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  • Pastor Ezekiel
    Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
     
    • Sep 2006
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    #16
    Re: I feel so welcome..........

    Originally posted by Richard Cranium View Post
    Cranky? I wrote asking a serious question, and nobody on this site has been able to give one righteous answer. You're proving those missionaries that came to my door yesterday more right by the second. All you can do is ridicule? You are not defenders of the faith in any way. I guess Jesus and I will get to both enjoy watching you burn in eternal hell fire together, you and all the Chinese, Africans, Incas, Eskimos, all burning together.....It's gonna smell so sweet. I'll see ya soon baby Jesus!!
    Are you on crack or something? What questions did you feel were not answered?
    Who Will Jesus Damn?

    Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

    Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

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    • Richard Cranium
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      #17
      Re: I feel so welcome..........

      Please see "landover to the rescue: moral dilemma.....".
      Matthew 24:34

      Verily I say unto you, This generation shall not pass, till all these things be fulfilled.

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      • Mrs. Mary Whitford
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        • Dec 2006
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        #18
        Re: I feel so welcome..........

        Your question was answered. Twice.

        A Christian Help Forum led by Sister Daisy Mae Johnson. Warning! Sometimes the Lord's advice is a hard pill to swallow.


        A Christian Help Forum led by Sister Daisy Mae Johnson. Warning! Sometimes the Lord's advice is a hard pill to swallow.


        Or were you just looking for an answer that tells you to go ahead and break secular laws? Once we get the "constitution" thrown out and replace it with the Bible, things will be good in this land and secular laws will be the same as God's laws, but until then, give unto Caesar.
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        • Richard Cranium
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          #19
          Re: I feel so welcome..........

          Ok, think I'll go marry a man, too bad we can't have an abortion together, then we'll smoke reefers and blaspheme together. I guess this is all OK with you, huh?
          Matthew 24:34

          Verily I say unto you, This generation shall not pass, till all these things be fulfilled.

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          • Pastor Ezekiel
            Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
             
            • Sep 2006
            • 78556

            #20
            Re: I feel so welcome..........

            Originally posted by Richard Cranium View Post
            Ok, think I'll go marry a man, too bad we can't have an abortion together, then we'll smoke reefers and blaspheme together. I guess this is all OK with you, huh?
            Well, if you really want to do satan's bidding, then go right ahead. We are True Christians™ and as God's chosen representatives on earth we cannot endorse such perverted behavior.

            Enjoy hell.
            Who Will Jesus Damn?

            Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

            Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

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            • Richard Cranium
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              #21
              Re: I feel so welcome..........

              You said that following our countries laws is what God wanted. WRONG. Admit it, God commands that we spit in the face of this evil secular governments laws. Or are you an abortionist in sheeps clothing? Is this site of God? Or are you just a hypocrite?
              Matthew 24:34

              Verily I say unto you, This generation shall not pass, till all these things be fulfilled.

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              • Pastor Ezekiel
                Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
                 
                • Sep 2006
                • 78556

                #22
                Re: I feel so welcome..........

                Originally posted by Richard Cranium View Post
                You said that following our countries laws is what God wanted. WRONG. Admit it, God commands that we spit in the face of this evil secular governments laws. Or are you an abortionist in sheeps clothing? Is this site of God? Or are you just a hypocrite?

                1 Peter 2:13 Submit yourselves to every ordinance of man for the Lord's sake: whether it be to the king, as supreme;
                2:14 Or unto governors, as unto them that are sent by him for the punishment of evildoers, and for the praise of them that do well.


                I don't know how many other ways we can answer your idiotic questions boy. God wants us to follow secular law. That doesn't mean we have to like it or agree with it. God wants us to respect authority, more than anything else.

                Are you some kind of hippie or something? Maybe a communist?
                Who Will Jesus Damn?

                Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

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                • Dr. Ernest C. Ville, D.C.S.
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                  True Christian™
                  • Sep 2006
                  • 2373

                  #23
                  Re: I feel so welcome..........

                  Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
                  1 Peter 2:13 Submit yourselves to every ordinance of man for the Lord's sake: whether it be to the king, as supreme;
                  2:14 Or unto governors, as unto them that are sent by him for the punishment of evildoers, and for the praise of them that do well.


                  I don't know how many other ways we can answer your idiotic questions boy. God wants us to follow secular law. That doesn't mean we have to like it or agree with it. God wants us to respect authority, more than anything else.

                  Are you some kind of hippie or something? Maybe a communist?
                  This is the crux of the matter, Pastor. Democrats and other unsaved trash have no respect for authority, and don't want to have to answer to anyone for anything that they do -- they are all followers of the "if it feels good, do it" mentality, and as such don't want to ever have to be responsible for all of their devious acts. Just look at Rachel! Does she ever want to answer for her baby-killing?
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                  • Dr. Ernest C. Ville, D.C.S.
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                    True Christian™
                    • Sep 2006
                    • 2373

                    #24
                    Re: I feel so welcome..........

