[Levi Jones]

Re: Hello

What are you talking about???
And please provide documentation to support your claim.

Provide documentation... The last ditch effort of the sinner to avoid the Word of Jesus already coursing through his veins.

It is time. I want you to bow your head and pray this sinners prayer with me.

Dear Lord in Heaven, I know that I have sinned against you and I am not worthy to lick Your sandal strap. My evil thoughts and feelings separate me from You. I beseech You to forgive this worthless sinner. Please don't strike me dead here and now. I humbly beg you to help me avoid sinning again. I believe that your Son, Jesus Christ who is You, died temporarily for my sins. He was raised from the dead, is alive, and hears my prayers. I beg Jesus/You to become my Savior and the Lord of my life, to imprint Your Word into my mind so I don't have to think anymore. Please send your Holy Spirit to make me obey You and to make me feel guilty when I sin. My greatest purpose in life is to follow your example even though that's impossible, as you never sinned and I am lower than a dung beetle. In Jesus' name I pray, Amen.

You will feel better afterward.

[satan's favorite holeboy]

Re: Hello

On the contrary SFH-b, the excellent Pastor has done what no one else has done in your short and iniquitous life so far - Pastor Ezekiel has opened your eyes to God's wonders; he has shown you the beautiful face of a belief that will take you along the narrow path to the Eternal City. Praise!

What are you talking about???
And please provide documentation to support your claim.

[Ezekiel Bathfire]

Re: Hello

Dear Pastor Ezekiel Flint,
[...] If anything, YOU have turned me further away from the Lord.

On the contrary SFH-b, the excellent Pastor has done what no one else has done in your short and iniquitous life so far - Pastor Ezekiel has opened your eyes to God's wonders; he has shown you the beautiful face of a belief that will take you along the narrow path to the Eternal City. Praise!

you need to recognize when someone is asking for understanding, and learn that you really do not need to run from these people, or scare them away.

There is no fear but the Fear of God. Put your trust in the Lord and learn His Ways, not the false garbage with which other churches try and deceive you.

[satan's favorite holeboy]

Re: Hello

Why is the argument invalid ? In His Love for you He wants you to see the path to hell that you are on.

He chose your name so you might realize the doom you face, it was not spiteful.

Satan however is anxiously awaiting your arrival, perhaps tonight. Repent.

nah.. if anything it would have been last night. I've said it before, and I'll say it again: I am not fearful, I do not believe that there is anything to fear.

[SayvedByTheLord]

Re: Hello

Actually, I was told that Jesus chose that name for me, so, your argument is invalid.

Please try again.

Why is the argument invalid ? In His Love for you He wants you to see the path to hell that you are on.

He chose your name so you might realize the doom you face, it was not spiteful.

Satan however is anxiously awaiting your arrival, perhaps tonight. Repent.

[True Disciple]

Re: Hello

Okay, hopeful as I always am for even the most stiff-necked of sinners, I'm going to try to talk some sense into you.

I mean I can understand that you don't like me because I reject most of the ideals you discuss here, but let's be honest, most people do.

No, that's not the reason. Not the main reason, at least. The main reason we perceive you as an annoying idiot is because you are rude, blasphemic, hateful, whiny and pathetic.
Of course, the evil philosophies you put onto this forum are a factor as well.

Maybe if you would pick up any book besides the Bible for even 5 minutes per day you might be able to have a decent conversation with me.

Why on Earth would Pastor Ezekiel read any other book than the Bible? It contains all Absolute Truth(tm) there is, which makes other books redundant.

By the way everyone, I have tried to talk to Pastor Ezekiel Flint a few times, and he has merely deleted every message, and issued infractions/changed my name. OH! Sorry, Jesus changed my name through him. I am guessing most of you won't read this anyway because it will be deleted.

As I'm replying to this, you can see that it hasn't been deleted. Messages are deleted only for extreme transgressions, like pornography, and are edited for language issues.

Now, I have received 13 infractions and 0 answers/inspiration/legitimate responses in my short time here.

I certainly agree that this is an extraordinary record. Most Unsaved Trash do not collect more infractions than, say, one or two per day. You are behaving really badly.

