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  • satan's favorite holeboy
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    Re: Hello

    Originally posted by Bobby-Joe View Post
    So you feel everyone should join you in Hell being bent over a lava vent? Just sad friend, just sad.
    Um, no. I never said that. Nothing even remotely close to that. And I don't believe there is a hell.

    Originally posted by SayvedByTheLord View Post
    Just like the dagos, pollacks, krauts, russkies, and brits that have preceded them to our Godly Country™ the mesicant will have to learn to speak proper American English.
    I agree that they should have to learn to speak English, but it's not really an issue for them. Have you been to New England? Miami? LA? They don't need to know English. To be in some parts there, you need to know Spanish. I went to an ATM to get some cash, and the screen that told me to select a language was in Spanish. That's just how it is.

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  • SayvedByTheLord
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    Re: Hello

    Originally posted by satan's favorite holeboy View Post
    Spanish is going to be as important as a college degree.
    Just like the dagos, pollacks, krauts, russkies, and brits that have preceded them to our Godly Country™ the mesicant will have to learn to speak proper American English.

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  • Bobby-Joe
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    Re: Hello

    Originally posted by satan's favorite holeboy View Post
    No. We have been over this before elsewhere
    So you feel everyone should join you in Hell being bent over a lava vent? Just sad friend, just sad.

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  • satan's favorite holeboy
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    Re: Hello

    Originally posted by Noah Dint View Post
    Don't you fear the Lord and the day that your soul is all that matters?

    -ND
    No. We have been over this before elsewhere

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  • Noah Dint
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    Originally posted by satan's favorite holeboy View Post
    It's like I have no soul, and I really couldn't begin to explain why.
    Don't you fear the Lord and the day that your soul is all that matters?

    -ND

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  • satan's favorite holeboy
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    Bobby: No, I do not have compassion for myself or anyone. I don't feel remorse, and deaths do not bother me. It's like I have no soul, and I really couldn't begin to explain why.

    Sayved: I have pissed Jesus off? Did he tell you this personally, or are you just jumping to conclusions again?
    No, I am not a linguist, I have just learned to speak proper English. It really helps you out when you are communicating with important people, and interviewing for jobs and so on. Although, I have studied Spanish for about 7 years, and I can't tell you how important that was when I lived in New England for a summer. You would probably scoff at the thought of doing something so wasteful, but if you think about it, if they keep jumping the boarder and coming over legally, Spanish is going to be as important as a college degree.
    Oh and of course Jesus channeled my new username through the fingers of Pastor Zeke.
    And what exactly is sexual about inquiring how I will be skinned alive and beaten??

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  • SayvedByTheLord
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    Originally posted by satan's favorite holeboy View Post
    Please, DO go on. I'm intrigued. I want to know every detail. How will you subdue me? What will you be skinning me with? How do you have the time to deal with me amongst all of your important meetings?
    By the way, I think you meant "pour lemon juice", not "poor lemon juice". I thought we were all speaking proper "American" here hahaha
    Boy, I have been following along on this but now you have really pissed Jesus off.

    Are you some sort of linguist ? And I also sense a disgusting sexual excitement in your response to Brother Bobby.

    Your choice of name is disturbing, and don't use the lame "I didn't choose it" excuse, if it changed it was because God in His infinite wisdom decided it.

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  • Bobby-Joe
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    Originally posted by satan's favorite holeboy View Post
    Please, DO go on. I'm intrigued. I want to know every detail. How will you subdue me? What will you be skinning me with? How do you have the time to deal with me amongst all of your important meetings?
    By the way, I think you meant "pour lemon juice", not "poor lemon juice". I thought we were all speaking proper "American" here hahaha
    If offer to help you, purely out of my love for my Savior and you treat it as something bad and mock me friend. You truly are so cold hearted you even have no compassion for yourself. It makes me sad for your friend.

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  • satan's favorite holeboy
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    Originally posted by Bobby-Joe View Post
    What a terrible think to say friend! As Jesus commands I love you. I will do what ever it takes, and by that means all options are on the table to help you reach Salvation! If it has to be done I will skin your leg and poor lemon juice on the wound, drag you behind a truck, beat you with a bat or anything else. That is how dedicated I am to helping you friend.

    Just say the word and I will be there!
    Please, DO go on. I'm intrigued. I want to know every detail. How will you subdue me? What will you be skinning me with? How do you have the time to deal with me amongst all of your important meetings?
    By the way, I think you meant "pour lemon juice", not "poor lemon juice". I thought we were all speaking proper "American" here hahaha

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  • Noah Dint
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    Originally posted by Christian Goth View Post
    I'm not so bad either. Read my reply on the Is your child a godless goth-thread. Or else just view my username. Haha
    I hope to spread love and tolerance not hate and alienation.
    Isn't "Christian Goth" a total contradiction of terms?

    Let's see.

    "Good Christian Heathen" - nope.

    "Godly Devil Lover" - nope.

    "Caring Rapist" - nope.

    "Christian Goth" - another no.

    Some stuff just doesn't work properly together...

    -ND

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  • Pastor Ezekiel
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    Originally posted by Christian Goth View Post
    I'm not so bad either. Read my reply on the Is your child a godless goth-thread. Or else just view my username. Haha
    I hope to spread love and tolerance not hate and alienation.
    Can you show me where is says we should "tolerate" unsaved, unrepentant queers, witches, goth scum or mudslimes in the Holy Bible?

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  • Victorian Christian
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    I'm not so bad either. Read my reply on the Is your child a godless goth-thread. Or else just view my username. Haha
    I hope to spread love and tolerance not hate and alienation.

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  • livia_warumono
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    Re: Hello

    proud_WICCAN!
    is the only one ive seen so far on here, thats not a scum bag racist.
    They made alot of sence.
    thankyou for being sane proud_WICCAN!

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  • Pastor Ezekiel
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    Originally posted by satan's favorite holeboy View Post
    Don't waste your time.
    Friend, it's you who is wasting your time, not us. We have all the time in the world to work on you, right up until the moment Jesus kills you or He returns for Judgment Day, whichever comes first. We made a promise to God that we would never give up on you.

    Jesus called you here for a reason.

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  • James Dewitt
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    Originally posted by Bobby-Joe View Post
    What a terrible think to say friend! As Jesus commands I love you. I will do what ever it takes, and by that means all options are on the table to help you reach Salvation! If it has to be done I will skin your leg and poor lemon juice on the wound, drag you behind a truck, beat you with a bat or anything else. That is how dedicated I am to helping you friend.

    Just say the word and I will be there!

    Brother Bobby- Joe, you a truly a good Christian. As busy as you are, you are still willing to make some time to beat the shit out of him some common sense into the Cathrelik.

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