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  • Cranky Old Man
    Trying to out-Methuselah Methuselah
    You kids get off his lawn!
     
    • Jan 2010
    • 22380

    #16
    Re: Aspiring Baptist calls out!

    The "Retarded Idiot visits LBC Fast Track™".

    Step #1 it all begins promising:

    Originally posted by NewlySaved View Post
    I have opened my heart to Jesus Christ and accepted him as my savior.
    Step #2 kaboom, it goes down the drain:

    Originally posted by NewlySaved View Post
    I disagree with Jesus
    Step #3 it gets silly:

    Originally posted by NewlySaved View Post
    Question: Did God marry Mary in the Baptist church? Wasn't Mary married to Joseph? My father also has 2 other sons, my half brothers. Much like Jesus has brothers and sisters. Is he a part of an illegitimate family?
    Step #4 (this one might take a while, he has to die first):

    5 Reasons why GOD HATES WOMEN!
    To most "Christians" The Bible is like a license agreement. They just scroll to the bottom and click "I agree". All those "Christians" will burn in Hell!
    James 2:10 "For whosoever shall keep the whole law, and yet offend in one point, he is guilty of all."

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    • Oakland "Reb" Griner
      True Christian™
      True Christian™
      • Jun 2009
      • 2241

      #17
      Re: Aspiring Baptist calls out!

      I highly encourage other Catholics to renounce their Catholicism, repudiate their vile sacraments, reject the abominable Catholic idolatry, and castigate the foul Pope as the boy buggering sodomitious apostate of the devil that he is !!!!
      Jud 1:15 To execute judgment upon all, and to convince all that are unGodly among them of all their unGodly deeds which they have unGodly committed, and of all their hard [speeches] which unGodly sinners have spoken against him.

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