Hello from Nan

[Sister Noddy]

Hello everyone, my name is Nan, and I've joined your forum because it's a screamer if I ever saw one ... I came across your website by accident last week and started reading, and have been laughing ever since ...

Doubtless almost everything about me will make me a sinner in the eyes of the pastors and brothers here ... this is already apparent from replies to the posts I've done so far in a few thread around the board ...

No matter, a bit of sinner-bashing never stopped me, and it won't stop me this time either

About me ... already posted in my replies on the board here and there, and info in my profile ... my nickname is noddy, given to me by friends ... I live in the San Francisco Bay Area ...

I'm an Episcopalian and a licensed liturgical minister (ooooh nooo one of Jesus's false churches) and a secular humanist (good heavens!)

I believe in science (real science, people) and evolution, all the way from the big bang to the galaxies to the earth to life on earth and to the present moment (gasp!)

I do not believe in a literal interpretation of the Bible, don't believe in a literal hell, nor do I believe any of us are going there ... we're not going anywhere, we are right here in the natural universe, which is as it should be in the natural order of things ...

I'm interested in history, art and art history, the humanities and literature ...

I'm a woman (not a lesbian either) ... am not young and not old, I enjoy a private life with my loved ones, and have plenty of time at home in front of my computer ...

Most of the day I admin a discussion forum that is based in Australia, and which has nothing to do with religion and is quite different from LBC

That's all about me for this post, best to you all, see you in the threads!

[Rachael Van Helsing]

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Hello. Curious, how come you admin an aussie forum when you're in CA?

[Sister Noddy]

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Hi Rachael ... I've read a few of your posts already ... you have done so many posts it will take me forever to get to them all ..

The aussie forum is general discussion on current events, but also for the support of certain people unjustly incarcerated in third world countries, or believed to be unjustly imprisoned ...

Over two years ago I learned of a young aussie woman who was arrested in an asia-pacific country for smuggling drugs in her luggage, but many aussies believed she was set up, and she's in a hellhole prison for 20 years because of it ...

I went looking on the internet for information, and found some forums in Queensland for her support ...

I met several people and we started doing messenger every day ... the boss asked two of us to be mods ... shortly after that he made us admins ... and that's how it happened ...

[Pastor Ezekiel]

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Those narcotics your friend was pushing are of satan. They are designed to make everyone act like a lazy jumped-up jigaboo. In my opinion drug-pushers should be tortured in an elementary school playground, then killed. Praise Jesus!

[Sister Noddy]

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Hello there Pastor Zeke, we meet again

Now why am I not surprised at your reply?

[Sista Lateefah]

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I'm an Episcopalian and a licensed liturgical minister (ooooh nooo one of Jesus's false churches) and a secular humanist (good heavens!)

I believe in science (real science, people) and evolution, all the way from the big bang to the galaxies to the earth to life on earth and to the present moment (gasp!)

Good heavens, indeed! You denies God and claims to worship Him at the same time, apparently just so you be able to mock Him:

Let the woman learn in silence with all subjection. But I suffer not a woman to teach, nor to usurp authority over the man, but to be in silence. For Adam was first formed, then Eve. And Adam was not deceived, but the woman being deceived was in the transgression. - 1 Timothy 2:11-14

Why does you hate Jesus? HE made the ultimate (temporary) sacrifice so you could be Saved©, and you just reject His offer and spit in His face. Makededs me so sad!

The aussie forum is general discussion on current events, but also for the support of certain people unjustly incarcerated in third world countries, or believed to be unjustly imprisoned ...

Over two years ago I learned of a young aussie woman who was arrested in an asia-pacific country for smuggling drugs in her luggage, but many aussies believed she was set up, and she's in a hellhole prison for 20 years because of it ...

Chile, has you read up on the history of that place? It be made up primarily of criminimals and colored savages. Not to mention that some of them has interbred to create the most efficients form o' pie thief the world haves evah seen!

And yet, you is surprised that this lady be a crackhead. Considerin' that she be ovah there in chinkland, they's probably gonna eat her. But she shoulda thought about that befo'e she had decided to get hopped up! The best thang you can do now is to send her a KJV1611 and direct her family to Landover so they can set up a tithin' schedule with us, in hopes of maybe puttin' her in good standin' with the LORD befo'e them chinks use her fo' a pig roast.

[Sister Noddy]

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Why does you hate Jesus? HE made the ultimate (temporary) sacrifice so you could be Saved©, and you just reject His offer and spit in His face

Um ... what was that, dear? ... did I say I hated Jesus ... spit in his face?

