
                    Re: Hello.

                    I usually don't watch television. KR (either version) does not come on anymore. And I rarely have time for television. This post has been done over what little free time i have.

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                    • James Hutchins
                      True Christian™
                      Just a Regular Nice Guy
                       
                      • Jun 2009
                      • 29453

                      #11
                      Re: Hello.

                      [QUOTE=Firebird13;453233]I was younger. Too young to know anything about religion.

                      eh
                      I am 18 and I am here to learn. I don't really know much about any religion.[/QUOTE} Ah, I see, you are old and wise now....

                      Only if little white mice have souls....
                      Of course they do not, but rats do.

                      Ooh, give me a '72 Superbee or a 1960 Cougar. Right now I have an '03
                      Mustang. Blue with gold racing stripes. I think he's the most beautiful thing in the world.... But that may be a biased opinion. Not like I could get a better one for my income. I was lucky to get this one.
                      1960 Cougar Eh? Never seen one of them, had a '68 with a 302, oil pump went, then a tractor trailer killer her.

                      Son fantasizing about cares is stupid You do not want people to think you are stupid and sign you up for the special Olympics, do you? I did not think so.
                      You should be spending your time with God. Read your Bible.
                      When not reading you should be praying or doing chores for your dad. Do not let your mother tell you what to do as she is merely a female whereas you are a superior male. Sell that POS car, give the money to the Church. They will make much better use of it. Imagine, the funds from your car could pay for the plane ticket for a Pastor to go to the Annual seminar on Maui!
                      Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
                      Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
                      Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
                      Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
                      Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
                      Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.

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                      • TheLordSavedMe
                        A young lady servicing the Lord
                        True Christian™
                        • Jun 2009
                        • 579

                        #12
                        Re: Hello.

                        Hi Firebird

                        This is a great place for learning about Jesus! I've learned soooo much here already!

                        Are you a Christian? I hope so, because you seem nice and I don't want Jesus to send you to Hell for not being a Christian.

                        Tammi


                        Girls, do you have embarrassing "problems" with your down there parts like I used to?
                        Reverend Jim Osborne can help!



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                        He is the Rock, his work is perfect: for all his ways are judgment: a God of truth and without iniquity, just and right is he. Deuteronomy 32-4

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                        • Firebird13
                          Confirmed Enemy of God
                          • Jan 2010
                          • 25

                          #13
                          Re: Hello.

                          I said that I am here to learn, not that I know. There's a huge difference.

                          I don't live with my father anymore, and I am a girl. And if i sold my car, i'd have no way to get to work. Or school for that matter.

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                          • Jerakk
                            Forum Member
                            Forum Member
                            • Dec 2009
                            • 178

                            #14
                            Re: Hello.

                            Originally posted by Firebird13 View Post
                            I said that I am here to learn, not that I know. There's a huge difference.

                            I don't live with my father anymore, and I am a girl. And if i sold my car, i'd have no way to get to work. Or school for that matter.
                            Jesus will provide.
                            Only 2 in all of history have died for freedom all over the world... Jesus Christ and the American soldier.

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                            • Bill Johnson
                              Unsaved trash
                              • Jan 2010
                              • 16

                              #15
                              Re: Hello.

                              Do you have a Firebird?

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