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  • Sister Noddy
    True Christian™
    True Christian™
    • Jun 2007
    • 1843
    #46
    Re: Hello from Nan

    You can't hide from the Lord. We use special JAVA (Jesus Automated Vengeance Acolyte) technology that you can't escape from
    Listen up now, what he says is Jesus's truth --- about the JAVA, that is. Take it from one who knows, they can and they will track you down, no matter what your name is

    --- but say! hasn't this thread gone a bit ? --- don't I get a welcome from you, Mr WilliamJenningsBryan?

    1st Timothy 2: 9 In like manner also, that women adorn themselves in modest apparel, with shamefacedness and sobriety; not with broided hair, or gold, or pearls, or costly array;
    1st Timothy 2: 10 But (which becometh women professing godliness) with good works ...

    1 Timothy 5: 16 If any man or woman that believeth have widows, let them relieve them, and let not the church be charged; that it may relieve them that are widows indeed ...

    Proverbs 31: 26 She openeth her mouth with wisdom; and in her tongue is the law of kindness ...
    Proverbs 31: 27 She looketh well to the ways of her household, and eateth not the bread of idleness ...

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      • The Jabba Master
        TRUE Star Wars fanboy™
        Forum Member
        • Jun 2007
        • 250
        #47
        Re: Hello from Nan

        Originally posted by minister noddy View Post
        Listen up now, what he says is Jesus's truth --- about the JAVA, that is. Take it from one who knows, they can and they will track you down, no matter what your name is

        --- but say! hasn't this thread gone a bit ? --- don't I get a welcome from you, Mr WilliamJenningsBryan?

        We alwase go off topic dont think that this is new
        Jedi are the guardians of peace in the galaxy.
        Jedi use their powers to defend and to protect.
        Jedi respect all life, in any form.
        Jedi serve others rather then ruling over them, for the good of the galaxy.
        Jedi seek to improve themselves through knowledge and training.

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          • Talitha
            Deaconess
            Gracious, genteel, kind, tender, and warm True Christian™ Sister
            True Christian™
            • Aug 2026
            • 15118
            #48
            Re: Hello from Nan

            Originally posted by minister noddy View Post
            Listen up now, what he says is Jesus's truth --- about the JAVA, that is. Take it from one who knows, they can and they will track you down, no matter what your name is

            --- but say! hasn't this thread gone a bit ? --- don't I get a welcome from you, Mr WilliamJenningsBryan?

            Oh yes..... silly us, having a True Christian™ Forum website which just happens to be "God's favourite" and not talking about YOU!

            Sister Talitha

            Markswoman, Circumcisionist, Platinum Tither.


            HE took the damsel by the hand, and said unto her, Talitha Cumi; which is,
            being interpreted, Damsel, I say unto thee, arise!...Mark 5:41


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              • Sister Noddy
                True Christian™
                True Christian™
                • Jun 2007
                • 1843
                #49
                Re: Hello from Nan

                Your reply seems to suggest that the introduction threads aren't 'welcome' threads for the topic starter.

                Gosh, I'm sorry, I didn't realize that.
                1st Timothy 2: 9 In like manner also, that women adorn themselves in modest apparel, with shamefacedness and sobriety; not with broided hair, or gold, or pearls, or costly array;
                1st Timothy 2: 10 But (which becometh women professing godliness) with good works ...

                1 Timothy 5: 16 If any man or woman that believeth have widows, let them relieve them, and let not the church be charged; that it may relieve them that are widows indeed ...

                Proverbs 31: 26 She openeth her mouth with wisdom; and in her tongue is the law of kindness ...
                Proverbs 31: 27 She looketh well to the ways of her household, and eateth not the bread of idleness ...

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                  • Sista Lateefah
                    Honorary White Woman.
                    True Christian™
                    • Mar 2007
                    • 522
                    #50
                    Re: Hello from Nan

                    Originally posted by minister noddy View Post
                    Your reply seems to suggest that the introduction threads aren't 'welcome' threads for the topic starter.

