[satan's favorite holeboy]

Re: Time for my intro

I am sure you have notice how many criminals turn you Jesus once incarcerated. Then they leave prison and lead productive lives.

What happened to calling me Izzy? I liked that name.

Weird story about ex-cons: I used to work with one, and he found Jesus in jail. The problem is that he was roman catholic He was my age, and trying to save me at work one day, and I didn't want to hear his lies. I Kindly explained this to him, and he pulled a knife on me. Productive? Truly saved? I guess some people think they have been saved, but their ego is SOO out of whack that they believe whatever they are doing is Jesus' plan, when they are really doing the work of the

Come to think about it, do his actions mean that he could be possessed by Lucifer? He does work in scary ways you know...

[DinosaurBeliever]

Re: Time for my intro

Isn't this someone's intro page?

Shouldn't you move this argument elsewhere instead of disrespecting his page?

[satan's favorite holeboy]

Re: Time for my intro

Isn't this someone's intro page?

Shouldn't you move this argument elsewhere instead of disrespecting his page?

No I just kinda decided to take it over. I figured why bother moving it when the few people I actually want to talk to here know where I am and people like you would hopefully not bother me.

You believe in dinosaurs?? They don't take kindly to that around here... You do know that dinosaur fossils were put in place by menacing heathens, don't you?

[DinosaurBeliever]

Re: Time for my intro

No I just kinda decided to take it over. I figured why bother moving it when the few people I actually want to talk to here know where I am and people like you would hopefully not bother me.

You believe in dinosaurs?? They don't take kindly to that around here... You do know that dinosaur fossils were put in place by menacing heathens, don't you?

Yeah, I noticed they don't take too kindly to people who aren't just like them.

[satan's favorite holeboy]

Re: Time for my intro

Yeah, I noticed they don't take too kindly to people who aren't just like them.

So why are you still here then?

[Levi Jones]

Re: Time for my intro

You do know that dinosaur fossils were put in place by menacing heathens, don't you?

No, silly. They were put there by Jesus for the heathens to play a cosmic hide-and-seek game.

Our Lord has a wonderful sense of humor.

[DinosaurBeliever]

Re: Time for my intro

So why are you still here then?

I enjoy reading what they say while they make themselves the laughing stalks of religion.

[James Dewitt]

Re: Time for my intro

Isn't this someone's intro page?

Shouldn't you move this argument elsewhere instead of disrespecting his page?

And yet you have not created your very own introduction page.

[satan's favorite holeboy]

Re: Time for my intro

And yet you have not created your very own introduction page.

OOOOOHHHHHH BURRNED!!

Get used to it dinosaur man, there's a lot of fire where you're going

[Levi Jones]

Re: Time for my intro

I enjoy reading what they say while they make themselves the laughing stalks of religion.

I knew it! The insane scientists have created a human/corn hybrid stalk that laughs.

Everything my brother Benji tells me turns out to be true.

[James Dewitt]

Re: Time for my intro

OOOOOHHHHHH BURRNED!!

Get used to it dinosaur man, there's a lot of fire where you're going

Is that you Izzy, I love your new name. Do you really think it is best for you to give advice? After all Satan is your back door man!

[satan's favorite holeboy]

Re: Time for my intro

Is that you Izzy, I love your new name. Do you really think it is best for you to give advice? After all Satan is your back door man!

Yeah Yeah I'm still the same old Izzy! Let's not point fingers here or place blame, but Satan IS my backdoor man, but at least I have been faithful

[James Dewitt]

Re: Time for my intro

Yeah Yeah I'm still the same old Izzy! Let's not point fingers here or place blame, but Satan IS my backdoor man, but at least I have been faithful

At least you admit to worshiping Satan. May be if you are lucky Satan won't make you be the woman all the time


No go away God Mocker and enjoy HELL

[satan's favorite holeboy]

Re: Time for my intro

At least you admit to worshiping Satan. May be if you are lucky Satan won't make you be the woman all the time


No go away God Mocker and enjoy HELL

No, I don't worship Satan. I don't worship anything really. I have studied religions intently, and have chosen none.
I am simply here because I read an excerpt from a thread, and I had to find this place. Upon doing so I discovered how you people are so utterly insane, and it both scared and entertained me. I created a username to attempt to make conversation and screw with you all and ask questions. The responses I received amazed me btw. Overall, this was an interesting experience.

I did learn one thing though. I DO need to fear religion. Mostly because it creates and molds people into monsters like yourselves.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: Time for my intro

No, I don't worship Satan. I don't worship anything really. I have studied religions intently, and have chosen none.
I am simply here because I read an excerpt from a thread, and I had to find this place. Upon doing so I discovered how you people are so utterly insane, and it both scared and entertained me. I created a username to attempt to make conversation and screw with you all and ask questions. The responses I received amazed me btw. Overall, this was an interesting experience.

I did learn one thing though. I DO need to fear religion. Mostly because it creates and molds people into monsters like yourselves.

Dear Godmocking Whore;

Thank you for taking the time out of your busy schedule of worshiping satan and being spreading your legs for anyone with a dollar to post this hateful message. The Holy Bible tells us that we are actually Blessed by your persecution! Thanks for proving that we're right.

Matthew 5:10 Blessed are they which are persecuted for righteousness' sake: for theirs is the kingdom of heaven.
5:11 Blessed are ye, when men shall revile you, and persecute you, and shall say all manner of evil against you falsely, for my sake.
5:12 Rejoice, and be exceeding glad: for great is your reward in heaven: for so persecuted they the prophets which were before you.

Enjoy hell. I know that Jesus and I can't wait to watch you burn in hell for all eternity. Oh, how we'll laugh at you as you scream in agony! Shout Glory!!

YIC,

--Pastor Ezekiel