[True Disciple]

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I have no desire to talk seriously with you lot anymore. I woud have to be crazy to do so, and expect rational responses.

Begone, demon! In the Name Of Christ™, I command thee, leave the body of satan's favorite holeboy,and torment this poor soul no longer! Never again make him lust after other men, and never again make him ramble such incoherent foolishness. Leave him alone, that he may find his sanity again, to accept Christ. Begone, and never return! In the Name of Christ™!

Amen.

[Paul Jeffery]

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OK, Holeboy, so you like attention. That much you've managed to make crystal clear. I haven't read the entire transcript of all your posts yet, but don't really feel it necessary for me to see that you seem to have some sort of beef with Jesus and with those of us who've chosen to live forever in Heaven with Him.

So what (and I do apologize for coming in so late here) exactly IS your beef with Jesus?

[Cranky Old Man]

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I have no desire to talk seriously with you lot anymore. I woud have to be crazy to do so, and expect rational responses.

We can be very rational, as long as you are also rational. And we are always serious.

[satan's favorite holeboy]

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So please, behave yourself, and maybe we can talk seriously again.

I have no desire to talk seriously with you lot anymore. I woud have to be crazy to do so, and expect rational responses.

[True Disciple]

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yeah bro, cuz anyone with any level of intelligence would make the username of "satans favorite holeboy"... The only reason that is my username is because your beloved pastor zeke was insecure enough with our interaction, that he felt it was necessary

I've seen what your original username was. It was even more directly insulting to us, as you showed your disregard of our opinions by ridiculizing us with it.
So please, behave yourself, and maybe we can talk seriously again.

[satan's favorite holeboy]

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Your approach is ineffective in several respects:
1. Your username glorifies both Satan and sodomy. This is inappropriate for a Christian forum. You won't get a good conversation if you start off with insulting us.

yeah bro, cuz anyone with any level of intelligence would make the username of "satans favorite holeboy"... The only reason that is my username is because your beloved pastor zeke was insecure enough with our interaction, that he felt it was necessary

[Cranky Old Man]

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I did learn one thing though. I DO need to fear religion. Mostly because it creates and molds people into monsters like yourselves.

You prefer atheists who can do whatever they want, no matter how evil?

[True Disciple]

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I created a username to attempt to make conversation and screw with you all and ask questions. The responses I received amazed me btw. Overall, this was an interesting experience.

Your approach is ineffective in several respects:
1. Your username glorifies both Satan and sodomy. This is inappropriate for a Christian forum. You won't get a good conversation if you start off with insulting us.
2. This is a worship forum, not a debate forum, so we aren't really that much interested in your attempts to prove us wrong.
3. If you want the conversation to be of any use, than just listen to what we have to say, and don't contradict us.

I did learn one thing though. I DO need to fear religion. Mostly because it creates and molds people into monsters like yourselves.

That's your perspective. It only means that you're too much of a sissyboy to ever become a True Christian(tm).
We are God-worshipping, neighbour-loving, hellfire-warning Christians, if we are too extreme for you, than the Bible and God are too extreme for you. Enjoy Hell, I would say.

[satan's favorite holeboy]

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Dear Godmocking Whore;

Thank you for taking the time out of your busy schedule of worshiping satan and being spreading your legs for anyone with a dollar to post this hateful message. The Holy Bible tells us that we are actually Blessed by your persecution! Thanks for proving that we're right.



Enjoy hell. I know that Jesus and I can't wait to watch you burn in hell for all eternity. Oh, how we'll laugh at you as you scream in agony! Shout Glory!!

YIC,

--Pastor Ezekiel

ok well... good luck with that

[Pastor Ezekiel]

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No, I don't worship Satan. I don't worship anything really. I have studied religions intently, and have chosen none.
I am simply here because I read an excerpt from a thread, and I had to find this place. Upon doing so I discovered how you people are so utterly insane, and it both scared and entertained me. I created a username to attempt to make conversation and screw with you all and ask questions. The responses I received amazed me btw. Overall, this was an interesting experience.

I did learn one thing though. I DO need to fear religion. Mostly because it creates and molds people into monsters like yourselves.

Dear Godmocking Whore;

Thank you for taking the time out of your busy schedule of worshiping satan and being spreading your legs for anyone with a dollar to post this hateful message. The Holy Bible tells us that we are actually Blessed by your persecution! Thanks for proving that we're right.

Matthew 5:10 Blessed are they which are persecuted for righteousness' sake: for theirs is the kingdom of heaven.
5:11 Blessed are ye, when men shall revile you, and persecute you, and shall say all manner of evil against you falsely, for my sake.
5:12 Rejoice, and be exceeding glad: for great is your reward in heaven: for so persecuted they the prophets which were before you.

Enjoy hell. I know that Jesus and I can't wait to watch you burn in hell for all eternity. Oh, how we'll laugh at you as you scream in agony! Shout Glory!!

YIC,

--Pastor Ezekiel

[satan's favorite holeboy]

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At least you admit to worshiping Satan. May be if you are lucky Satan won't make you be the woman all the time


No go away God Mocker and enjoy HELL

No, I don't worship Satan. I don't worship anything really. I have studied religions intently, and have chosen none.
I am simply here because I read an excerpt from a thread, and I had to find this place. Upon doing so I discovered how you people are so utterly insane, and it both scared and entertained me. I created a username to attempt to make conversation and screw with you all and ask questions. The responses I received amazed me btw. Overall, this was an interesting experience.

I did learn one thing though. I DO need to fear religion. Mostly because it creates and molds people into monsters like yourselves.

[James Dewitt]

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Yeah Yeah I'm still the same old Izzy! Let's not point fingers here or place blame, but Satan IS my backdoor man, but at least I have been faithful

At least you admit to worshiping Satan. May be if you are lucky Satan won't make you be the woman all the time


No go away God Mocker and enjoy HELL

[satan's favorite holeboy]

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Is that you Izzy, I love your new name. Do you really think it is best for you to give advice? After all Satan is your back door man!

Yeah Yeah I'm still the same old Izzy! Let's not point fingers here or place blame, but Satan IS my backdoor man, but at least I have been faithful

[James Dewitt]

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OOOOOHHHHHH BURRNED!!

Get used to it dinosaur man, there's a lot of fire where you're going

Is that you Izzy, I love your new name. Do you really think it is best for you to give advice? After all Satan is your back door man!

[Levi Jones]

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I enjoy reading what they say while they make themselves the laughing stalks of religion.

I knew it! The insane scientists have created a human/corn hybrid stalk that laughs.

Everything my brother Benji tells me turns out to be true.