X
 
  • Time
  • Show
Clear All
new posts
  • Omar Little
    Unsaved trash
    Under Investigation
    • Jan 2010
    • 18

    #1

    I Am In Desperate Need Of Help

    I am a Gay Stickup Man from Baltimore's West Side. I am tired of living this lifestyle. I need all the help I can get. My last two lovers have died as a result of me being in "the game".
  • Cranky Old Man
    Trying to out-Methuselah Methuselah
    You kids get off his lawn!
     
    • Jan 2010
    • 22373

    #2
    Re: I Am In Desperate Need Of Help

    It is always very hard for us to determine if someone is here to mock us or is really in need of help. I am going to assume you are for real for now.

    What you need to do now is to start spending some serious time on reading the Holy Bible (KJV1611). It contains clear instructions on what you should and should not do with your life. You already figured out what you should not do, so that only makes it easier. Good luck!
    5 Reasons why GOD HATES WOMEN!
    To most "Christians" The Bible is like a license agreement. They just scroll to the bottom and click "I agree". All those "Christians" will burn in Hell!
    James 2:10 "For whosoever shall keep the whole law, and yet offend in one point, he is guilty of all."

    Comment

    • Nobar King
      Municipal Code Archivist - Deuteronomy 28:58
      Christ's Guardian
      True Christian™
      • Sep 2007
      • 23748

      #3
      Re: I Am In Desperate Need Of Help

      Sounds like you should be talking to the FBI and not Jesus (although you'll want to talk to him, too.)
      May you be a blessing to every life you touch.

      Comment

      • Omar Little
        Unsaved trash
        Under Investigation
        • Jan 2010
        • 18

        #4
        Re: I Am In Desperate Need Of Help

        homicide has been helping me out. I ain't never done no one that wasn't in the game. A man has got to have a code.

        Comment

        • Cranky Old Man
          Trying to out-Methuselah Methuselah
          You kids get off his lawn!
           
          • Jan 2010
          • 22373

          #5
          Re: I Am In Desperate Need Of Help

          I assumed your friends died of AIDS. What exactly do you mean by "the game" if I may ask?
          5 Reasons why GOD HATES WOMEN!
          To most "Christians" The Bible is like a license agreement. They just scroll to the bottom and click "I agree". All those "Christians" will burn in Hell!
          James 2:10 "For whosoever shall keep the whole law, and yet offend in one point, he is guilty of all."

          Comment

          • Paul Jeffery
            Forum Member
            Forum Member
            • Dec 2009
            • 272

            #6
            Re: I Am In Desperate Need Of Help

            Imagine creating a user name because you identify with a not-so-real, modern-day Robin Hood on HBO. Son, there are so many better ways to spend your time other than with your nose pressed to the TV screen. Reality can become blurred and you start to think you are actually the characters whose stories were created to entertain you while leading you astray.

            But you're here and we are grateful to Jesus for His having guided you here. Are you ready to accept Jesus today, "Omar"?
            sigpicMIKE HUCKABEE/RAND PAUL - 2012 (or sooner if possible)

            Comment

            • Omar Little
              Unsaved trash
              Under Investigation
              • Jan 2010
              • 18

              #7
              Re: I Am In Desperate Need Of Help

              Originally posted by Cranky Old Man View Post
              I assumed your friends died of AIDS. What exactly do you mean by "the game" if I may ask?
              No both my partners got got. They never did nothing to no one. What they did to Brandon was not right. He never hurt no one. The game is what it is...you do what you got to do to get by.

              Comment

              • Cranky Old Man
                Trying to out-Methuselah Methuselah
                You kids get off his lawn!
                 
                • Jan 2010
                • 22373

                #8
                Re: I Am In Desperate Need Of Help

                You are clearly a retarded idiot who will end up in hell . Sorry I wasted my time on you and have fun burning for all eternity.
                5 Reasons why GOD HATES WOMEN!
                To most "Christians" The Bible is like a license agreement. They just scroll to the bottom and click "I agree". All those "Christians" will burn in Hell!
                James 2:10 "For whosoever shall keep the whole law, and yet offend in one point, he is guilty of all."

