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  • Shallow-izer
    Foul Sinner on Moderation
    • Jun 2007
    • 214

    #16
    Re: Kupo?

    Oh!

    I remember this one time.

    I was like.

    "Duude.

    How do I experience the true power of Jesus?"


    Then I just closed my eyes, "opened up" and felt this AWESOME rush.

    Turns out I had gas.

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    • Old Iron Crotch
      SATAN'S FAVORITE BONIFIED PERVERT!
      • May 2007
      • 3056

      #17
      Re: Kupo?

      Originally posted by Sister Talitha View Post
      ENOUGH!!!

      This isn't a friends meeting place for you children to hang out.
      Get back talking about Jesus or I shall be forced to delete every Post that doesn't relate to Shalo'zier receiving Salvation.

      Ok, have it your way.
      Shalo, have which would you rather have?

      Rather have Jesus
      Last edited by Talitha; 06-21-2007, 09:23 PM. Reason: Profanity
      Now that Obama has won the election there will be big black cock for every white woman!!!

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      • WickedWitch
        Unsaved Canuck Who Longs to be Saved©
        CAUTION: Poster is Bi-Lingually curious
        • Jan 2007
        • 1366

        #18
        Re: Kupo?

        Originally posted by Dances with Joy View Post
        I never met a chocolate I didn't like. I've never met a cheese (or an alcohol) I didn't like. Except white chocolate, which isn't really chocolate, so it doesn't count.
        I like white chocolate, just in small amounts.
        Originally posted by Shalo'zier View Post
        Long live the sweet sweet goodness of dark chocolate..... And cheese!!

        And, as for the Haruhiism boys.....

        They don't shower. Icky! *Pinches her nose so as not to smell them*

        The lice will cause their downfall.....
        Indeed, and we shall stand there, in our biohazard suits, pointing and laughing at them! MWUA HA HA HA HAAAAAAAA!
        Originally posted by Sister Talitha View Post
        ENOUGH!!!

        This isn't a friends meeting place for you children to hang out.
        The INTRODUCTION forum isn't a place to meet people? That's an interesting idea, how'd you figure that?
        This space is reserved for posting KJV Scripture ONLY. --ADMIN

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        • Shallow-izer
          Foul Sinner on Moderation
          • Jun 2007
          • 214

          #19
          Re: Kupo?

          That looks like some AWESOME Tool CD artwork.

          Asside: Tool is playing in Toronto Sunday! But I didn't get tickets. So now I'm depressed. *Sigh.*

          *Back to the whole "Je-Zeus" thing.*

          Remember "Heart Shaped Box" by Nirvana? How's THAT for a portrayel of Je-Zeus?
          Last edited by Talitha; 06-21-2007, 09:25 PM. Reason: Profanity removed (from previous Post)

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          • The Jabba Master
            TRUE Star Wars fanboy™
            Forum Member
            • Jun 2007
            • 250

            #20
            Re: Kupo?

            Originally posted by The Jabba Master View Post
            *Looks at the Title of the thread* LONG LIVE THE MOOGLES!!

            Now Welcome Shalo'zier Welcome To the "Unsaved" or as i like to call it "The more sain then the "True Christan" side"
            Sorry just realized I Misspelled Moogle. I realy cant beleave i got that wrong seeing as im a Final Fantsy Fan
            Jedi are the guardians of peace in the galaxy.
            Jedi use their powers to defend and to protect.
            Jedi respect all life, in any form.
            Jedi serve others rather then ruling over them, for the good of the galaxy.
            Jedi seek to improve themselves through knowledge and training.

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            • Shallow-izer
              Foul Sinner on Moderation
              • Jun 2007
              • 214

              #21
              Re: Kupo?

              Originally posted by The Jabba Master View Post
              Sorry just realized I Misspelled Moogle. I realy cant beleave i got that wrong seeing as im a Final Fantsy Fan
              I'm not really a Final Fantasy fan, but I do love saying the word at random moments.

              And please, everyone. Call me "Shal"

              Because "Shalo" sounds too much like "Shallow."

              And I find that kind of offensive, given that I conduct myself with the utmost dignity.
              (Enough of me tooting my own horn.)

              :3

              I like pizza with blue cheese as a topping. Anyone else?

              I'm sure Je-Zeus would have liked it to.

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              • Brother Temperance
                Senior Usher
                True Christian™ missionary to the Unsaved Kingdom
                A very nice young man
                True Christian™
                • Sep 2006
                • 15621

                #22
                Re: Kupo?