                    Originally posted by Richard Cranium View Post
                    You said that following our countries laws is what God wanted. WRONG. Admit it, God commands that we spit in the face of this evil secular governments laws. Or are you an abortionist in sheeps clothing? Is this site of God? Or are you just a hypocrite?
                    Huh, you know what's funny? The Bible disagrees with you!

                    Originally posted by I Peter 2:13
                    13Submit yourselves to every ordinance of man for the Lord's sake: whether it be to the king, as supreme;
                    Originally posted by Matthew 22:21
                    21They say unto him, Caesar's. Then saith he unto them, Render therefore unto Caesar the things which are Caesar's; and unto God the things that are God's.
                    I'm missing the "spitting in the face of secular laws" bit? I'm sure you can back this up with Scripture though
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                    • Richard Cranium
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                      #25
                      Re: I feel so welcome..........

                      2 Kings 17:37
                      You must always be careful to keep the decrees and ordinances, the laws and commands he wrote for you. Do not worship other gods.

                      In Exodus 1 and 2, when Pharoah commanded the Hebrew midwives to kill all male Hebrew babies, they lied to Pharaoh and did not carry out his command. Law breakers!!!!!

                      In Daniel 3, Shadrach, Meshach, and Abednego refused to bow down to the golden image and were cast into the fiery furnace. In Daniel 6 the commissioners and satraps had King Darius make a decree that no one could make a petition to any god or man for thirty days. Daniel nevertheless continued to pray to God three times a day and was cast into the lion's den. Where is God's rebuking?

                      In Acts 4 and 5, when Peter and John were commanded not to preach the gospel, their response was, "We must obey God rather than men" (Acts 5:29). PETER and JOHN, goin' to hell with all the aborted fetuses and Joohovah Witnesses, huh?

                      You liberals are leading your flocked to hell in a hurry. Hope I get to look over the baby Jesus' shoulder, hear you wail and gnash, and smell your crispy flesh. I can't wait!!!!!!!
                      Matthew 24:34

                      Verily I say unto you, This generation shall not pass, till all these things be fulfilled.

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                      • Pastor Ezekiel
                        Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
                         
                        • Sep 2006
                        • 78556

                        #26
                        Re: I feel so welcome..........

                        Originally posted by Richard Cranium View Post
                        2 Kings 17:37
                        You must always be careful to keep the decrees and ordinances, the laws and commands he wrote for you. Do not worship other gods.

                        In Exodus 1 and 2, when Pharoah commanded the Hebrew midwives to kill all male Hebrew babies, they lied to Pharaoh and did not carry out his command. Law breakers!!!!!

                        In Daniel 3, Shadrach, Meshach, and Abednego refused to bow down to the golden image and were cast into the fiery furnace. In Daniel 6 the commissioners and satraps had King Darius make a decree that no one could make a petition to any god or man for thirty days. Daniel nevertheless continued to pray to God three times a day and was cast into the lion's den. Where is God's rebuking?

                        In Acts 4 and 5, when Peter and John were commanded not to preach the gospel, their response was, "We must obey God rather than men" (Acts 5:29). PETER and JOHN, goin' to hell with all the aborted fetuses and Joohovah Witnesses, huh?

                        You liberals are leading your flocked to hell in a hurry. Hope I get to look over the baby Jesus' shoulder, hear you wail and gnash, and smell your crispy flesh. I can't wait!!!!!!!
                        So then we can safely assume that you have personally killed every queer, every witch, every abortionist and every islamofascist that you've ever encountered, is that right? Shouldn't we have read somewhere about your daring feats of Godliness?

                        I'm starting to get the feeling that you have actually come into God's favorite forum only to mock.
                        Who Will Jesus Damn?

                        Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                        Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

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                        • Richard Cranium
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                          #27
                          Re: I feel so welcome..........

                          I just want to see you spread the word of the Lord, not you're liberal left wing interpretation. I don't come into contact with sinners, or anybody for that matter. Living by the word of the Lord tends to lead to, how do I say it.....Legal difficulties. I can no longer make contact with your secular society, but the persecution I face is only further evidence that I am doing the Lord's will, while you are sitting in your air conditioned house of hypocrisy, living the easy life because you have signed a pact with Satan.
                          Matthew 5:10
                          Blessed are they which are persecuted for righteousness' sake: for theirs is the kingdom of heaven.