... nooooo I don't think so ...

It is perfectly okay to understand the scriptures as the chronicle of mankind and its yearning to know the love of God ... he is in the hearts of men and women, for God is spirit, and Jesus is his love on the inside ...

Science merely describes how the natural universe came into being ... the cosmos is the creator's majesty on the outside ...

Just one more thing ... why is there a copyright symbol after the word Saved ---?

surprised that this lady be a crackhead

Um ... she wasn't a crackhead, sweetie ... she was caught with marijuana ... hmmm ...

... although come to think of it, that's not such a good thing either

[The Jabba Master]

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Hello Ministor nod *Bows slightly* its good to meet you its good to see another free thinking person and not another "True Christian"

[Sister Noddy]

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old Thanks for the words of welcome, Jabba Master, nice to meet you too ...

By the way, I love Star Trek, am a science fiction fan in general, and loved the original series ...

[The Jabba Master]

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old Thanks for the words of welcome, Jabba Master, nice to meet you too ...

By the way, I love Star Trek, am a science fiction fan in general, and loved the original series ...

Dont let what they have as my thing fool you I like Star Trek but Prefer Star Wars greatly

[Unsaved and Loving It]

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Hi Rachael ... I've read a few of your posts already ... you have done so many posts it will take me forever to get to them all ..

The aussie forum is general discussion on current events, but also for the support of certain people unjustly incarcerated in third world countries, or believed to be unjustly imprisoned ...

Over two years ago I learned of a young aussie woman who was arrested in an asia-pacific country for smuggling drugs in her luggage, but many aussies believed she was set up, and she's in a hellhole prison for 20 years because of it ...

I went looking on the internet for information, and found some forums in Queensland for her support ...

I met several people and we started doing messenger every day ... the boss asked two of us to be mods ... shortly after that he made us admins ... and that's how it happened ...

Ah yes, I seem to recall that incident in the news a few years back.

Anyway, welcome to LBC. Always good to see another join the crowd here, whatever their alignments. Hope to see ye around the boards.

[Blind leading the blind (On Moderation)]

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Welcome, Nob. P.S. The Jabba Master is actually a retard.... The TCs here offer him hope. Hope you have a nice time here. These people tend to be a little out there but its fun just to see reactions.

[Sister Noddy]

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Dont let what they have as my thing fool you I like Star Trek but Prefer Star Wars greatly

That's kinda what I thought, Jabba, your username of course, so the pastors must've written the Star Trek thingy in there, huh? --- hahaha that figures! --- I loved the Star Wars too, mind you ... fab!

Ah yes, I seem to recall that incident in the news a few years back.

Anyway, welcome to LBC. Always good to see another join the crowd here, whatever their alignments. Hope to see ye around the boards.

Hi Unsaved, great to meet you too, and thanks for your welcome! --- This forum is a lot of fun, the threads are over-the-top-rolling-on-the-floor funny --- this is refreshing for me, and also not being staff as I am on my own forum, I can relax and have a good time when I'm in here ... when I have time to be here, that is ---

--- and yeah, you know that young aussie I was taking about, it was on the news about two and a half years ago ---

Welcome, Nod. P.S. The Jabba Master is actually a retard.... The TCs here offer him hope. Hope you have a nice time here. These people tend to be a little out there but its fun just to see reactions.

Thanks for your welcome too, Guardian ... I have a question for any of you, if you can answer ---

--- I can't access the personal message feature in my user cp ... so can't send any member or staff a pm ... such as if I have a technical problem with the board or something ... I'm wondering if new members are restricted from messaging other members, or if this is a glitch on my screen, a glitch on the board --- ? --- Also, are new members (Unsaved Trash Under Investigation) promoted to full Member when we have a certain number of posts ---?

Thanks for the welcomes so far, you all --- oh, and you too, Pastor Zeke and Sister Lateefah

[Blind leading the blind (On Moderation)]

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Great, now they're twisting my words. You know that is so childish. I thought we were above that here.
I cannot PM either so I don't know what the deal is.
Jedi....I'm sorry about how they edited my post. I think they're trying to pit us against eachother.

[Sister Noddy]

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I cannot PM either so I don't know what the deal is

Thanks for your answer, Guardian --- about the pm feature

I'm not that familiar with this vBulletin board ... I'm used to the Invision Powerboard ---

The pastors (admins?) probably have it disabled for our Unsaved Trash usergroup