                Comment

                • GOD=life
                  WARNING: Do not attempt to debate. You will lose horribly.
                  True Christian™
                  • Jan 2010
                  • 3263

                  #9
                  Re: I Am In Desperate Need Of Help

                  Perhaps this story can help you get into the right mindset for the KJV 1611 Bible.

                  http://www.landoverbaptist.net/showthread.php?p=456953#post456953
                  I take my orders from Jesus H. Christ, supernatural born US citizen

                  Be wary of false Kumbaya Christians who use a highlighter and scissors to read the Bible. God wants us to read the lines, not between the lines. False Christians will go to Hell:
                  Matthew 7:22
                  Many will say to me in that day, Lord, Lord, have we not prophesied in thy name? and in thy name have cast out devils? and in thy name done many wonderful works?
                  Matthew 7:23 And then will I profess unto them, I never knew you: depart from me, ye that work iniquity.

                  Asking a Christian to prove God exists is like asking him to prove his phone rings because yours doesn't. Make that call yourself! Dial 0800-get-on-your-knees-and-pray.

                  Comment

                  • Paul Jeffery
                    Forum Member
                    Forum Member
                    • Dec 2009
                    • 272

                    #10
                    Re: I Am In Desperate Need Of Help

                    Originally posted by Omar Little View Post
                    No both my partners got got. They never did nothing to no one. What they did to Brandon was not right. He never hurt no one. The game is what it is...you do what you got to do to get by.
                    Now isn't that precious? He stays "in character".

                    OK, now get your Bible (1611 King James Version) and we'll start together. Open it to Genesis, Page 1. Ready?
                    sigpicMIKE HUCKABEE/RAND PAUL - 2012 (or sooner if possible)

                    Comment

                    • John Scopes
                      Unsaved Trash, Monkey worshiping Darwinista
                      • Sep 2009
                      • 666

                      #11
                      Re: I Am In Desperate Need Of Help

                      Originally posted by Omar Little View Post
                      I am a Gay Stickup Man from Baltimore's West Side. I am tired of living this lifestyle. I need all the help I can get. My last two lovers have died as a result of me being in "the game".
                      You are certainly different than the majority of the genetic derelicts lost souls that stumble into this place.

                      The fact that you realize that your genetic line is doomed unless you change your lifestyle shows a small possibility that your particular DNA deserves being passed on in a generational way, and not up someones backside.
                      sigpic
                      “Ignorance more frequently begets confidence than does knowledge: it is those who know little, and not those who know much, who so positively assert that this or that problem will never be solved by science.” Charles Darwin The Descent of Man (1871)

                      Comment

                      • Paul Jeffery
                        Forum Member
                        Forum Member
                        • Dec 2009
                        • 272

                        #12
                        Re: I Am In Desperate Need Of Help

                        I think "Omar" has a vivid imagination and needs to finally get acquainted with his 1611KJV Bible.
                        sigpicMIKE HUCKABEE/RAND PAUL - 2012 (or sooner if possible)

                        Comment

                        • Omar Little
                          Unsaved trash
                          Under Investigation
                          • Jan 2010
                          • 18

                          #13
                          Re: I Am In Desperate Need Of Help

                          Originally posted by Paul Jeffery View Post
                          I think "Omar" has a vivid imagination and needs to finally get acquainted with his 1611KJV Bible.
                          you can get the 4,9,3,11

                          Comment

                          • Cranky Old Man
                            Trying to out-Methuselah Methuselah
                            You kids get off his lawn!
                             
                            • Jan 2010
                            • 22373

                            #14
                            Re: I Am In Desperate Need Of Help

                            Originally posted by Omar Little View Post
                            you can get the 4,9,3,11
                            Like I already said. Retarded. We use letters here, interesting concept don't you think?
                            5 Reasons why GOD HATES WOMEN!
                            To most "Christians" The Bible is like a license agreement. They just scroll to the bottom and click "I agree". All those "Christians" will burn in Hell!
                            James 2:10 "For whosoever shall keep the whole law, and yet offend in one point, he is guilty of all."

                            Comment

                            • Omar Little
                              Unsaved trash
                              Under Investigation
                              • Jan 2010
                              • 18

                              #15
                              Re: I Am In Desperate Need Of Help

                              Originally posted by Cranky Old Man View Post
                              Like I already said. Retarded. We use letters here, interesting concept don't you think?
                              four, nine, three, eleven.

                              Comment

                              Working...