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  • James Hutchins
    True Christian™
    Just a Regular Nice Guy
     
    • Jun 2009
    • 29453
    #31
    Re: So Happy to be here!!

    Originally posted by Capt. A. Portway View Post
    Gracie,
    You are indeed a wonderful young lady. Your posts are polite, and I truly believe you are on the path to being Saved. So often, we get loud-mouthed harlots that think they know everything here on our Holy boards, especially when they are from Canada.

    But you are different altogether. I know you are below the age of consent, so I would need your father's permission to court you.

    If I meet with his approval, I would be delighted to call upon you some evening in the near future.

    Aaron
    Brother Portway, That is awfully nice of you to offer to do the vetting process. Be sure to do the standard stuff like IP checking, name verification, you know, the complete DoF dossier. Being she is on the young side, we must be absolutely sure the "t's" are crossed and the "i's" dotted, especially after that incident last spring.

    I just know she is true blue!
    Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
    Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
    Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
    Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
    Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
    Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.

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