[Noah Dint]

Re: Hello from Canada

The Lord is testing me that i may remain Faithful to Him in the face of hipocrecy.

Before I (like the rest of the congregation already have) ignore you and move on to welcome some quality people to this board I must admit you have me a bit curious.

You said you have done some naughty things in the past, and your picture is showing your legs in a school girl outfit. You have pushed that you need to be spanked and seek a real man. Yes, I'm sure you can see where this is going. You have protrayed yourself as a naughty little school girl that needs the guidance of a man.

So my question to you is this....

What is a hipocrecy?

-ND

[James Hutchins]

Re: Hello from Canada

I shall let NO Man shake my Love and Faith in our Lord and Savior.
I know my heart and soul even more now. So I thank you! the mention that I am a snake makes an insurmountable anger raise in my heart. I know i can be saved because the Lord is telling me how very worng you are about me how I am a good and decent Woman of God.
Thank you for testing me and making me prove to myself that my Love of God can overcome all doubts!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Failure to properly use the caps key, punctuation errors, bad sentence structure. You really are a mental void, aren't you?

If you think being a loser proves your love for God, you really are messed up. As Brother Dint states, hypocrisy is truly your forte. You just better hope that God is able to forgive you and wants you in heaven, at least for the entertainment value.

[suzie83]

Re: Hello from Canada

I'm sorry but when did I say spanked???

[James Dewitt]

Re: Hello from Canada

No never
Although i have been with women and still have unclean thoughts about them and other men as well, I need a Godly man to beat these preverted thoughts from my sick little head!
I do want to serve God and a Man i know my purpose but these thoughts are so tempting........


Genesis 33:5
And he lifted up his eyes, and saw the women and the children; and said, Who are those with thee? And he said, The children which God hath graciously given thy servant.

Woman you have admitted to "being with another woman" We have shown you the path so salvation, yet you still question us. You are a God Mocker begone, evil temptress of Satan ! I cast you our, DEMON of Satan.

[Noah Dint]

Re: Hello from Canada

I need a Godly man to beat these preverted thoughts from my sick little head!

I am sorry mam. Perhaps I didn't understand your meaning. Was that not a "come along" line from a heathen slut?

Go peddle your wares elsewhere Whore of Babylon. We are not interested in your naughty little bits here.

Your original question pertained to your salvation. We have answered that. You are going to hell. Period.

-ND

[suzie83]

Re: Hello from Canada

Im confused what is mam??

Mam or MAM may refer to:

• Mam language, a Mayan language spoken in Guatemala
• Mam people, an indigenous Maya people in Guatemala
• Mam (Maya mythology), a reverential term for certain aged Maya deities.
• Mam, Azerbaijan, a village
• Mam Movies, a social outreach platform for Independent Filmmakers, based in Mumbai
• Mam Jokmok, Thai comedian
• "Mother", colloquially (sometimes) in several English-speaking countries such as the United Kingdom, Ireland, South Africa, Australia, New Zealand
• Isle of Mam, a phantom island
• Monoacetylmorphine, or MAM; one of two metabolites of heroin (either 3-MAM or 6-MAM) & an active opioid narcotic by itself

Which one of these are you refering to?

[Noah Dint]

Re: Hello from Canada

Im confused what is mam??


Mam or MAM may refer to:

• Mam language, a Mayan language spoken in Guatemala
• Mam people, an indigenous Maya people in Guatemala
• Mam (Maya mythology), a reverential term for certain aged Maya deities.
• Mam, Azerbaijan, a village
• Mam Movies, a social outreach platform for Independent Filmmakers, based in Mumbai
• Mam Jokmok, Thai comedian
• "Mother", colloquially (sometimes) in several English-speaking countries such as the United Kingdom, Ireland, South Africa, Australia, New Zealand
• Isle of Mam, a phantom island
• Monoacetylmorphine, or MAM; one of two metabolites of heroin (either 3-MAM or 6-MAM) & an active opioid narcotic by itself

Which one of these are you refering to?

In your case it is being used as a short case and abbreviation for mamarries which is a latin word that signifies a lack of intelligence.

