Hello from Canada

[suzie83]

Hello i have enjoyed reading your forums for some time and thought it time to introduce myself.
I am 26, Unmarried, and work full-time
I am unsaved and have had a life full of sin, is my soul in danger?
please help!!

[James Hutchins]

Re: Hello from Canada

Yes, you are a dried up spinster, what is so horrible about you no man is interested in you?

Though Calgary is a heathen city. Have you not considered being smuggled across the border. You could get a job making ice skates or gloves.

[suzie83]

Re: Hello from Canada

I have no clue how to make ice skates or gloves but that would be a great skill to know you are very right. I have often thought of leaving Calgary to move to America if i would beso lucky to be allowed to livein God's Country.
I need be saved so I can become worthy of a True Christian man.

[Cranky Old Man]

Re: Hello from Canada

I need be saved so I can become worthy of a True Christian man.

Did you read the Bible cover to cover yet?

[Rev. Jim Osborne]

Re: Hello from Canada

There are a variety of reasons why a young woman such as you would be unmarried at such a late age. If you've been dallying around with unsaved men, they probably are just interested in one-night stands and using you as a slut, particularily if they are canucks. Likewise, if you've been trying for Saved(r) men, they're probably too repulsed by your harlotry, lack of domestic skills, and your advanced age. Also, you might be ugly.

So, you are kind of stuck between a rock and a hard place. The best thing for you to do then is accept Jesus Christ as your Lord and Savior, then hit the meat market. You need to transform yourself first. Only then can you attract a True Christian(tm) husband to provide for you and fill your quiver full of bouncy babies.

[suzie83]

Re: Hello from Canada

No i dont own a bible can i listen to it on CD?

[Ezekiel Bathfire]

Re: Hello from Canada

26 and unmarried… and no picture for an avatar… What’s a man to think? More to the point, what’s your father doing? Why hasn’t he had any offers for you?

If you really do have a face like a wolverine’s ass, your father could always add a financial enhancement. No one is that awful. (I know, I had a lot of trouble with Agnes, my 5th daughter.)

[Cranky Old Man]

Re: Hello from Canada

No i dont own a bible can i listen to it on CD?

Sure, you can get that here: http://www.audiotreasure.com/indexKJV.htm. Or just go here: http://kingjbible.com and read it online.

[suzie83]

Re: Hello from Canada

I have tried to post a picture but being that i am an unintelligent woman i have not been able to load one. My father is living as a heathen hippie in the woods of New Brunswick i have not spoken to him in 6 years as he does not own a phone. I need a man in my life to teach me Godly ways!

[Cranky Old Man]

Re: Hello from Canada

I have tried to post a picture but being that i am an unintelligent woman i have not been able to load one. My father is living as a heathen hippie in the woods of New Brunswick i have not spoken to him in 6 years as he does not own a phone. I need a man in my life to teach me Godly ways!

Do you visit a proper Church each Sunday? Are you studying your Bible? If you do those things, Jesus might bless you with a nice husband.

[Ezekiel Bathfire]

Re: Hello from Canada

I have tried to post a picture but being that i am an unintelligent woman i have not been able to load one.[...]

I'll pray that Jesus enables you to find a picture and upload it.

[suzie83]

Re: Hello from Canada

I have started to attend the Western Baptist Church of Calgary with the Amazing Pastor Michael Martin.

Peter 1:23 "Being born again, not of corruptible seed, but of incorruptible, by the word of God, which liveth and abideth for ever." KJV

[James Dewitt]

Re: Hello from Canada

I have started to attend the Western Baptist Church of Calgary with the Amazing Pastor Michael Martin.

Peter 1:23 "Being born again, not of corruptible seed, but of incorruptible, by the word of God, which liveth and abideth for ever." KJV

You are on the Path now Suzie, you need to accept Jesus and get Saved(c). Then find a Husband and make a whole lot of little Christian Soldiers, Jesus is waiting.

[suzie83]

Re: Hello from Canada

I have started to feel close to the Lord buti still have wicked thoughts, how do i cast these from my mind? i have lived a life full of sin and i am afraid i will never be able to cleanse my dirty soul!!!!

[Cranky Old Man]

Re: Hello from Canada

I have started to feel close to the Lord buti still have wicked thoughts, how do i cast these from my mind? i have lived a life full of sin and i am afraid i will never be able to cleanse my dirty soul!!!!

Yes you can. But you need the Bible and time. Lots of time. Hurry!