                          Enjoy your short time suckling on the teats of Satan, for soon you shall see the error of your ways. Repent heathen! Flee the legions of Satan. Contact me if you need help, I have plenty of acreage in a spot that the baby Jesus told me in another one of my dreams that will be protected from the Rapture. Special pricing applies if you get in before any more signs of the end occur, you know the prices will go up with demand. It's not such a bad place to hide from the Dept. of Evil Asses, the Fascist Bureau of Incarceration, people like that, either.

                          Psalm 31:15
                          My times are in thy hand: deliver me from the hand of mine enemies, and from them that persecute me.
                          Matthew 24:34

                          Verily I say unto you, This generation shall not pass, till all these things be fulfilled.

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                          • Joo
                            International JOO and fellow-travelling Communiss.
                            Landover Habilitation and Therapy Unit (For those unfit to mix with the normal public)
                            • Jun 2007
                            • 831

                            #28
                            Re: I feel so welcome..........

                            Originally posted by Richard Cranium View Post
                            I just want to see you spread the word of the Lord, not you're liberal left wing interpretation. I don't come into contact with sinners, or anybody for that matter. Living by the word of the Lord tends to lead to, how do I say it.....Legal difficulties. I can no longer make contact with your secular society, but the persecution I face is only further evidence that I am doing the Lord's will, while you are sitting in your air conditioned house of hypocrisy, living the easy life because you have signed a pact with Satan.
                            Matthew 5:10
                            Blessed are they which are persecuted for righteousness' sake: for theirs is the kingdom of heaven.


                            Enjoy your short time suckling on the teats of Satan, for soon you shall see the error of your ways. Repent heathen! Flee the legions of Satan. Contact me if you need help, I have plenty of acreage in a spot that the baby Jesus told me in another one of my dreams that will be protected from the Rapture. Special pricing applies if you get in before any more signs of the end occur, you know the prices will go up with demand. It's not such a bad place to hide from the Dept. of Evil Asses, the Fascist Bureau of Incarceration, people like that, either.

                            Psalm 31:15
                            My times are in thy hand: deliver me from the hand of mine enemies, and from them that persecute me.
                            You sir or ma'am, are starting to sound less like the TC's here...in a bad way.

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                            • Richard Cranium
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                              #29
                              Re: I feel so welcome..........

                              Thank you. These TC's are just a bunch of hypo-demo-crites trying to pussify God's Greatest Country with their "just go along with evil laws" rap. God kills fags with AIDS, yet they sit by and watch them get married and say "That must be what God wants". What a warped bunch.

                              Revelation 19:15
                              And out of his mouth goeth a sharp sword, that with it he should smite the nations: and he shall rule them with a rod of iron: and he treadeth the winepress of the fierceness and wrath of Almighty God.

                              It took a Joo to see a real Christian. Now I just hope you don't kill me like you did the sweet baby Jesus.
                              Matthew 24:34

                              Verily I say unto you, This generation shall not pass, till all these things be fulfilled.

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                              • Brother Temperance
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                                • Sep 2006
                                • 15621

                                #30
                                Re: I feel so welcome..........

                                Originally posted by Richard Cranium View Post
                                Ok, think I'll go marry a man, too bad we can't have an abortion together, then we'll smoke reefers and blaspheme together. I guess this is all OK with you, huh?
                                Originally posted by Richard Cranium View Post
                                You said that following our countries laws is what God wanted. WRONG. Admit it, God commands that we spit in the face of this evil secular governments laws.
                                Um, in what way is smoking the reefers legal? Are you a Dutchman?
                                O Lord our God, help us to tear their soldiers to bloody shreds with our shells; help us to cover their smiling fields with the pale forms of their patriot dead; help us to drown the thunder of the guns with the shrieks of their wounded, writhing in pain; help us to lay waste their humble homes with a hurricane of fire; help us to wring the hearts of their unoffending widows with unavailing grief; help us to turn them out roofless with little children to wander unfriended the wastes of their desolated land in rags and hunger and thirst, sports of the sun flames of summer and the icy winds of winter, broken in spirit, worn with travail, imploring Thee for the refuge of the grave and denied it--for our sakes who adore Thee, Lord, blast their hopes, blight their lives, protract their bitter pilgrimage, make heavy their steps, water their way with their tears, stain the white snow with the blood of their wounded feet! We ask it, in the spirit of love, of Him Who is the Source of Love, and Who is the ever-faithful refuge and friend of all that are sore beset and seek His aid with humble and contrite hearts. Amen.



                                God being truth, justice, goodness, beauty, power, and life, man is falsehood, iniquity, evil, ugliness, impotence, and death. God being master, man is the slave. Incapable of finding justice, truth, and eternal life by his own effort, he can attain them only through a divine revelation... he who desires to worship God must harbor no childish illusions about the matter, but bravely renounce his liberty and humanity.

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