[Mistress Cookie]

Re: Hello Brothers and Sisters!

Mistress Cookie there should clearly be more women like you in our failing world! Just from your sincerity I can tell you must be one of the few great women among us. As for spinster aunts, no, I have none. All of my aunts were properly married at the appropriate times. I do have three sisters but two are younger and I feel that they should spend their time learning to be good women with our mother while my third sister is already engaged.

I think The Lord™ may be challenging us to be creative with getting you properly situated in your first independent household, as you undertake The Lord™s work.

I wonder if you might want to adopt an older, orphaned girlchild from somewhere, someone who has no family or friends to look after her. Laws are less restrictive about the unmarried adopting these days.

Of course, you might have to go through the time and trouble of introducing her to True Christianity™ and training her in God™s and your expectations...but if you do it right and open her heart to Jesus (as he Appears through you), you will have earned a lifetime of gratitute and devotion from her.

Perhaps this route is something to consider?

[LoveisUniversal]

Re: Hello Brothers and Sisters!

Excellent obervation, Brother Gabriel.

Might I suggest ILoveGod (assuming it is not already taken) or GodIsNum1ToMe

I have been looking to change my name to one of your suggestions, but couldn't find a way. Then I looked in the FAQ and read that you have to specifically request to have your name changed, and for a good reason. What do you think my chances are?

[Cranky Old Man]

Re: Hello Brothers and Sisters!

What do you think my chances are?

I think they depend on how nicely you ask.

[Soldier John]

Re: Hello Brothers and Sisters!

Wow, it has been a while. Sorry for the delay in responding everyone

Hm, are you ever going to stop courting LoveisUniversal (hormones?) and answer my question? You father apparently failed to learn you to respect your elders.

Sir, I am very sorry about not getting to this earlier. There is no blame with my father on raising me, the fault is mine. I enjoy riffles and shot guns. I usually stick with a good .22. When we go deer hunting I like using my compound. I find that it takes more skill, you know what I mean? Plus I would rather pull out an arrow over searching for the bullet any day. What do you like to use?

[Soldier John]

Re: Hello Brothers and Sisters!

I think The Lord™ may be challenging us to be creative with getting you properly situated in your first independent household, as you undertake The Lord™s work.

I wonder if you might want to adopt an older, orphaned girlchild from somewhere, someone who has no family or friends to look after her. Laws are less restrictive about the unmarried adopting these days.

Of course, you might have to go through the time and trouble of introducing her to True Christianity™ and training her in God™s and your expectations...but if you do it right and open her heart to Jesus (as he Appears through you), you will have earned a lifetime of gratitute and devotion from her.

Perhaps this route is something to consider?

Mistress Cookie you must be an angel! I wish you and my mother could meet, I'm sure you would be friends. I don't know how to even go about adopting a young woman though. Additionally, I'm not sure about going through the stress and trouble of properly educating a woman, with no foundations, about the love of Jesus especially while going through school. I don't suppose you have any other good ideas though? Maybe a confused Baptist girl, someone-on-here's unwanted daughter, etc? I'm ok with redirecting a saved woman's path, but creating it and going to school just seems like too much to me. Really, any thoughts would be helpful.

[SayvedByTheLord]

Re: Hello Brothers and Sisters!

Mistress Cookie you must be an angel! I wish you and my mother could meet, I'm sure you would be friends. I don't know how to even go about adopting a young woman though. Additionally, I'm not sure about going through the stress and trouble of properly educating a woman, with no foundations, about the love of Jesus especially while going through school. I don't suppose you have any other good ideas though? Maybe a confused Baptist girl, someone-on-here's unwanted daughter, etc? I'm ok with redirecting a saved woman's path, but creating it and going to school just seems like too much to me. Really, any thoughts would be helpful.

Mistress Cookie is indeed an angel, I cannot offer an opinion on your mother.

Women in general are stressful creatures that we as True Christian™ men must unfortunately endure in order to create more Soldiers for Christ©.

As for your quest, there are options that I will not bring up on this Godly Forum™. I have heard rumors that the white slavery market still exists somewhere.

[Cranky Old Man]

Re: Hello Brothers and Sisters!

Wow, it has been a while. Sorry for the delay in responding everyone. Sir, I am very sorry about not getting to this earlier.

No problem John. Glad you are back.

What do you like to use?

The last few years I mostly used a Smith and Wesson 500 Mag Hunter. It's an amazing gun for some serious hunting, I almost never miss with it and there is nothing it can't kill in a single shot.

[Soldier John]

Re: Hello Brothers and Sisters!

The last few years I mostly used a Smith and Wesson 500 Mag Hunter. It's an amazing gun for some serious hunting, I almost never miss with it and there is nothing it can't kill in a single shot.

Sir it is great to be back
I have never even had the opportunity to shoot something so powerful! Are you going to be at the Landover Bible and Gun Camp Summer Jamboree?

[Cranky Old Man]

Re: Hello Brothers and Sisters!

Are you going to be at the Landover Bible and Gun Camp Summer Jamboree?

Most certainly. I am one of the instructors there. Several of my grandsons are going as well, including the one who recently recovered from shooting himself in his foot.

Nothing like a good hunt followed by a great meal: Proverbs 12:27 "The slothful man roasteth not that which he took in hunting: but the substance of a diligent man is precious."

[theonetheonlyme]

Re: Hello Brothers and Sisters!

i think this name is vary nice. it says "love can be found all over the world, will all kinds of people because god is is everyone", but if you are going to change it keep the theam going because it is just lovely

[BelieverInGod]

Re: Hello Brothers and Sisters!

i think this name is vary nice. it says "love can be found all over the world, will all kinds of people because god is is everyone", but if you are going to change it keep the theam going because it is just lovely

Do you have scripture that backs up this statement?