You are on the internet all day anyway, why not click over to google and make a quick little search? Or is google the anti-Christ?

It is not the antichrist, but it comes close.

In short, I am very disappointed with the interaction(if you want to call it that) that I have had with you Pastor Ezekiel Flint. If anything, YOU have turned me further away from the Lord.

That only means you're too much of a sissy to be a True Christian™ like we at Landover are.

[satan's favorite holeboy]

Re: Hello

Oh my. Why do you hate Jesus so ?

Actually, I was told that Jesus chose that name for me, so, your argument is invalid.

Please try again.

[GOD=life]

Re: Hello

Or is google the anti-Christ?

As a matter of fact: yes.

Type in "christianity is" and then wait 1 second. You'll see why we think so.

[SayvedByTheLord]

Re: Hello

Sincerely,
Satan's Favorite Holeboy

Oh my. Why do you hate Jesus so ?

[satan's favorite holeboy]

Re: Hello

Dear Pastor Ezekiel Flint,

I am truly sorry for you. You seem to be so insecure with yourself. Is there something that is bothering you on a deeper level? I mean I can understand that you don't like me because I reject most of the ideals you discuss here, but let's be honest, most people do. Does it have something to do with the fact that I have made several good points, and you have nothing to say to refute them? Maybe if you would pick up any book besides the Bible for even 5 minutes per day you might be able to have a decent conversation with me. By the way everyone, I have tried to talk to Pastor Ezekiel Flint a few times, and he has merely deleted every message, and issued infractions/changed my name. OH! Sorry, Jesus changed my name through him. I am guessing most of you won't read this anyway because it will be deleted.

Now, I have received 13 infractions and 0 answers/inspiration/legitimate responses in my short time here. The most recent infraction I received from you blew my mind. 1000 points for presenting statistics to show you how you were incorrect. Along with it, you tell me that I made it up. LOOK IT UP! It's a fact! You are on the internet all day anyway, why not click over to google and make a quick little search? Or is google the anti-Christ?

In short, I am very disappointed with the interaction(if you want to call it that) that I have had with you Pastor Ezekiel Flint. If anything, YOU have turned me further away from the Lord. How can a man of God act like such a child? Well, I guess you still are a child. I hope you eventually gain some useful knowledge, and work on your people skills. Most importantly, you need to recognize when someone is asking for understanding, and learn that you really do not need to run from these people, or scare them away.

Sincerely,
Satan's Favorite Holeboy

[James Hutchins]

Re: Hello

Brother Hutchins, he is certainly a Godless idiot but he may be salvageable.

I do admit I am an eternal optimist when it comes to Salvation.

I know you are, that is why the Lord has a spot for you.

I, being old and tired, have seen too many of his type time and time again. Sadly, the day will come, in the not too distant future I am afraid, that he is going to pay a significant price for his folly.

[Noah Dint]

Re: Hello

Did you know that roughly 39% of all prison inmates in the U.S. are Christians? Yessir, Christians are #1 on the list. Protestants came in at a close 2nd at 35%. Next closest? Muslim at 7%.

So, to answer your question, yes. Apparently Christians are the most hateful of all. I realize that Christians are the majority in the U.S. and that has a lot to do with it, but I am confident in saying that you just lied to me Pastor Zeke

Our Pastor would have no reason to lie to you sir. We have a very strong prison program here and are fully aware of all the demographics you want to dig up.

It appears to me that you shy away from being loved. Were your parents loving and nurturing?

A good True Christian™ foundation starts in the home I always say.

-ND

[SayvedByTheLord]

Re: Hello

Son, do you have a 'thing' about going other peoples threads, changing topic so it is all about you? This will be the final warning. Don't make me file a report.

Brother Hutchins, he is certainly a Godless idiot but he may be salvageable.

I do admit I am an eternal optimist when it comes to Salvation.

[James Hutchins]

Re: Hello

Too late!

[James Hutchins]

Re: Hello

I don't think you understand what is going on here. I still don't believe in God. I am just saying that if your God wants to love me, He is more than welcome, but I'm not going to change anything about myself or daily life.

Son, do you have a 'thing' about going other peoples threads, changing topic so it is all about you? This will be the final warning. Don't make me file a report.