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  • GracieofGod
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    • Jan 2010
    • 10
    #1

    So Happy to be here!!

    Hello Brothers and Sisters,
    I would like to introduce myself, my name is Grace I live in Iowa and read the bible everyday. My favorite quote is-

    James 1:12
    Blessed is the man that endureth temptation: for when he is tried, he shall receive the crown of life, which the Lord hath promised to them that love him.

    Although I have many others that I love, I find this one helps keep me on the path of righteousness. I strive to be a better Christian everyday.
    James 1:12

    Blessed is the man that endureth temptation: for when he is tried, he shall receive the crown of life, which the Lord hath promised to them that love him.
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    • TheLordSavedMe
      A young lady servicing the Lord
      True Christian™
      • Jun 2009
      • 579
      #2
      Re: So Happy to be here!!

      Hi Gracie!

      That is a cool Bible passage! I like it almost as much as my signature.

      Make sure you capitalize Bible when you're on these boards. God gets mad if you don't show Him respect by using capital letters when you talk about Him, Jesus, and the Bible!

      Tammi


      Girls, do you have embarrassing "problems" with your down there parts like I used to?       Reverend Jim Osborne can help!


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      He is the Rock, his work is perfect: for all his ways are judgment: a God of truth and without iniquity, just and right is he. Deuteronomy 32-4

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        • Cranky Old Man
          Trying to out-Methuselah Methuselah
          You kids get off his lawn!
           
          • Jan 2010
          • 22380
          #3
          Re: So Happy to be here!!

          Hello Grace, did your husband give you permission to post here?
          5 Reasons why GOD HATES WOMEN!
          To most "Christians" The Bible is like a license agreement. They just scroll to the bottom and click "I agree". All those "Christians" will burn in Hell!
          James 2:10 "For whosoever shall keep the whole law, and yet offend in one point, he is guilty of all."

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            • Talitha
              Deaconess
              Gracious, genteel, kind, tender, and warm True Christian™ Sister
              True Christian™
              • Jul 2026
              • 15118
              #4
              Re: So Happy to be here!!

              Welcome Gracie.
              It's nice to see another young Lady filled with the Love of Jesus Christ.

              Sister Talitha

              Markswoman, Circumcisionist, Platinum Tither.


              HE took the damsel by the hand, and said unto her, Talitha Cumi; which is,
              being interpreted, Damsel, I say unto thee, arise!...Mark 5:41


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                • GracieofGod
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                  • Jan 2010
                  • 10
                  #5
                  Re: So Happy to be here!!

                  Hello Tammi,

                  Thank you so much for the correction! Your signature is very beautiful too. I am so happy to have found such a great website for God.
                  James 1:12

                  Blessed is the man that endureth temptation: for when he is tried, he shall receive the crown of life, which the Lord hath promised to them that love him.

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                    • Professor Bessemer
                      Professor of Creation Science at Landover University
                      Certified Ex-Gay Program Graduate
                      Darwin's Worst Nightmare
                      True Christian™
                      • May 2009
                      • 2952
                      #6
                      Re: So Happy to be here!!

                      Welcome Grace! You seem like a lovely young lady. Jesus has brought you to our forum for a reason, I am certain of it! Are you saved already or are you striving to pull yourself out of a life of sin and debauchery?

                      Either way, this is the place for you. And if you are a disgusting sinner, please tell us all about your horrible life. Do not leave out a single, sordid detail. The Lord cannot forgive a sin that is hidden.

                      Unburden yourself dear, let it all out. We are here for you! If you happen to be saved, that is fine too I guess.
                      Professor of Creation Science and Flood Geology at Landover Baptist University


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                      Sodomites! Stop being gay TODAY!

                      Wherefore lay apart all filthiness and superfluity of naughtiness, and receive with meekness the engrafted word, which is able to save your souls. James 1:21

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                        • GOD=life
                          WARNING: Do not attempt to debate. You will lose horribly.
                          True Christian™
                          • Jan 2010
                          • 3263
                          #7
                          Re: So Happy to be here!!

                          Originally posted by GracieofGod View Post
                          Hello Brothers and Sisters,
                          I would like to introduce myself, my name is Grace I live in Iowa and read the Bible
                          Welcome Gracie! Mind the caps though!
                          I take my orders from Jesus H. Christ, supernatural born US citizen

                          Be wary of false Kumbaya Christians who use a highlighter and scissors to read the Bible. God wants us to read the lines, not between the lines. False Christians will go to Hell:
                          Matthew 7:22                           Many will say to me in that day, Lord, Lord, have we not prophesied in thy name? and in thy name have cast out devils? and in thy name done many wonderful works?
                          Matthew 7:23 And then will I profess unto them, I never knew you: depart from me, ye that work iniquity.

                          Asking a Christian to prove God exists is like asking him to prove his phone rings because yours doesn't. Make that call yourself! Dial 0800-get-on-your-knees-and-pray.

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                            • GracieofGod
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                              • Jan 2010
                              • 10
                              #8
                              Re: So Happy to be here!!