                    Gosh, I'm sorry, I didn't realize that.
                    Maybe you had misseded the "UNSAVED UNWELCOME" banner that be at the top of every page! While we does hope to bring unsaved folks to the Lord, if they is just here to mock Him, then they do not be wanted. Folks who is Godly be welcomed with open arms by our congregation, as you see if you looks at Brotha Dona's introductatory thread. You is not Godly fo' the followin' reasons:

                    1. You is a female minister, which be a conterdiction, as well as a act of defiance against God's Word.

                    B. You is Episcoalien.

                    3. You is a seculah humanizist, which be anotha conterdiction, as a person do not be able to be a Christian and one of thems at the same time.

                    4. You tolerates and even encourages sin, as be evidenced by yo tryin'a save that crackhead from the chinks. That be pretty bad when even the chinks has a stronger sense o' morality than you does.

                    E. You cares mo' about yoself than you does the Lord, as be evidenced by yo tryin'a direct attention away from the LORD to yoself. Fo' a so-called minister, yo sho doesn't seem to like it when folk talks about Jesus.
                    Last edited by Sista Lateefah; 06-30-2007, 12:35 AM.
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                    "He went on CNN and he laughed at us, and he said, 'They'll never get me because Allah will protect me. Allah will protect me.' Well, you know what? I knew that my God was bigger than his. I knew that my God was a real God and his was an idol." - Lt. General William G. Boykin

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                      • Sister Noddy
                        True Christian™
                        True Christian™
                        • Jun 2007
                        • 1843
                        #51
                        Re: Hello from Nan

                        Thank you, good Christian Sister Lateefah, for taking the time and trouble to explain things to me, I appreciate that more than I can say ...

                        Of course I know I'm a sinner--- I was listing my sins in my opening post for all the congregation to see, which I hoped was at least a start on the difficult path to salvation ...

                        But in the last few days I have received stirrings in my heart which I believe are from Jesus ...

                        As for my sins outside your good church forum, Ms Van Helsing asked me how I came to do that other forum I'm doing, so I answered her to be polite ... but with the exception of my opening post, I would rather have avoided drawing attention to myself and my own worldly concerns ...

                        In my posts since then around the board I have been turning more and more to the Lord as He would have me do ...

                        In my post on this page just below Mr WilliamJenningsBryan's, I used the 'off topic' smilie because it's cute ...

                        I wanted to be friendly, because the good Lord Jesus said to love others ... thank you Sister ... and praise Jesus

                        --- nods old
                        1st Timothy 2: 9 In like manner also, that women adorn themselves in modest apparel, with shamefacedness and sobriety; not with broided hair, or gold, or pearls, or costly array;
                        1st Timothy 2: 10 But (which becometh women professing godliness) with good works ...

                        1 Timothy 5: 16 If any man or woman that believeth have widows, let them relieve them, and let not the church be charged; that it may relieve them that are widows indeed ...

                        Proverbs 31: 26 She openeth her mouth with wisdom; and in her tongue is the law of kindness ...
                        Proverbs 31: 27 She looketh well to the ways of her household, and eateth not the bread of idleness ...

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                          • Joo
                            International JOO and fellow-travelling Communiss.
                            Landover Habilitation and Therapy Unit (For those unfit to mix with the normal public)
                            • Jun 2007
                            • 831
                            #52
                            Re: Hello from Nan

                            Originally posted by The Jabba Master View Post
                            Why are you helping him? all of us need to stick together
                            I'm not helping him mate. Go wiki that IP number and you'll see.

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                              • The Jabba Master
                                TRUE Star Wars fanboy™
                                Forum Member
                                • Jun 2007
                                • 250
                                #53
                                Re: Hello from Nan

                                Originally posted by Joo View Post
                                I'm not helping him mate. Go wiki that IP number and you'll see.
                                ah sorry i dont normaly Ban people were i Admin all i know is that "Ip baning is vary vary bad"
                                Jedi are the guardians of peace in the galaxy.
                                Jedi use their powers to defend and to protect.
                                Jedi respect all life, in any form.
                                Jedi serve others rather then ruling over them, for the good of the galaxy.
                                Jedi seek to improve themselves through knowledge and training.

