Hello...

[ArmLeg]

I see that I have much reading to do. I'm very excited to have found this unusual corner of the WWW.

[Paul Jeffery]

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What were you looking for when you found God's favorite forum?

[Cranky Old Man]

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Welcome! Can you tell us a little more about yourself?

[Pastor Isaac Peters]

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I'm very excited to have found this unusual corner of the WWW.

And I thank the Lord for having led you here.

[ArmLeg]

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Sorry. To further answer your questions, I was born, raised and introduced to Christ in Harper, Liberia. I now live in Tampa, FL with my wife. We own an African grocery store. I feel if it wasn't for the arrival of the White man and the introduction of Christ into our lives, that I would have never had the opportunity to make it to America. My family is grateful as we have been able to prosper in ways that we never could before. I would like to make sure that the word continues to be spread so that all Africans will one day know the true word of God.

[Cranky Old Man]

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That seems like a very tough but noble endeavor.

[Wide-Open]

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Friend, I'm sorry to tell you, but your user name has just set off every possible alarm over at our DoF head quarters. Code Red, as we call it.

I'm sure it's just a coincidence, but then again, one can never be too careful.

Are you perhaps related to MouthOtholicsHeadArmMouthMouthEarDuodenum?

[Omar Little]

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indeed.

[TheLordSavedMe]

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Sorry. To further answer your questions, I was born, raised and introduced to Christ in Jesus, Liberia. I now live in Tampa, FL with my wife. We own an African grocery store. I feel if it wasn't for the arrival of the White man and the introduction of Christ into our lives, that I would have never had the opportunity to make it to America. My family is grateful as we have been able to prosper in ways that we never could before. I would like to make sure that the word continues to be spread so that all Africans will one day know the true word of God.

Hi ArmHead

Is it OK if I call you ArmHead?

Anyways, it's really great to meet you and even better that you got out of Africa. That place is SCARY!!

But it must have been nice to live in a town called JESUS though. Were there headhunters where you lived? And what about all the lions? Did anyone you know ever get eaten by a lion?

Also, I've always wondered about Blood Diamonds. Are they cursed or magical or both? Have you ever seen one? Did it actually bleed when you saw it?

Tammi

[Paul Jeffery]

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There is no city in Liberia named "Jesus". An odor emanates from yonder woodpile.

[Nobar King]

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Do you have a real Christian name?

[ArmLeg]

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Friend, I'm sorry to tell you, but your user name has just set off every possible alarm over at our DoF head quarters. Code Red, as we call it.

I'm sure it's just a coincidence, but then again, one can never be too careful.

Are you perhaps related to MouthOtholicsHeadArmMouthMouthEarDuodenum?

Sir, m

[ArmLeg]

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Appologies. I am having trouble posting here. My town is known as Harper. Not Jesus. Though it would be quite fine to be born in a town with that name.

As for my username, it is in refference to the acts of cannibalism i was exposed to in Africa. My father used prepare bodies for feasts in this order. It is an awful memory but I choose to remember it as motivation for my new life. I appologize for any confussion. My birth name was Asswat, but shortly after arriving in America I had it changed to Mark. It sounds much more pleasant and acceptable.

[Paul Jeffery]

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My town is known as Jesus. Not Jesus.

Would you mind clarifying that for us a bit?

[ArmLeg]

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H A R P E R