                              I am too young to be married, although my Father and Mother have read this site and have given their blessing that i might join and learn more about the Lord.
                              James 1:12

                              Blessed is the man that endureth temptation: for when he is tried, he shall receive the crown of life, which the Lord hath promised to them that love him.

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                                • Cranky Old Man
                                  Trying to out-Methuselah Methuselah
                                  You kids get off his lawn!
                                   
                                  • Jan 2010
                                  • 22380
                                  #9
                                  Re: So Happy to be here!!

                                  Originally posted by GracieofGod View Post
                                  I am too young to be married, although my Father and Mother have read this site and have given their blessing that i might join and learn more about the Lord.
                                  What has your mother to do with that?
                                  5 Reasons why GOD HATES WOMEN!
                                  To most "Christians" The Bible is like a license agreement. They just scroll to the bottom and click "I agree". All those "Christians" will burn in Hell!
                                  James 2:10 "For whosoever shall keep the whole law, and yet offend in one point, he is guilty of all."

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                                    • TheLordSavedMe
                                      A young lady servicing the Lord
                                      True Christian™
                                      • Jun 2009
                                      • 579
                                      #10
                                      Re: So Happy to be here!!

                                      Originally posted by GracieofGod View Post
                                      Hello Tammi,

                                      Thank you so much for the correction! Your signature is very beautiful too. I am so happy to have found such a great website for God.
                                      You're welcome!

                                      And you're right, this place is the BEST website for God I've ever been too!

                                      How old are you? Do you have a boyfriend? If you do, I hope you're being a good girl, if you know what I mean!

                                      Tammi


                                      Girls, do you have embarrassing "problems" with your down there parts like I used to?                                       Reverend Jim Osborne can help!


                                      sigpic

                                      He is the Rock, his work is perfect: for all his ways are judgment: a God of truth and without iniquity, just and right is he. Deuteronomy 32-4

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                                        • GracieofGod
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                                          Under Investigation
                                          • Jan 2010
                                          • 10
                                          #11
                                          Re: So Happy to be here!!

                                          Nothing at all Sir, I apologize. My Father made the choice to allow me on this website. My Mother simply read over the site and agreed with her husband (as is expected).
                                          James 1:12

                                          Blessed is the man that endureth temptation: for when he is tried, he shall receive the crown of life, which the Lord hath promised to them that love him.

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                                            • James Hutchins
                                              True Christian™
                                              Just a Regular Nice Guy
                                               
                                              • Jun 2009
                                              • 29453
                                              #12
                                              Re: So Happy to be here!!

                                              This place sounds like a hen house!
                                              Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
                                              Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
                                              Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
                                              Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
                                              Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
                                              Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.

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                                                • Professor Bessemer
                                                  Professor of Creation Science at Landover University
                                                  Certified Ex-Gay Program Graduate
                                                  Darwin's Worst Nightmare
                                                  True Christian™
                                                  • May 2009
                                                  • 2952
                                                  #13
                                                  Re: So Happy to be here!!

                                                  So am I to understand from your silence on the topics I broached that you have led a sin-free life dear? If so, kudos to you! If not, please reveal your transgressions so that the True Christians™ (and Jesus too of course) on this Godly board may forgive you.
                                                  Professor of Creation Science and Flood Geology at Landover Baptist University


                                                  sigpic

                                                  Sodomites! Stop being gay TODAY!

                                                  Wherefore lay apart all filthiness and superfluity of naughtiness, and receive with meekness the engrafted word, which is able to save your souls. James 1:21

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                                                    • Cranky Old Man
                                                      Trying to out-Methuselah Methuselah
                                                      You kids get off his lawn!
                                                       
                                                      • Jan 2010
                                                      • 22380
                                                      #14
                                                      Re: So Happy to be here!!

                                                      Originally posted by GracieofGod View Post
                                                      Nothing at all Sir, I apologize. My Father made the choice to allow me on this website. My Mother simply read over the site and agreed with her husband (as is expected).
                                                      You seem like a nice girl Gracie. Your father has raised you well it seems.
                                                      5 Reasons why GOD HATES WOMEN!
                                                      To most "Christians" The Bible is like a license agreement. They just scroll to the bottom and click "I agree". All those "Christians" will burn in Hell!
                                                      James 2:10 "For whosoever shall keep the whole law, and yet offend in one point, he is guilty of all."

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                                                        • GracieofGod
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                                                          Under Investigation
                                                          • Jan 2010
                                                          • 10
                                                          #15
                                                          Re: So Happy to be here!!

                                                          I am 15 years old. I am home schooled with my brothers by our Mother and I don't have a boyfriend. I am not allowed to date . The boys in my town do not follow the Lord as they should .
                                                          How old are you Sister? How long have you been on this beautiful website?? Are there any youth clubs that you can recommend?
                                                          James 1:12

                                                          Blessed is the man that endureth temptation: for when he is tried, he shall receive the crown of life, which the Lord hath promised to them that love him.

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