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                                  • Brother Temperance
                                    Senior Usher
                                    True Christian™ missionary to the Unsaved Kingdom
                                    A very nice young man
                                    True Christian™
                                    • Sep 2006
                                    • 15621
                                    #54
                                    Re: Hello from Nan

                                    Originally posted by Blind leading the blind View Post
                                    He's right, Undecided.
                                    Where has Undecidelled been posting in this thread?
                                    Originally posted by Rachael Van Helsing View Post
                                    Yup, my guess is a lot of people didn't know about the quantity, they just heard about her and saw her putting on a pretty convincing teary face and thought she was innocent. Myself, I never thought so. She didn't have a 'help me I'm innocent!' look about her she had a 'oh NO how could I have been CAUGHT??' look about her.
                                    Well, if you didn't like the expression on her face, there's no way she could possibly be innocent, is there?
                                    O Lord our God, help us to tear their soldiers to bloody shreds with our shells; help us to cover their smiling fields with the pale forms of their patriot dead; help us to drown the thunder of the guns with the shrieks of their wounded, writhing in pain; help us to lay waste their humble homes with a hurricane of fire; help us to wring the hearts of their unoffending widows with unavailing grief; help us to turn them out roofless with little children to wander unfriended the wastes of their desolated land in rags and hunger and thirst, sports of the sun flames of summer and the icy winds of winter, broken in spirit, worn with travail, imploring Thee for the refuge of the grave and denied it--for our sakes who adore Thee, Lord, blast their hopes, blight their lives, protract their bitter pilgrimage, make heavy their steps, water their way with their tears, stain the white snow with the blood of their wounded feet! We ask it, in the spirit of love, of Him Who is the Source of Love, and Who is the ever-faithful refuge and friend of all that are sore beset and seek His aid with humble and contrite hearts. Amen.



                                    God being truth, justice, goodness, beauty, power, and life, man is falsehood, iniquity, evil, ugliness, impotence, and death. God being master, man is the slave. Incapable of finding justice, truth, and eternal life by his own effort, he can attain them only through a divine revelation... he who desires to worship God must harbor no childish illusions about the matter, but bravely renounce his liberty and humanity.

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                                      • Sister Noddy
                                        True Christian™
                                        True Christian™
                                        • Jun 2007
                                        • 1843
                                        #55
                                        Re: Hello from Nan

                                        ... thought she was innocent. Myself, I never thought so. She didn't have a 'help me I'm innocent!' look about her she had a 'oh NO how could I have been CAUGHT??' look about her ...
                                        ... myself, I have never thought so either ... somebody messed up bigtime in that day ... still, twenty years in a third-world hellhole with filthy scum is too harsh for marijuana ...

                                        --- by the way, did you know she got saved on the inside, she accepted Jesus as her saviour --- praise!
                                        1st Timothy 2: 9 In like manner also, that women adorn themselves in modest apparel, with shamefacedness and sobriety; not with broided hair, or gold, or pearls, or costly array;
                                        1st Timothy 2: 10 But (which becometh women professing godliness) with good works ...

                                        1 Timothy 5: 16 If any man or woman that believeth have widows, let them relieve them, and let not the church be charged; that it may relieve them that are widows indeed ...

                                        Proverbs 31: 26 She openeth her mouth with wisdom; and in her tongue is the law of kindness ...
                                        Proverbs 31: 27 She looketh well to the ways of her household, and eateth not the bread of idleness ...

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                                          • Blind leading the blind
                                            Unsaved Trash
                                            Filthy demon-possessed minion of Satan
                                            using different names.
                                            Aka: AncientFireRisen, etc, put on moderation
                                            at first sign of demons manifesting themselves
                                            • Jun 2007
                                            • 240
                                            #56
                                            Re: Hello from Nan

                                            I meant Unsaved.... See what sleep deprovision does?! Well that combined with caffine are a bad combo.

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