                Originally posted by The Jabba Master View Post
                Sorry just realized I Misspelled Moogle. I realy cant beleave i got that wrong seeing as im a Final Fantsy Fan
                And I really can't believe you're still alive. How come you've not stuck a fork in a toaster yet, or taken your Star Wars fandom to the next level?
                Originally posted by Shalo'zier View Post
                And I find that kind of offensive, given that I conduct myself with the utmost dignity.
                So how do you reconcile "conducting yourself with the utmost dignity" with "being a tedious jackass"?
                O Lord our God, help us to tear their soldiers to bloody shreds with our shells; help us to cover their smiling fields with the pale forms of their patriot dead; help us to drown the thunder of the guns with the shrieks of their wounded, writhing in pain; help us to lay waste their humble homes with a hurricane of fire; help us to wring the hearts of their unoffending widows with unavailing grief; help us to turn them out roofless with little children to wander unfriended the wastes of their desolated land in rags and hunger and thirst, sports of the sun flames of summer and the icy winds of winter, broken in spirit, worn with travail, imploring Thee for the refuge of the grave and denied it--for our sakes who adore Thee, Lord, blast their hopes, blight their lives, protract their bitter pilgrimage, make heavy their steps, water their way with their tears, stain the white snow with the blood of their wounded feet! We ask it, in the spirit of love, of Him Who is the Source of Love, and Who is the ever-faithful refuge and friend of all that are sore beset and seek His aid with humble and contrite hearts. Amen.



                God being truth, justice, goodness, beauty, power, and life, man is falsehood, iniquity, evil, ugliness, impotence, and death. God being master, man is the slave. Incapable of finding justice, truth, and eternal life by his own effort, he can attain them only through a divine revelation... he who desires to worship God must harbor no childish illusions about the matter, but bravely renounce his liberty and humanity.

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                • Shallow-izer
                  Foul Sinner on Moderation
                  • Jun 2007
                  • 214

                  #23
                  Re: Kupo?

                  Originally posted by Brother Temperance View Post
                  And I really can't believe you're still alive. How come you've not stuck a fork in a toaster yet, or taken your Star Wars fandom to the next level?

                  So how do you reconcile "conducting yourself with the utmost dignity" with "being a tedious jackass"?
                  Was it not you who called me a bundle of sticks earlier?

                  "Let thee who hath no sin, cast the first stone."

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                  • Brother Temperance
                    Senior Usher
                    True Christian™ missionary to the Unsaved Kingdom
                    A very nice young man
                    True Christian™
                    • Sep 2006
                    • 15621

                    #24
                    Re: Kupo?

                    Originally posted by Shalo'zier View Post
                    "Let thee who hath no sin, cast the first stone."
                    1 John 3:9 Whosoever is born of God doth not commit sin; for his seed remaineth in him: and he cannot sin, because he is born of God.
                    Good thing I'm born again, eh?
                    O Lord our God, help us to tear their soldiers to bloody shreds with our shells; help us to cover their smiling fields with the pale forms of their patriot dead; help us to drown the thunder of the guns with the shrieks of their wounded, writhing in pain; help us to lay waste their humble homes with a hurricane of fire; help us to wring the hearts of their unoffending widows with unavailing grief; help us to turn them out roofless with little children to wander unfriended the wastes of their desolated land in rags and hunger and thirst, sports of the sun flames of summer and the icy winds of winter, broken in spirit, worn with travail, imploring Thee for the refuge of the grave and denied it--for our sakes who adore Thee, Lord, blast their hopes, blight their lives, protract their bitter pilgrimage, make heavy their steps, water their way with their tears, stain the white snow with the blood of their wounded feet! We ask it, in the spirit of love, of Him Who is the Source of Love, and Who is the ever-faithful refuge and friend of all that are sore beset and seek His aid with humble and contrite hearts. Amen.



                    God being truth, justice, goodness, beauty, power, and life, man is falsehood, iniquity, evil, ugliness, impotence, and death. God being master, man is the slave. Incapable of finding justice, truth, and eternal life by his own effort, he can attain them only through a divine revelation... he who desires to worship God must harbor no childish illusions about the matter, but bravely renounce his liberty and humanity.

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                    • Shallow-izer
                      Foul Sinner on Moderation
                      • Jun 2007
                      • 214

                      #25
                      Re: Kupo?

                      I also belive Adam and Eve were born of god. Look how that turned out.

                      OH!

                      And Satan.

                      Can't forget him.

                      Angels are, after all, God's Messengers.

                      He was born of God, but now is sweating in hell, praying for a Red Bull.

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