-ND

[GodsApollyon]

Re: Hello from Canada

Don't worry Suzie, I'm sure you will be just fine. Don't listen to these old coots with their bronze age superstitions. Who can actually follow a book thats been translated numerous times by who knows? No god would ever expect someone to belive the writen word..it just doesn't make sense. I'm sure this god fellow loves you all the same, I mean how could he not with legs like that? You are a fine catch for any man, I mean, you work, you have an open mind and have no kids...what more could a man ask for. Just belive in yourself and what you know to be right and god will love you all the same.

"I like your Christ, but I do not like your Christians. Your Christians are so unlike your Christ."
-Mahatma Gandhi

[suzie83]

Re: Hello from Canada

Failure to properly use the caps key, punctuation errors, bad sentence structure. You really are a mental void, aren't you?

If you think being a loser proves your love for God, you really are messed up. As Brother Dint states, hypocrisy is truly your forte. You just better hope that God is able to forgive you and wants you in heaven, at least for the entertainment value.

Resorting to name calling?? i find it intresting when you cannot find error in my words you resort to picking apart sentence structure. Your castle of ignorance is shaking Brother. I will pray for you.

[Noah Dint]

Re: Hello from Canada

Don't worry Suzie, I'm sure you will be just fine. Don't listen to these old coots with their bronze age superstitions. Who can actually follow a book thats been translated numerous times by who knows? No god would ever expect someone to belive the writen word..it just doesn't make sense. I'm sure this god fellow loves you all the same, I mean how could he not with legs like that? You are a fine catch for any man, I mean, you work, you have an open mind and have no kids...what more could a man ask for. Just belive in yourself and what you know to be right and god will love you all the same.

"I like your Christ, but I do not like your Christians. Your Christians are so unlike your Christ."
-Mahatma Gandhi

Your first posting to our site would be to troll for tail?

Wow.

-ND

[suzie83]

Re: Hello from Canada

Don't worry Suzie, I'm sure you will be just fine. Don't listen to these old coots with their bronze age superstitions. Who can actually follow a book thats been translated numerous times by who knows? No god would ever expect someone to belive the writen word..it just doesn't make sense. I'm sure this god fellow loves you all the same, I mean how could he not with legs like that? You are a fine catch for any man, I mean, you work, you have an open mind and have no kids...what more could a man ask for. Just belive in yourself and what you know to be right and god will love you all the same.

"I like your Christ, but I do not like your Christians. Your Christians are so unlike your Christ."
-Mahatma Gandhi

Thank you for your Beautiful words and heart! My God accepts everyone I am so sad theirs does not!

[GodsApollyon]

Re: Hello from Canada

Haha, yes thats exactally it, trolling for tail on a satire website hahaha, so if I don't call her names I'm trying to pick her up? Sorry but I'm just trying to give some support to someone who is just trying to find some.

[Noah Dint]

Re: Hello from Canada

someone who is just trying to find some.

Freudian slip?

Both of you kids are in the wrong school yard.

-ND

[suzie83]

Re: Hello from Canada

Freudian slip?

Both of you kids are in the wrong school yard.

-ND

Maybe you should take the time and the eyes God gave you to read the entire post? i have been accused of taking things out on context and it is the hieght of HYPOCRISY that you do the same!

[James Dewitt]

Re: Hello from Canada

Don't worry Suzie, I'm sure you will be just fine. Don't listen to these old coots with their bronze age superstitions. Who can actually follow a book thats been translated numerous times by who knows? No god would ever expect someone to belive the writen word..it just doesn't make sense. I'm sure this god fellow loves you all the same, I mean how could he not with legs like that? You are a fine catch for any man, I mean, you work, you have an open mind and have no kids...what more could a man ask for. Just belive in yourself and what you know to be right and god will love you all the same.

"I like your Christ, but I do not like your Christians. Your Christians are so unlike your Christ."
-Mahatma Gandhi

WE True Christians(TM) obied by the Word of God. We live our days the way God intended for ALL of US to live. How dare you come to this, Gods favorite Church and spout off with Blasphemous talk. Who are you to speak of God's will, let alone preach of His Word.